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@jamiroqueer.bsky.social
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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: boxd.it/Wehd

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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Checking out this disc and it really is a shame this got dumped to early-‘70s network TV (further cut of course) and could only be seen in bootlegs for a long time, because the beauty of its Utah filming on a western shoot actually seems like a pretty important element in a story about a showmance
Art for FADE-IN (1968), with Burt Reynolds and Barbara Loden standing comfortably together (him with no shirt) against desert buttes on a scale that makes them seem to be giants, like the poster for SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT PART 2. A bright sky with big white clouds takes up most of the backdrop.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s summer 1975
A ”marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

RACE WITH THE DEVIL

BEYOND THE DOOR
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drop something REFLECTIVE 🪩🖤🪞
Jennifer Jason Leigh sees the back of her own head in a mirror in a frame from DOLORES CLAIBORNE.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
since SUSPIRIA is a token “well yeah but besides that too” kind of answer, probably MESSIAH OF EVIL. I was lucky enough to first see it on a film print sometime in the 2000s and have been chasing the dragon ever since
A young woman, seen in shoulders-up closeup, stands in a room whose plants and pillows blend disorientingly with the city street scene that stretches across the wall behind her. A man stands on the painted street, hands clasped together before him and his head tilted in seeming curiosity.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight’s horror watch (we’re one behind) is EXIT 8, a liminal spaces type of horror film from Japan that adapts a video game—pretty literally I assume, as it drops characters into an atmosphere-drenched place with rules and an objective
Poster for EXIT 8 has a large black arrow pointing up against the yellow that covers the poster, and on the right a photographed man’s face with hair hanging down and mouth open as if speaking. The title is in black beneath the arrow, about level with the man’s mouth, and credits are in a block beneath.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember these were being decried as the end of decent civilization, and Paramount just kept making a new one every year while acting like this because it was guaranteed money in the bank
Marge Simpson sits at a restaurant table heaped with breads and pastries and hides her face with one hand while peering around it.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: A horror double feature to make up for none last night
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

FRIDAY THE 13th

I AND II
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thought of a compromise
A computer monitor showing a photo of fictional “CAMP MIASMA” movies on VHS, stacked atop each other.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The main character is an aspiring screenwriter who looks like Dr. Caligari and talks like a 1950s sitcom character named Biff. I can’t recall if he actually says “gee whiz!” at any point, but he’s the type
The aspiring screenwriter looks at his hands…are they the hands of a murderer??!
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a movie set in Hollywood and filmed in Boston, which does not mean trying to cheat the location in a vaguely Hollywood-like area: It means a charming array of back projection, matte paintings, miniatures, and process shots. Even the apartment complex most of it takes place in is imaginary
A man spreads his arms wide as he “walks down a street” (stands in front of a projection screen showing a Los Angeles street flanked by palm trees).
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re doing it again! A horror movie every night in October if we can manage it Last night we kicked things off by seeing the @muscledistribution.bsky.social restoration of SCREAMPLAY
Poster for SCREAMPLAY: A black and white illustration of a crazed-looking man at a typewriter, two giant disembodied hands reaching out on either side of him in a strangler’s pose. The title is on a mountaintop in the background, a la the “HOLLYWOOD” sign. “…takes HOLLYWOOD by the throat and STRANGLES it!”, promises a tagline at the bottom.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cute zirconia rings from the drugstore are now my fun little hobby
A photo of my hand splayed against a stucco wall, snake ring on the ring finger and a “silver” band ringed with “diamonds” on the little finger.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m tellin ya! That’s Merritt Wever and everything!
A very indistinct blurry blowup of one of the small cast inset photos at bottom of the SERIES 7 poster reveals what does look like the face of a young Merrit Wever, now that I’ve told you it is.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beard’s too long but I’m not hating it
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s 1964
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

MARNIE

THE EARTH DIES SCREAMING
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
exactly
Two replies to two parts of this thread: @ladonnapietra.bsky.social says "Enjoy!" under @msjennimiller.bsky.social saying "WHOOO BUDDY!!!"
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there used to be this thing called the Hellthread, it was this post with broken code where if you replied anywhere in it you got every notification about it forever. People started posting weird porn in it for this reason, and then they'd also be trapped and see everyone else's weird porn
In a frame from RESIDENT EVIL (2026) a many-legged and -armed creature made of fused-together human bodies clutches the edges of a house's front doorway from within, using its various repurposed limbs. Its body is hidden in the darkness beyond the doorway.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
prayen’ and
“HOPEN,” reads an “OPEN” sign at an H-mart that has their H logo at the front.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
post ur drafts
Draft posts from me:

“we saw THE DRAMA last night”

[a quote post] “most Jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about controversy of the month so far. Who? I care why?”

“I've told people my ‘retirement plan’ is that climate change is going to ruin our lives by then and we'll probably all be desperately tilling subsistence crops together, and as the years go by I don't feel much of a need to revise”

“the original THE CRAZIES outclasses the remake because it's about people who—upon hearing that what spilled in that town is a bioweapon and not a ‘vaccine’—slap their foreheads for falling for the cover story instead of staggering back in shock that the government lied to them”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s late June 1956 and long titles are all the rage
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my hair is not my hair
A still of Daniel Craig with side-parted hair that’s a mite long for a short style, the flop touching his right eyebrow.Daniel Craig later the same night in-story, with a similar but different and more cut-down hairstyle that looks an awful lot like a wig.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hard at work 🫡
The record and program windows in Adobe Premiere: On the left side, a black and white closeup of a man with closed eyes leaning against a wall has "THE END" in white text at the bottom of the screen. On the right side, a color clip in which the word "Presenting..." is superimposed in yellow text over a purplish-red curtain.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😐
A skeet from which all identifying info has been removed: “maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
for this weekend's drive-in I picked up a mighty cheap 4K of a 1950s movie and was introduced to "Perspecta," a soundtrack format that escaped my notice until now. A lot of movies used this over several years but I can't remember ever hearing mention of it. It's not stereo! Well, it is. But not
A logo for "Perspecta Stereophonic Sound," with the name in chunky white letters above a black band with "Stereophonic" etc. in white. In the space left by the shrinking letters of "Perspecta" after a large P, A jagged line indicates a busy soundtrack.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The oft-memed “Breaking Bad” frame of Walter White trying to yell a warning from the backseat of a car.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: An adults-only horror show in spring 1983
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

THE EVIL DEAD

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my husband always feels like I'm just doing more work stringing these out, but it's a lot of fun. I also love hitting Export, kicking back with a beer and listening to music while watching the export unfold
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this weekend's drive-in tinkering: We're watching THE EVIL DEAD, correctly noted as a 1981 movie but not released wide in America until spring 1983 via New Line Cinema So I faked up an Academy ratio-shaped New Line Cinema logo from the first half of the '80s, adding extra red/black top and bottom
A roughly 16:9 image showing a New Line Cinema logo, stopped on one of the frames where the background is red and the text is black (in the animated logo it flickers back and forth between opposite versions of this color scheme). There are vertical black bars on either side of the image, as the red only fills up a 1.33:1-shaped portion of the screen in the vertical center.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
most wholesome list I’ve ever been put on ❤️
womblescrabble.bsky.social has made a list “NonScrabbleAccounts.” Description: “Users who regularly use the word Scrabble but are not referring to playing the board game”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think I saw this alone back then, but I sold him on it a few nights ago and turns out we both like it I figured its evaporation was because no one wanted to see a lockdown movie just then but it might be that poster, which gives no hint that this is a heist movie partly filmed in an empty Harrods
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We’re getting a late start but about to get into it. Trailers are all for things that were coming out in the next few weeks, for instance
Trailer title card for MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON, with that title in red and flanked top and bottom with white credits against black.Trailer title card for LOVE LETTERS, which against black is written in soft white cursive.Trailer title card for SWING SHIFT, which is colorfully 1940s-style with the title in big red lettering shadowed with yellow against a background of blue rays. A photo of Goldie Hawn is in a star-shaped inset.Trailer title card for FRIDAY THE 13th: THE FINAL CHAPTER, which is in all-caps red against black (“THIRTEENTH” spelled out as text!).
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s March 1984
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

MIKES MURDER

HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
just caught an Alan Ritchson bit part in a Black Mirror
Ritchson, looking a little thinner than he does nowadays, crouches in a medium closeup where he wears a yellow polo and holds out a tablet displaying a graph to a woman who’s saying “Forecast was a prestige bounce of .2 minimum.”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Please say you’ll be the answer for an innocent animal who’s suffering, right now.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh fuck I’m so close
A display showing my Food Bazaar reward points are 495,200 out of 500,000.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
forever in my heart, because these were the publishers of a RETURN OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE laserdisc that was the only way to see the uncut version (or the RETURN title) for a long time
Front cover with Obi strip for the RETURN laserdisc, which bills the movie as “THE REAL SEQUEL” and features a still of Leatherface chainsawing through a house’s front door.The back cover has various blurbs, credits, specs, and production stills.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
these are the moments that make life worth living
Ray Blanchard tweets: “People online have made many wacko statements about me, but this one is great: ‘The original Camp Miasma movie was directed by Ray Blanchard. Yes, that Ray Blanchard, the infamous sexologist maybe most known for creating the backwards and misogynistic transsexual typology and the concept of 'autogynephilia': the belief that women attracted trans women experience sexual arousal by the idea of becoming or being women.’

“I have never had the slightest connection to the movie business in any capacity: director, producer, actor, set designer, writer, stunt man, or anything else.”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
annoyed it’s settled in but by this point you can tell when a Trump post is fake, and this seems to be one Don’t know how to put it. It’s a clock drawn by someone pretending not to draw a clock. And vaguely defensive in a way he isn’t. Anyway, not on his feed and considering what he doesn’t delete?
A supposed Donald Trump Truth Social post reads “OUR MILITARY EATS THE BEST! Nobody feeds our brave troops better than me. The food is AMAZING--the best military food EVER! Other countries wish they feed their soldiers this well. TOTAL WIN!” Under this is an extremely obvious AI image in which a delighted soldier in the canteen clutches a bacon cheeseburger in one six-fingered hand as it drips onto an absurd tray full of shrimp, mac and cheese, roast beef, and half a dozen other things. Other obvious AI mistakes can be seen in the soldiers in the background. It was supposedly posted yesterday.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s mid-June 1977
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

EXORCIST II

THE DEEP
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there we go. The amount of simulated film damage is a little hammy but whatever
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
had fun making this today. Probably I'll add a layer of speckles and scratches when I throw it into tonight's "drive-in" sequence
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A still from the Simpsons showing the headquarters for “Southern Cracker” has a sign that’s been crudely altered to read: “SOUTHERN BLUESKY - ‘the dryyyyyy LOAD TIME.”
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“I would like to talk about….. Hasan Piker”
Goldie Hawn saying “I would like to talk about… Madelin Ashton” in DEATH BECOMES HER.Hawn’s fellow institution patients clap hands over their ears and/or shout in dismay.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sometimes you just roll out of bed with perfect hair
A selfie in which my decidedly unperfect hair is sticking up in random spikes.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 5. “It’s a perfectly cromulent word." 4. “Tappa tappa tappa!” 3. “I thought you lo-o-oved me. Lo-o-oved me!” 2. “Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here.” 1. 👇
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
me and this queen
A selfie against a night sky in which the moon is not only a little too cloud-veiled for a great picture but also seems awfully small, in typical iPhone fashion.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: Like we were just going to let August 18th go by?
A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE

RETURN OF THE TCM

KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD
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