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Basically *never* mentioned in any of the books Google has scanned until 2000, and then, look at that graph go. books.google.com/ngrams/graph...

% of books published using the word "onboarding".

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 03/10/2026

These are my 9 albums, since we're doing that at the moment. You probably have your own and they will be different. That's fine. www.my9albums.com/s/2oksH0CCiv

Viva Hate, Morrissey; Kite, Kirsty MacColl; Welcome to The Beautiful South; Electric Warrior, T.Rex; Out of Time, R.E.M.; Plastic Letters, Blondie; Drawn to the Deep End, Gene; White Ladder, David Gray; Swing When You're Winning, Robbie Williams.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 01/10/2026

Sometimes it's nice to see proper old-fashioned truly terrible PhotoShop rather than just the default AI slop.

A bathroom, with shelves that are totally really there.

Impossishelves, with cats for some reason. Out of scale cats.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 01/10/2026

Slovakian twink of the month is “Adrian” again, except this time with an erection.

A young man with a football tattoo and a hard on, with his white boxers around his knees.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 29/09/2026

Worship my works on Earth, puny humans.

A slow cooker stew with part cooked but voluptuously swollen dumplings bobbing about on top.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 28/09/2026

What a cuntish thing for this cunt to have said, the cunt.

With respect, though, she does only have a partial picture. And that’s as far as I wish to go this morning.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 27/09/2026

As repeatedly happens, Chris got stopped in the park by someone who said “do you know your dog has odd eyes?” and I remain surprised by humans.

Spud, who may have heterochromatic eyes, I don’t know, I’ve never bothered to look at my dog.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026

This is the index for the Transdiffusion ATV Show Book, in case you want to get your complaints in early that your favourite obscure and wiped show from 1956 that you've never seen because you were born in 2011 isn't included.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026

Reached the point that I'm no longer 'improving' the ATV Show Book and am instead 'fiddling about' with it. Best launch the crowdfunder on Monday, I reckon. Take it out of my hands.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 26/09/2026

Tomorrow this will be a not-beef, bean and mushroom chilli, which I will eat with either nachos or tortillas. For now, it sits raw in the slow cooker, awaiting its moment.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026

Ladies and homosexuals, please may I recommend Eric, who recounts the plots of popular streaming series so you don't have to watch them? Very funny, and also he could snap me like a photo and I'd be grateful. www.youtube.com/@stutter_box

A very good looking young Portuguese man.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 25/09/2026

Being a practicing homosexual doesn’t half mean popping a lot of pills.

Apple Health: DoxyPEP and PrEP taken at 20:21

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 19/09/2026

I’ve been a very good boy, so I’m off to Manchesterford to get my bottom spanked.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 17/09/2026

Looking at the eligibility criteria… this has been written with Bad Wolf in mind to win, hasn't it? The number of other provincial independent production companies that hit the criteria is *very* limited.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 14/09/2026

Back from being proofread! I need to give it another once-over for my own satisfaction/paranoia, and then I can look at how much printing and posting will cost and then start a month-long fundraiser. Might actually arrive on doorsteps before Christmas! Imagine!

A selection of 18 pages from the 252-page ATV Show Book from Transdiffusion.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 13/09/2026

Dragging the whole place down, was she?

Liverpool Echo: Mum quit her job on Wednesday, now business is booming

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 12/09/2026

Honestly, you could just hook these 1960s telephone numbers directly up to my veins.

Hyde Park (01 HYD) 7222
Midland (021 MID) 6083
Deansgate (061 DEA) 4597
And, most gloriously, Leeds (0LE 2) 22901

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 11/09/2026

That made it into the newspaper TV listings at least, but ITV was running a standard Saturday night schedule. The odds that the networked A-Team or Blind Date were preempted by Granada and Dinosaurs shown in its place are rather small!

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 10/09/2026

I’ve made a total dog’s dinner of this.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 10/09/2026

How much do I need Dan Jeannotte to bugger me?

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 10/09/2026

The problem, apparently, is that A&E doctors don’t understand subluxing and treat it as a sprain or a dislocation. It’s neither. They also, if they bother at all, request an MRI rather than an ultrasound due to a belief that an MRI is always better. It isn’t.

Low’s cartoon on the fall of France in 1940: a tommy gestures at incoming bombers and says “very well, alone”.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 09/09/2026

Apparently I don’t need full-time glasses but would benefit from prescription “occupational reading glasses” rather than the cheap ones I buy off of Jeffy’s Slavemart at £10 for 5.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 09/09/2026

Just popped up on my phone. 9 years ago. My beloved Tilly asleep in her usual way: legs in the air, eyes open creepily, snoring. I miss that mad bitch.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 08/09/2026

1961: Rediffusion, Granada, STV, TWW, Anglia, TTT, Southern, Ulster and Westward break the strike by ATV staff at Elstree. ABC… less so, bless ‘em. It warms the cockles of my little socialist heart, even though they did it for arch capitalist reasons.

Throughout this Saturday evening the Company was heartened to know that all the other programme contractors supported ATV and

transmitted its programmes except ABC Television which decided to put out its own re-arranged programming.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 08/09/2026

Nolly, Nolly, Nolly, Nolly, Nolly, Nolly, Nolly, Nolly Nolly Nolly, Nolly, Nolly. It could've been worse.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 08/09/2026

At the risk of making this next book seem drier than dust (it's fascinating, honestly!), here are some pages ——NOT PROOFREAD YET—— from it for your edification. Hang off from reposting if you can, please. I'm not ready.

ATV Midlands Ltd applies for what would beocme the Central contract

The UK's first sitcom, the article heavily but not altogether correctly hedges — Joan and Leslie

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 08/09/2026

Done. Now it'll go off to be proofread.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 07/09/2026

My GP practice is on the ball, sharp and efficient as usual.

You are due for a flu vaccine. [Link to book appointment]

No available appointments at the moment. Try the link in a few hours.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 06/09/2026

BBC headline: FASCISTS MAKE BIG WIN, DOMINATE ALL, WE MUST ALL GET USED TO OUR BELOVED FASCISTS BEING IN POWER BBC subheadline: ((fascists gets 44% of the vote, will be frozen out by the other parties who have a majority quite easily))

Germany's far-right AfD set for big win in eastern state, just short of majority

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 06/09/2026

I subscribe to Google Alerts for seeing linkbacks to transdiffusion.org as they enter the search database. The description below each one is now derived from Gemini AI, rather than from, you know, the actual page doing the linking (because that was too useful) so I get this type of extreme bollocks.

Richard O'Sullivan, star of Till Death Us Do Part, dies at 82, according to Gemini, a fuckwitted and useless AI.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 06/09/2026

And don't get me started on this fucker of an index.

Index, page 2; 8 more tightly spaced columns

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 06/09/2026

Just look at the table of contents, though.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 05/09/2026

Side note: two years earlier, the Julie Andrews show featured the cast of Sesame Street, which at that time was only known from Sunday mornings in a handful of ITV regions. Clearly not the region the writer lived in, as he has no idea about it at all, including thinking that "cookies" are cakes.

TVTimes feature headlined "Julie in Monsterland" about a Julie Andrews Hour/Sesame Street crossover.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 05/09/2026

This from the TVTimes is in the draft of the ATV book I'm working on for TBS. It seems very weird to have to explain the Muppets, because they've been a fundamental part of western culture for so very long (which is why I included it). The "US show made in the UK" theme is present from the start.

TVTimes feature on the launch of The Muppet Show

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 04/09/2026

Trains appear to be running again, so I’m off to Manchesterford.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 04/09/2026

Might be back on for a rail-only trip, if the departure boards are accurate. If.

Two departure boards. First train is cancelled, second is on time. It says here.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 04/09/2026

Having quite the day of it on good ol' Miseryrail today. I will be getting the 437 bus into town to get my Manchesterford train — £2 is a small price to pay to avoid an RRB.

All lines have now reopened following an earlier fault with the signalling system between Birkenhead North and Birkenhead Park. As service recovers, trains running between West Kirby / New Brighton and Birkenhead Hamilton Square may continue to be cancelled, delayed by up to 20 minutes or revised.

All lines to / from West Kirby remain blocked due to a tree blocking the railway. As a result, trains running to / from this station may be cancelled, delayed by up to 20 minutes or revised.

Disruption is expected until 13:30.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 04/09/2026

(1) How on earth did you manage to type all those accented characters? If this didn't take you hours, that's quite a talent and you're wasted in your current job. (2) Please send out the video. I can supply the handles of a *lot* of blokes who would really like to see it if that would help.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 04/09/2026

Richard O'Sullivan had a certain sexy je ne sais quoi that made him ideal for both Man About the House and Dick Turpin. That's quite a range right there. /images via thiswayupzine.blogspot.com/2021/06/dick...

Cover of TVTimes featuring Richard O'Sullivan as Dick Turpin

Cover of TVTimes 'programme guide' section featuring Richard O'Sullivan as Dick Turpin

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 03/09/2026

Spent the day working on the index for the TBS/ATV Show Book. This is a fuck of a job. Another two days to complete the index, I reckon. Nothing to show for it yet, so here’s the front and back covers — the latter probably needs some blurb on it on general principles.

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