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Stone Cold Jane Austen

@jameswilliams.bsky.social
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Dad, movie fan, dad movie fan, occasional critic, teacher, Cheddar Curtain border town denizen, total hack.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly maybe the most level-headed thing I’ve read about this whole story!
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🖤 The incomparable Peter Falk, born on this day in 1927! 🖤 Here he is in Wim Wenders's WINGS OF DESIRE (1987). Now playing on the Criterion Channel!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study “Don’t Recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still hard to believe that this guy was able to convince everyone he was a brilliant lawyer when he’s only ever defended rich guys accused of horrific crimes against women. It’s playing the game on the easiest setting.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/08/2026
Doomsday poster but the text is “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days” - the split between the “Avengers” part and the “Doomsday” part is after “Belvedere”
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham has died after being asked to carry soup into the Jackass offices before being slapped by a giant wall-mounted hand
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Im getting word that the premium edition comes with a fully furnished Cousin's House to play this at, and that the game softlocks if it doesnt detect both a MadCatz controller, and the smell of Marlboro Reds
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I still want a Spielberg adaptation of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I need someone to make a decision for me: do I watch Your Name (for the first time) or A History of Violence (for the first time in 20 years; bought on Criterion 4K recently) tonight?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every time I’m tempted to get into basketball, I see shit like this and think, no, I don’t have space to be this nerdy about another thing
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James Eat World Sr. @jamesodinwade.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the worst Eveelution is Raytheon
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 26/04/2026
i think less of you if you paid money to see this, sorry not sorry.
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Woke 2.0 has now breached the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board
Editorial: Let’s get some ‘Pothole Politics’ here from Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s New York
Sewer socialism? Not as bad as it sounds.

By The Editorial Board | Chicago Tribune
PUBLISHED: April 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM CDT
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Lee Cronin's Clint Worthington @clintworthing.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey all, We're so blown away by all of the support we've gotten in just the first day and a half -- it's really helped us breathe a lot easier! While we're about $3,500 of the way there, there's still time to help us out with more of it if you find it in your hearts to contribute. Thanks so much!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Forever angry that we’re more vigilant about shaming fat people than we are at shaming assholes.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
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Martin Gugino, peace activist injured by police at 2020 protest in Buffalo, dies at 81
Martin Gugino, who suffered a fractured skull after two Buffalo police officers pushed him at a 2020 protest, died of natural causes in Tampa, Fla., on March 9.
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
counterpoint: making harry potter culturally anti-woke media will force the 'guys in wrap-around shades ranting in their car' demographic to become harry potter adults, which is potentially very funny.
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Wystaria @wystaria.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"i have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil rides its pedals" both killed me and brought me back to life
Image of a Twitter post by user @bovibaee. Text reads:

"to this day my mom is like "i dont think u have adhd, i think u just gotta focus a little." i understand your honda civic brain can start on command mother but i have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil rides its pedals"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam. But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else: A massacre. He decided to act. 1/28
a young, brown-haired, clean-shaven american man in a green army uniform. he looks stern.
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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
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💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase…
image of timon from the lion king. he’s smirking and gesturing with open palm, as if he’s explaining something condescendingly to the viewer
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
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Lisa Laman @lisalamanfilmfan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Lightning McQueen sexually harasses Sally in Cars 1, the personification of Night ogles a woman sunbathing in Day & Night, and a car gets tortured to death on-screen in Cars 2. Acknowledging queer and trans people exist, though, that would be truly traumatic for the youth.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Morally indefensible and unacceptable.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Whenever people say “you should be exposed to uncomfortable ideas,” they always mean the dumbest conservative assholes and not, like, Malcolm X.
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KAPOW! @kapowworks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Might be a little obvious, but I get a shocking amount of mileage out of this one.
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MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition @mariobg.eurosky.social · 18/02/2026
genAI is dying repost to make it die faster
The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Joining in this. Voted Democrat for the past 16 years, won’t vote again if they blow this chance to abolish the American Gestapo. @schumer.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov
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Ursula K. PenGuin @ikiruined.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Nathan Fielder in black and white staring and pointing at the camera. It reads: “Something might happen here. And if it does, so what?”
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Dogbert superimposed over Seymour, the dog waiting for Fry in the episode of Futurama that makes people cry.
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James C @iguandonjim.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I repost this in the hope that this is how people find out
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update saying “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Top 5 Movie Genres British People Repressing Emotions at a Palatial Country Estate Dramas where the ending changes the whole experience Person is in different movie than they want to be in We gave a weirdo comedian multiple millions to see if they were a movie star (we were wrong) 1/
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Arguably one of the greatest works of adaptation ever.
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Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The 30th anniversary of what should probably be universally recognized as the best Jane Austen adaptation (though not my favorite) gets a HUGE upgrade on the key art. The VHS/DVD cover haunts me to this day.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’ve never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Spent all day digging in the ditches. Then I had to burn through the witches, and let me tell you, that took *forever*. Now, let me just sit down in the back of my Dragula while my nephew Rob Z. takes us for a gentle ride in the countryside.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
10/10 bit, no notes
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Two screens from the Simpsons showing marge and homer sitting on a plane with homer looking angry. Text of the first image says "come on, homer. Japan will be fun. You liked rashoman" text of the second image says "that's not how I remember it"
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Media Magpies @mediamagpies.com · 25/07/2025
E. Rose Nelson writes Speak Truth of the Dead www.mediamagpies.com/speak-truth-... #hulkhogan #inmemoriam #obituary
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