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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Review not being available to stream is a crime.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Honestly maybe the most level-headed thing I’ve read about this whole story!

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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🖤 The incomparable Peter Falk, born on this day in 1927! 🖤 Here he is in Wim Wenders's WINGS OF DESIRE (1987). Now playing on the Criterion Channel!

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study “Don’t Recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment”

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Still hard to believe that this guy was able to convince everyone he was a brilliant lawyer when he’s only ever defended rich guys accused of horrific crimes against women. It’s playing the game on the easiest setting.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well, there goes my donation to your campaign.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/08/2026

Doomsday poster but the text is “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days” - the split between the “Avengers” part and the “Doomsday” part is after “Belvedere”

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.

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@DemSocialists
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.

Donald J. Trump
@reaDonald Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I was thinking that can’t be right, but my uncle has a 14 year old granddaughter and I remember him getting a PS2 like the day it came out, so, holy shit I’m old.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I remember reading in Hit & Run that Arnie was really depressed by the failure of The Last Action Hero, and when you watch it, you completely understand. Occasionally frustrating movie, but you really feel him trying to push himself.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham has died after being asked to carry soup into the Jackass offices before being slapped by a giant wall-mounted hand

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You can tell he’s a great actor because he made Mark Zuckerberg seem human, a feat the real Mark Zuckerberg couldn’t even pull off.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

“Stand up, speak out, stay right”- three things Charlie can’t do anymore

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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Im getting word that the premium edition comes with a fully furnished Cousin's House to play this at, and that the game softlocks if it doesnt detect both a MadCatz controller, and the smell of Marlboro Reds

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I still want a Spielberg adaptation of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I know I ate these but for the life of me I can’t remember if they were good or not.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I need someone to make a decision for me: do I watch Your Name (for the first time) or A History of Violence (for the first time in 20 years; bought on Criterion 4K recently) tonight?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I know it’s not, but this feels like him badly misremembering Ferris Bueller.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Looks like the logo for competitive Lincoln impersonation league.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hey, quick question: At what point during the making of this did you realize you were going to hell?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Traumatized me walking in on that as a young man.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Phil Collins’s Tarzan soundtrack sucks.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

How come, every time I hear about this guy, he’s on top of the world and acting like an entitled brat because he didn’t get more.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Every time I’m tempted to get into basketball, I see shit like this and think, no, I don’t have space to be this nerdy about another thing

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James Eat World Sr. @jamesodinwade.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

the worst Eveelution is Raytheon

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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 26/04/2026

i think less of you if you paid money to see this, sorry not sorry.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I watch it at least yearly. It’s so freaking good! I’m constantly thinking about how awesome Rogen is in it.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I’ve been seeing the TikTok brained now resorting to “he was saving those kids from Epstein!” Which, you know, must make a lot of sense if you’re a fucking idiot.

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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Woke 2.0 has now breached the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board

Editorial: Let’s get some ‘Pothole Politics’ here from Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s New York
Sewer socialism? Not as bad as it sounds.

By The Editorial Board | Chicago Tribune
PUBLISHED: April 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM CDT

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Lee Cronin's Clint Worthington @clintworthing.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Hey all, We're so blown away by all of the support we've gotten in just the first day and a half -- it's really helped us breathe a lot easier! While we're about $3,500 of the way there, there's still time to help us out with more of it if you find it in your hearts to contribute. Thanks so much!

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The 25th is a ludicrous nonstarter, but I think they should keep bringing it up. Force the Republicans to have to defend his sanity when he clearly lacks any.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Forever angry that we’re more vigilant about shaming fat people than we are at shaming assholes.

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

counterpoint: making harry potter culturally anti-woke media will force the 'guys in wrap-around shades ranting in their car' demographic to become harry potter adults, which is potentially very funny.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I’m psyched for this, doing a nearly 2 hour drive to be there.

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Wystaria @wystaria.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"i have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil rides its pedals" both killed me and brought me back to life

Image of a Twitter post by user @bovibaee. Text reads:

"to this day my mom is like "i dont think u have adhd, i think u just gotta focus a little." i understand your honda civic brain can start on command mother but i have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil rides its pedals"

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

That’s what it seems like! It was purple and tasted very familiar. My wife recognized it instantly too.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’m eating the Demon Sauce and I’m pretty sure it’s one of the same sauces from the Wednesday meals.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

And then the people who voted against it complain about how high their taxes are in the comments of every post about Pritzker on Facebook.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam. But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else: A massacre. He decided to act. 1/28

a young, brown-haired, clean-shaven american man in a green army uniform. he looks stern.

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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Voted for Sturges- I lean towards filmmakers where I’ve seen less of their filmography. For both I’ve only seen 1, but that’s a lower percentage for Sturges.

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