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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 27/09/2026
@bpkruse.bsky.social This whole thread is great (and I mean to brew some coffee and read the article too), but this in particular reminded me of part of our discussion.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Probably not true, but I can’t believe people are out here tossing Law & Order episode pitches over their left shoulder like trash. That’s $16k, don’t go tossing that away!
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 03/09/2026
I’ve noticed a trend among local hicks, attaching a fake rifle round to the antenna port of their oversized trucks. (Classy, as ever.) But sometimes it’s tinted pink (letting us know THIS driver is a badass CHICK), which is all it takes to make it look exactly like a doggie dick. Fun bonus, I guess!
Huge noisy truck, with a fake rifle round mounted where the antenna should be. (This one isn’t pink, though.)
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 18/08/2026
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
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Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 13/08/2026
Delightful “Too Many Cooks” vibes.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 09/08/2026
Non-fiction round: Pretty much anything by Mary Roach Absolutely everything by Sarah Vowell Silent Spring - Rachel Carson I’m Glad My Mom Died - Jennette McCurdy Careless People - Sarah Wynn-Williams
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 09/08/2026
Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood Murderbot (all of ’em!) - Martha Wells River of Teeth - Sarah Gailey Bel Canto - Ann Patchett Where’d You Go Bernadette - and EVERYTHING else by Maria Semple To Say Nothing of the Dog - Connie Willis Broken Earth series - N. K. Jemisin
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 07/08/2026
It’s working. Keep it up.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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Dave Nanian @dnanian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Welcome to the new SuperDuper! 4.0—a ground-up rewrite, new from tip to tail. www.shirt-pocket.com/blog/supererdu…
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again, a West Wing style hyper-saturated but not melodramatic episodic hopecore drama series about a progressive political operation that was just the Mamdani administration with the serial numbers filed off would have endless viewership numbers.
Meme made of screenshots from the Lulu Garcia Navarro interviewing Zohran Mamdani

[Top: picture of mamdani, with text reading] *New York Times interviewing Zohran Mamdani*
[Middle: picture of Navarro and Mamdani with text reading] *Mamdani has a cough attack mid-interview* "I'm so sorry... It's just a bad cough."
[Navarro:] "Have you had it checked out?"
[Mamdani:] *recovering, sipping glass of water* "I have."
[Bottom: *Mamdani,] fighting for his life, [trying not to cough and choke,] staring directly at the camera, still smiling*
"That's why I believe in Medicare for all. Everyone can check it out."
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Mia Wolf @miawolp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alanna Ubach is so fucking talented. Every role i see her in i think she deserves an award for
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We honestly don’t talk enough about how phenomenal Alanna Ubach is
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 12/07/2026
My god this guy is just the best. Even if I didn’t agree with his policies with every cell of my body, I’d still have to love him. He’s just so huggable, and makes everything fun!
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Imagine if these House Dems were willing to go to war with the actual opposing party
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 21/06/2026
President is wearing a reflecting pool costume with peeling paint and green fronds saying we have to find the people who did this.
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It Could Literally Be Any One Of Us - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Alt: It Could Literally Be Any One Of Us - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Let's show the country just how radical Wisconsin can get.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 14/06/2026
Someone be a dear and burn down this hospital.
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Chuck Taylor | Seattle @chcktylr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Paul Krugman: "We have a term for enterprises that look successful because they keep drawing in new investors and keep drawing in new investors because they look successful. They’re called Ponzi schemes. And Elon Musk is basically a human Ponzi scheme."
paulkrugman.substack.com
Elon Musk, Human Ponzi Scheme
With Wall Street’s help, you’re about to be forced to buy stock in SpaceX
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This guy has a great series -- his breakdown of the hybrid synergy drive verges on erotica for nerds like me -- but this is the great one to send to the loved one who doesn't get the whole renewables thing. He is boring and Midwestern and effective as hell. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 29/05/2026
more pls
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Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 10/05/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 17/04/2026
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...
“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 10/04/2026
Has anyone ever seen Laumy and Lint in the same room together? Seems like @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social took a little inspiration from Dragon Master Katie, after all! #criticalrole #onabus
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A note for all podcasts that allow people to swear: Either tell the guests before the show that they are allowed to swear or cut out the part after the guest swears for the first time where they say “oh sorry are we allowed to swear on this”
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 02/04/2026
Very sad to think about a @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social obituary—hopefully it’s many many decades away. And hopefully it does start with D20, as in: “The sometime host of Katie Marovitch’s sensationally popular actual-play series Dimension 20…” #perfectsix
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 07/02/2026
Dream cast, clever story, excellent look, and fun music—I don’t want to say my “favorite movie of 2026” is already locked up, but Disclosure Day is going to have to be pretty frickin amazing.
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
EVERY actor in Wonder Man is having the time of their life. We watched two eps bc we will savor.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 16/01/2026
Hey! Everybody!
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 15/01/2026
Love it!!! 🎶🥰🎸
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
You read that right. WE DID. Sincerely--They Might Be Giant Eyeballs
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 22/12/2025
@andycheatwood.com Happy birthday, Bübbie!!! xoxoxo 🫶
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 14/11/2025
What a wonderful day of @tmbg.love! First-time listener, long-time wisher-I-had-heard-about-this-sooner. Thanks for sharing so much TMBG, so much love, and a not-insignificant amount of “dot”! #TMBPTMBG
It’s just me, your humble author. Sporting some dandy TMBG/TMBPTMBG gear!
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 10/11/2025
Man, this is an exciting week to be someone who’s been on the Rhea Seehorn train since 2003. Welcome aboard!!!
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Defector @defector.com · 24/10/2025
What can't the president do? defector.com/what-cant-th...
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What Can't The President Do? | Defector
Donald Trump bulldozed the East Wing of the White House this week, so that he can build a ballroom with a footprint nearly twice the size of the existing White House, financed by blatant graft. The…
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 02/10/2025
RIP, special lady. You made the world a better place, and you’ll be missed.
LEGO Jane Goodall, pictured in the company of LEGO chimps.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 22/09/2025
@clashroyale.bsky.social The 🛥️ is pointed ⬇️ but all the islands we’re trying to reach are ⬆️.
Clan Voyage progress screen from Clash Royale, with the current flowing towards the destination islands in the ↑ direction, but the ship itself clearly pointing ↓.
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 04/09/2025
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Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 03/09/2025
“Feeling pressure” is such a mendacious way to describe what working class families are experiencing. “Being intentionally starved by runaway corporate greed while funding for social programs is gleefully slashed” would be closer.
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