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Scottie

@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
4.9K followers 1.2K following 10K posts

Designer, Artist, Wannabe Athlete, 🏳️‍🌈 NYC

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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hi, I’m Laura Linney and this is a Masterpiece Classic
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for the fuckteenth time
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
getting omakase tonight
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently on gay guy music video lunch break
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was told I look like Lionel Messi today and honestly ok fine
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Alright I’ve heard enough abt GTA 6, when do we get GTA 7?
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stop sitting like a prawn, scoot
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Joe Biden forced me to be g*y
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Mikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Collab of the Millenium @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
✌️
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
when you’ve crossed me I’ll block you on everything, including LinkedIn
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What’s everyone’s niche favorite animal? I’ll go first, mines: Horseshoe Crabs
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Horseshoe Crab on Sandy Ocean Floor
ALT: Horseshoe Crab on Sandy Ocean Floor
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yk if I were Maleficent I’d be pissed off too
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They’re about to knock down this building next to my apartment, watch this space as I lose my mind
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mhm
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
last day of my *0’s omg
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
literally what was I yappin about
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
attenzione pickpocket 🗣️
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bussy
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Im 5 apples high and as heavy as 3
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Welcome to Schmew York
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
it's time for my midweek existential crisis
SpongeBob sitting at a computer and smiling while an overlay of him is screaming internally.
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m begging please learn the difference between between your and you’re
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Beat a dead horse? Dig her up
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
August 4th, What a night
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
how I feel when I talk to my friends that are 24 / 25 sometimes
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“for the first 6 months of 1863 Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson had carried out one of the most extraordinary military campaigns in history..”
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
📸 🐎 🏜️
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
8/1: Xmas decorations are still there
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
too late no one answered fast enough
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
oomf saw this first
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So like what’s up it’s been a while
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If only we had all of August off like the Europeans
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can’t wait for my fire island share house with my parents
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dip it low, pick it up slow
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love when i post a random lyric from a song from 20+ years ago and we all know it immediately
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shameka, Keisha, Tara, Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, Daronda, Lisa, Felicia, Tenisha, Sharon, Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🏜️
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I went to fire island and it was a little too literal
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes I hear a song in the wild and I’ll get absolute war flashbacks that moment to high school symphony orchestra
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m my aging myself with this one damn
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I miss my Gateway™️ computer
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The way I fully had strep and a 102° (39°C) fever in this pic
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
we’re soo back
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Seeing ads for Ed Hardy in 2026 is really throwing me off
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I fear i love making spreadsheets
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good morning from the girlboss dream factory
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s the time of year that every subway car smells musty af
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Scottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’d love to **** my job and become an instathot
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