Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 03/09/2026I’ve noticed a trend among local hicks, attaching a fake rifle round to the antenna port of their oversized trucks. (Classy, as ever.) But sometimes it’s tinted pink (letting us know THIS driver is a badass CHICK), which is all it takes to make it look exactly like a doggie dick. Fun bonus, I guess! 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 14/11/2025What a wonderful day of @tmbg.love! First-time listener, long-time wisher-I-had-heard-about-this-sooner. Thanks for sharing so much TMBG, so much love, and a not-insignificant amount of “dot”! #TMBPTMBG 1101
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 02/10/2025RIP, special lady. You made the world a better place, and you’ll be missed. 050
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 22/09/2025@clashroyale.bsky.social The 🛥️ is pointed ⬇️ but all the islands we’re trying to reach are ⬆️. 020
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 10/09/2025I’d have zero issue with a flat camera that takes selfie-quality photos by default, but I can activate an old-timey bellows for the nicer shots. 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 23/02/2025Ha, I should have read your link first. Literally includes a photo of the water effect, much simpler than I was imagining. 😆 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 23/02/2025The arm movements right at the end definitely suggest mannequin. And they certainly match-moved heads onto bodies in other shots. 120
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 11/04/2024I’m on board! Anything that gets us closer to the geopolitical thriller spoof “Risk” in the madcap style of Jonathan Lynn’s “Clue” that I’ve been dreaming of for 30 years. 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 18/03/2024The book looks interesting and all, but I question any publisher who accepts a book from this lady and doesn’t title it “Dun-Dunn.” 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 16/03/2024I have to admit I stared at that Post Office for a good minute, trying to figure out which pop song it related to. 010
