Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 28/09/2026Can it even be called a “Hollywood studio” if he moves it out of state? 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 27/09/2026@bpkruse.bsky.social This whole thread is great (and I mean to brew some coffee and read the article too), but this in particular reminded me of part of our discussion. 001
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 27/09/2026Eye-catching? You mean it distracted you? Hopefully not while driving! 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 23/09/2026I’d also like to see the same installation, but with Chrissie instead of the buoy. 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 16/09/2026Even a very, very shitty businessman is still a “businessman.” (Otherwise it becomes a very tiny club.) 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 11/09/2026Say what you will about his skill as a painter, the key to a GWB likeness is the eye-beadiness, and he has NAILED IT. 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 11/09/2026A healthy middle class with disposable income creates jobs. Needs met, a little extra in their pocket, they spend it on stuff. Goods, services, entertainment—whatever it is, jobs are created to fill the demand. There’s no other reason to create one. (Except nepotism, but that happens taxes or no.) 001
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 06/09/2026I’d want to post up just outside the gate with a wax seal to help anyone who might need their tampons made compliant last-minute. 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 06/09/2026I sometimes wonder if it’s scammers trying to see if a phone number is connected to a live human; the content is irrelevant, they’re just interested in whether someone responds. 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 05/09/2026Does having an honor code equate to “pretending plagiarism doesn’t exist”? 🤔 000
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Probably not true, but I can’t believe people are out here tossing Law & Order episode pitches over their left shoulder like trash. That’s $16k, don’t go tossing that away! 529951
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 03/09/2026I’ve noticed a trend among local hicks, attaching a fake rifle round to the antenna port of their oversized trucks. (Classy, as ever.) But sometimes it’s tinted pink (letting us know THIS driver is a badass CHICK), which is all it takes to make it look exactly like a doggie dick. Fun bonus, I guess! 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 30/08/2026“This folder is just …man, words can’t even describe it. 🥹” 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 30/08/2026Finally something to wear with my MeUndies! I was getting some strange looks from people at the office. 020
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines 281740701
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 25/08/2026It’s not a real karaoke experience without Your Little Dog 2. 0 stars 030
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsThe New Yorker @newyorker.com · 18/08/2026In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...newyorker.comEverything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie TheatreIn New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre. 1217
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 19/08/2026I’m even more outraged someone thought this merited the “Breaking News” chyron. But maybe it’s just always on now? 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 10/08/2026Are you sure it’s an air show? It could be the new crop of Roblox-trained ATC crew trying in vain to find O’Hare. 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 09/08/2026Non-fiction round: Pretty much anything by Mary Roach Absolutely everything by Sarah Vowell Silent Spring - Rachel Carson I’m Glad My Mom Died - Jennette McCurdy Careless People - Sarah Wynn-Williams 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 09/08/2026Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood Murderbot (all of ’em!) - Martha Wells River of Teeth - Sarah Gailey Bel Canto - Ann Patchett Where’d You Go Bernadette - and EVERYTHING else by Maria Semple To Say Nothing of the Dog - Connie Willis Broken Earth series - N. K. Jemisin 010
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 07/08/2026I know that Wikipedia is accurate at least, because I added that edit the last time you posted to debunk it! 010
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsMaj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING. 16461111628
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsDave Nanian @dnanian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026Welcome to the new SuperDuper! 4.0—a ground-up rewrite, new from tip to tail. www.shirt-pocket.com/blog/supererdu… 5023
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 30/07/2026Where’s the Nobel? At Mar-a-Lago, in case his impeachment comes so fast he doesn’t have time to grab everything not nailed down? I like that whichever founding document has a little curtain he can pull, so it doesn’t have to watch while he violates every letter of it. 000
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 30/07/2026I’m ready to hire owl guy for pretty much anything. Especially narration. 020
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again, a West Wing style hyper-saturated but not melodramatic episodic hopecore drama series about a progressive political operation that was just the Mamdani administration with the serial numbers filed off would have endless viewership numbers. 282440350
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 19/07/2026THIS is the puppet that the “barely any CGI” people are hanging their argument on? That is 100% the puppet you build when you’re planning from the start to replace it with CGI. 270
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 18/07/2026Great video! I have sincerely been looking forward to this more than The Odyssey. And it doesn’t disappoint! 010
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsMia Wolf @miawolp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Alanna Ubach is so fucking talented. Every role i see her in i think she deserves an award for 121
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsScottie @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We honestly don’t talk enough about how phenomenal Alanna Ubach is 3242
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285795474
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 15/07/2026The man sued the *actual* “makers” who started Tesla to force them to let him call himself a “maker” alongside them. Hardly an authority on the making part. 020
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 12/07/2026My god this guy is just the best. Even if I didn’t agree with his policies with every cell of my body, I’d still have to love him. He’s just so huggable, and makes everything fun! 011
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard 16171191212
Jameson Simmons @jameson.onebee.com · 04/07/2026People think of “Brewster’s Millions” as a goof, but it dig into some real truths: beyond a certain level of wealth, it’s very hard to lose money. (She should absolutely try giving it away faster, though.) 120
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8893366112534
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question. 8889422198
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers. 10477541946
Reposted by Jameson SimmonsMore like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Imagine if these House Dems were willing to go to war with the actual opposing party 02611
![Meme made of screenshots from the Lulu Garcia Navarro interviewing Zohran Mamdani
[Top: picture of mamdani, with text reading] *New York Times interviewing Zohran Mamdani*
[Middle: picture of Navarro and Mamdani with text reading] *Mamdani has a cough attack mid-interview* "I'm so sorry... It's just a bad cough."
[Navarro:] "Have you had it checked out?"
[Mamdani:] *recovering, sipping glass of water* "I have."
[Bottom: *Mamdani,] fighting for his life, [trying not to cough and choke,] staring directly at the camera, still smiling*
"That's why I believe in Medicare for all. Everyone can check it out."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ybkylffhwhn2an2ic2lxh76k/bafkreiglwthwjqdggjxwjdsf5w36bogvyxbzcnthzclp2pmtlb4vhahcou)
