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@jamesmoran.com
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📝 Screenwriter 🎬 Severance, Cockneys Vs Zombies, Tower Block 📺 Doctor Who, Torchwood, Spooks, Crusoe, Crossing Lines, Eve, Dave Spud, & more 👋 He/him www.jamesmoran.com

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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 14/08/2026
You okay, babe? You haven’t touched your Suckies
A yoghurt drink called “suckies”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 12/08/2026
💅
An account I reported originally not getting flagged for removal, then finally getting removed Nic Cage in Con Air enjoying the breeze
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 14/07/2026
The Skinner “am I out of touch” meme, with the bottom line saying “No. It’s Amnesty International who are wrong.”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 23/06/2026
The happy leaf is here to bless your timeline with a smile, and to let you know you’re doing great
A leaf on the pavement with a smiley face cut or eaten into it, possibly done by a child or a jolly caterpillar
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 02/06/2026
Thunder! Lightning! HAIL!
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 01/06/2026
And to all bigots, particularly transphobes, here’s my rebuttal to your argument:
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 19/05/2026
Once again I am respectfully asking all creatives to have some sort of a simple website easily available with your info on, there are many free and easy ways to do this, please don’t make me have to gather hobbits to go on a massive quest to find your contact or portfolio info
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 11/05/2026
Fox tax:
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 10/05/2026
Happy birthday! I have no pets, but here is the local celebrity cat:
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 20/04/2026
About to see Peaches live for the first time! Here’s me meeting her at a film festival in 2007, where she shamelessly tried to steal my award:
Me and electro-clash punk goddess Peaches unconvincingly staging an award theft
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 13/04/2026
I guested on the Arrow Video Store! On the theme of movies you can show your kids (cautiously). It was SO much fun! Thanks for having me, @arrowvideo.bsky.social ! m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9fl...
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 09/04/2026
Every window in Paris in the movies, versus actual windows in Paris:
The Eiffel Tower right outside a windowThe Eiffel Tower in the distance from a window
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 09/04/2026
Brief visit to France, so practicing the only two French phrases I’ll need
Eddie Izzard’s “the monkey is on the branch” comedy routineZig from Zig and Zag saying “où est le centre Georges Pompidou?”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 07/04/2026
The 5th Doctor box set Helter Skelter is out now! With stories by Lauren Mooney, Stewart Pringle, and me! www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/d... @mooneylwrites.bsky.social @stewartwpringle.bsky.social @bigfinish.bsky.social
Helter Skelter box set cover
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 25/03/2026
Ah, UK weather, best in the world
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 19/03/2026
One chapter of my Fires of Pompeii book is "Dies irae", after my favourite Verdi classical piece. Just realised the lyrics are "The day of wrath, that day, Will break up the world into ash, As testified by David and the Sybil"- the ep features the Sybil, David Tennant, and lots of ash... spooky...
The title cover of my Fires of Pompeii adaptationThe chapter called "Dies irae" from my Fires of Pompeii adaptation
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 12/03/2026
The Italian Tree is back! 🤌🤌🤌
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 27/02/2026
But Alan! If you’re here, who’s grooming the planets for the planetary parade?!
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 26/02/2026
Gonna have to watch the Gorton and Denton results live purely to hear this name read out:
Sir Oink A-Lot, Official Monster Raving Looney Party
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 25/02/2026
TV remote suddenly started rewinding when I pressed fast forward. Kept doing it. Tried pressing rewind- and THEN it started to fast forward. No idea why. Several minutes later I realised I was holding it the wrong way around.
Star Trek “I am smart” meme
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 17/02/2026
Muppet Christmas Carol meme, this time with Gonzo saying “and Tyra Banks, who did NOT apologise”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 05/02/2026
Time to get my xylophone out again… #TheApprentice
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 03/02/2026
Regina from Mean Girls: So you agree, Ricky Gervais… people shouldn’t talk about stuff they know nothing about
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 01/02/2026
Start 2026 off by planning for your incineration
A flyer for a funeral provider reading “Start 2026 with a big saving on the nations favourite funeral plan”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 08/01/2026
That Traitors finale though
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 07/01/2026
Go home daffodils, you’re drunk
Daffodils growing in -5 temperatures in London
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 05/01/2026
Took this pic on 2nd January. CALM DOWN, SAINSBURYS
Easter eggs. Fucking Easter eggs in Sainsbury’s. On January 2nd. What the actual fuck, Sainsbury’s.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 12/12/2025
Loved him in Titanic
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 04/12/2025
I would gladly live in a Pocky universe
Pocky, chocolate covered bread sticks
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 18/11/2025
Excuse me what
A book for kids called “don’t tickle the turkey, you might make it gobble”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 07/11/2025
Needed this as a gif, so I made it, and now I release it into the world like a beautiful butterfly
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 09/10/2025
Holy shit Werner Herzog is on instagram and the posts are everything you could hope for, he just did an unboxing video and is an absolute delight
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 06/10/2025
Genuinely seriously considering getting the Sickos image as a tattoo on my arm, talk me out of it
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 20/09/2025
Me when I see the price of the new M&S Italian ready meals
9 pound ice cream kid
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 09/09/2025
Huge budget movie: *has amazing visual effects that look completely real* Same movie when there’s a childhood photo of the lead actor:
Terrible photoshop of an actor’s head on a baby
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 07/09/2025
So… if one were to see you… could we ask for help with… a pressing issue??
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 01/09/2025
Me, at every new casting announcement for the wizard tv show terf fund
Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda shouting “disappointed”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 31/08/2025
Why is EVERY Uber car back seat like this
Jurassic Park, when Alan Grant only has two female seat belt adapters
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 31/08/2025
Why is EVERY Uber car back seat like this
Jurassic Park, when Alan Grant only has two female seat belt adapters
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 30/08/2025
I FOUND A PHOTO
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 29/08/2025
Starting my new sexy medical subscription service
A medical container labelled “only samples”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 16/08/2025
I should call her
Three meringue desserts that look a bit like boobsThe lady with three breasts from Total Recall
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 04/08/2025
He is right, to be fair, anyone wearing jewellery after the theatre should particularly be careful to avoid this man:
Young Jack Napier from Batman (1989), about to rob Bruce Wayne’s parents
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 26/07/2025
Goodbye Doncaster! I have found a train, with a lovely window seat
A partial window view from a train seat, the view is mostly just the wall
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 20/07/2025
The Ugly Stepsister is an astonishing piece of work, it’s on @shudder.com right now, directorial debut of Emilie Blichfeldt, with a barnstorming, Oscar-worthy performance from Lea Myren. Not an easy watch, but an essential one!
Movie poster for The Ugly Stepsister
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 17/07/2025
The only possible choice
The cauliflower and werewolf from the Shooting Stars spoof of MasterchefThe “sad little life” man from Come Dine With Me
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 05/07/2025
Charity shop find: 1979 Wimbledon programme, with some *superb* vintage adverts, including this, surely early version of the distracted boyfriend meme:
Adidas advert with a man talking to a woman while another woman looks on, dismayed
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 01/07/2025
Me, when a local cat blatantly ignores my pspspsps
9 pound ice-cream kid yelling “bet he can hear me”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 28/05/2025
Happy birthday to Sondra Locke, who would have been 81 today. An amazing actress who always lit up the screen with unpredictable energy and magic.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 08/05/2025
Moe from The Simpsons, saying “I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.”
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