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my balls are full but it's just soup for some reason

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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Haley Stevens' loss comes to me in my dreams
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They locked my account AGAIN and this time I can't even find out what the supposed "violent speech" was or get back in. See how the little "start" icon at the bottom is greyed out? It's so obvious twitter is intentionally doing this to anyone who's remotely left leaning on their platform.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Respectful condolences to Mitch McConnell
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI: It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
sigh I returned to twitter. Now I'm using a really, REALLY old account I made back in my tumblr days. The good thing about that is it means most of the people I follow are wholesome. Will try to just use it just for memes and not get too pissed off by nazis this time...
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
$100 it's Seth
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They proved him wrong (and he didn't come back)
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 23/02/2026
"It should go without saying that Newsom’s palling around with right-wing pseudo-intellectuals like Kirk and Shapiro do not appear to have won him any converts, respect, or sympathy from the American right."
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Gavin Newsom’s Biggest Problem Is Gavin Newsom
California Gov. Gavin Newsom keeps being pulled further to the right even before he’s running — which is a real problem for a presidential run.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
*over two years out from election* hold on let me bend over and tear open my asshole, yes mr newsom, fuck me deep. No, I don't have any requests, just obliterate my hole for no reason.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Imagine how much of a lowlife piece of psycho scumfuck you have to be to douse a memorial to a murdered woman in gasoline and light it on fire. I can't even say what I want to say about these people on this app without getting banned but they can fucking murder us with zero consequences.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Personally, I think it’s bad that a wildly corrupt pedophile with dementia is President of the United States and is trying to make himself dictator for life.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What's going on man did we warp back into the good dimension
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
INSHALLAH
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
As a great man once said. Okay.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I hear in Britain if u rape kids the police will arrest you.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ahh just wanna... 🎶 fuck muh fishh🎶 🎶 beat muh wife🎶 🎶 drive muh truck🎶 Oh, ahh just wanna.... 🎶 breed mah daughter🎶 🎶 drive mah tractor🎶 🎶murder mah wife🎶
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The murderers of Pretti and Good were recruited under his term btw. Obama is the reason literally any of this is happening. He could've dialed down the notch following Bush in the wake of 9/11, but he chose to be an institutional hack. There is nothing inspiring about Obama. He handed us Trump.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Tim Pool when Twitter inevitably collapses under the weight of its AI debt: Grok is broke unfortunately
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This machine yub nubs fascists.
An Ewok playing an ICE and Border Patrol drumset.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Genuinely having the worst tummy ache of my life. This might be it, lads.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 12/02/2026
ai? ey i'd like you to shut up !!!!!
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Someone send him back in
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It worked!!! INSHALLAH I AM FREE
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
THE FIRST EPISODE OF MY SECTION 230 MINI SERIES IS HERE!!!!! Learn about what the law does, what it actually says, how it works, and who it REALLY protects
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They Are Trying To Kill The Internet
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“We noticed some anger from doctors last week. That’s why we invited RFK Jr. to talk about vaccines”
The Weekly Show with Jon Ste...
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Jon noticed some anger from economists in the comments last week. He gets into that and so much more with the Chief Economist of American Compass @oren_cass on a new episode tomorrow. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Grown ass woman lashing tongues with a fourteen year old a head shorter than her, genuinely so pathetic lmao
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Trying very hard to get banned from Twitter now. Figured if they're going to continually suspend me for no reason I might as well go out in a blaze of glory and say what I really feel
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is his legacy btw
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I FUCKING LOVE PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 I LOVE ALL LATIN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE, FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You can't make this shit up. WHERE IS THE TWEET??? LMAO WHAT DID I SAY?????
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Bill Clinton saying he won't lie under oath is like me promising I won't suck dick, we know it's in the cards cause it's happened before.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Twitter account got suspended and I strongly suspect it was for retweeting posts about elon and epstein. Fucked up demon site
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/12/2025
i don't even want my dick sucked anymore i want my heart sucked
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Social media challenge for USAmericans to learn the lesson from this exchange, difficulty level impossible
homas violence @ thomas_violence:
"Tonight a 19ish-year-old in the bar very nicely asked me if I could give them a refund on a vodka coke they bought because they realised they were too drunk and drinking it would be a bad idea, a move both so ballsy and sincere I couldn't possibly refuse."
kimT @ kimT9410:
"Umm... I thought in all US states you must be at least 21 years old in order to purchase alcohol?"
thomas violence @ thomas_violence:
"I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America."
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This was the last post I made before the Charlie Kirk news dropped. Fucking crazy
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was Fingering his Anus the Right Way
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 14/09/2025
we've all been talking about how charlie kirk was a bigoted fascist but has anyone considered that maybe he was just being ratatouilled by the worms in his asshole?
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Why are all my old Charlie kirk dunks suddenly blowing up now that he's dead lmao
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 13/09/2025
They'll lie to you about a man whose views were well-known and documented on video for years. Imagine what else they're lying about.
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Imagine being the guy who did the autopsy and first pulled that bullet out and read it. Do you think he just sighed?
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"You're not allowed to laugh about this or make any jokes" sir that is literally fucking impossible
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 12/09/2025
Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man
MEGA CITY — Robot hero Mega Man inflicted a prolonged, brutal beating upon his adversary Ice Man, according to horrified fellow level bosses who witnessed…
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Ok some of you are like, actually fucking insane, like holy shit lmao
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The first time I saw this, I honestly believed it was edited
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