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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈

@jakesalza.bsky.social
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Based in St. Louis, but I summer in Omelas

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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 1h
The closest analog I have to You Can See Everything is Capote (2005), the film about Truman Capote's complicated relationship to the murder suspect who would inspire his non-fiction novel In Cold Blood
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 2h
Can't say anything about You Can See Everything that isn't a spoiler because the nature of Nathan Fielder's projects is that they unfurl and show new layers over the course of the production. Just go see it
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 8h
Same, I loved it. Five stars. It hit me hard
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you!!
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 9h
I wrote a short review of Steel Magnolias, which is my current favorite film. jakesalazar.substack.com/p/vintage-mo...
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Vintage Movie Review: “Steel Magnolias” (1989, w. Robert Harling, dir. Herbert Ross)
Stories about the power of friendship between women will always move me. This film had so much to say about parenthood, love, and community.
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Been feeling like this. Aging is hard. Trying to accept that I'll never have the skin I used to
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Technically makes her a lawyer? A lawyer who is not allowed to hold herself out as a person licensed to practice law?
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If I had my way, the frontrunner for Best Picture would be the aesthetically and philosophically fascinating Primetime, instead of Christopher Nolan's westernized butchering of Ὀδύσσεια
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Millennial AoE attack
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People born when Telephone Part I was released turned 16 this year. Good night
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Has anyone tried these 2" inseam Nike shorts? I feel like they're what I've been looking for
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SELFISHNESS IS THE MOST BASIC MOTIVATION
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bit of a non-story here
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
☺️
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 10/10/2026
This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’
It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it?
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He left a bad taste in my mouth when he was giving confessionals in the first episode about how hot one of the other players was
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maddux @bluffingdamacy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
=)
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me and Cinnamon
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 09/10/2026
I told him it was a one-time thing between friends and now he won’t stop
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
plants!! #art #illustration
A digital drawing of lots of pots of plants surrounded by butterflies and with some snails crawling around the page as well.
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takahē magazine @takahemagazine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nomination days are some of our favorite days! These writers and artists are takahē's nominees for the Best of the Net, an annual anthology celebrating digital publishing and a wide array of creative voices. Big mihi to everyone for sharing their beautiful work with our readers 🩷
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They better make Amy with a Gun playable in Shadow the Hedgehog 2
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/10/2026
we are closer to 2050 than 2000 haha
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gonna do this to my man
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right?? Same
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
butt cheeks are neat. what a fun design.
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ocean Vuong is such a character. He needs to start writing nonfiction. Send him to a lobster festival like David Foster Wallace, I want to know what he'd say
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love her works of fiction and poetry. I haven't read her translated work or her classics nonfiction. But she's incredibly accomplished and innovative. I was rooting for her
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations, Anne Carson!! 🥳
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they don't give the Nobel Prize in Literature to dril tomorrow it's a fucking sham
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Patrick or treat @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dying at the attempt to trademark locktober but also at the idea that it's sacred and special to "the community" 😭
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James Mcconachie @jamesmcconachie1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The original looksmaxxer
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The phone speaker is the weapon of the common sociopath
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There need to be Repercussions
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abolish capital punishment except for people who play music on their phone speakers in public places
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An author I hate got a MacArthur award and I'm doing my best to work on a novel using lunch breaks and weekends. I try not to be bitter about the successes of others but it can be demoralizing
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty ❤️
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was sick for a while and had to take a break from the gym. Started up again this week. Can't lift as much as I could before but I'll get the numbers back up
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gay Christmas
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
User was cooking
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DJ tonight was uplifting Tinashe
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm really enjoying it
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
None of you marys told me Tove Lo has a new album out . . . unforgivable
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im addicted to being the real me
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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah idk what they trained these models on. The slop cycle
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its okay to sincerely like things
cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good
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