Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 18hNone of you marys told me Tove Lo has a new album out . . . unforgivable 221
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im addicted to being the real me 0286
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026its okay to sincerely like things 221171297
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What if I cancelled all my plans to do a Writer's Residency in my own house for a week? Who would stop me? 050
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star 522340
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saw Verity. Camp, fun, darker than I expected. Anne Hathaway was acting in a different movie than everyone else but her movie was better than theirs 040
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dakota Johnson can act! She just chooses not to 020
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so weird when a movie doesn't have Anne Hathaway in it 1104
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Tiernan Blanchard @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Every six months or so we do sex scenes discourse and so I must remind you: every time you complain about unnecessary sex scenes I add another one and make it more fucked up than the last. 1011424
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t think people realize that we’re only two weeks away from seeing Nathan Fielder or Elizabeth Holmes going down the JHud spirit tunnel 041
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went from "Digger sounds bad, I think I'll skip it" to "Digger sounds fucking awful, I need to see this" 110
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No babe it's ok that your COVID isn't long. I actually prefer the shorter ones 0112
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just saw a garage sale advertised as a "vintage pop-up" 250
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Disappointed to report that Alamo's pre-movie clips for Primetime do not include the Boondocks clip. They do include the Mad TV and South Park bits. 020
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Primetime is fundamentally about Robert Pattinson and Merritt Wever matching each other's freak 120
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I knew when the Iraq War was deployed as a metaphor for the path of To Catch a Predator that I was in for something special 020
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The club soda with grenadine at Alamo Drafthouse is 50 cents and hits like crack 160
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Last Ditch fancast: -Hannah Einbinder as Matellian -Anya Taylor Joy as the throuple member who went to clown school -Meg Stalter as the third throuple member -Michaela Coel as Soe Noire -Kate O'Flynn as the town hall moderator -Skyler Gisondo as the it/its pronouns performer 021
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bringing the Buried Treasure from Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar to my job interview 010
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you bring an iced coffee to your interview at the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar. The manager doesn't mind at all. You lift your mask to take a sip and she kills you instantly 180
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups! My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t... 921187164
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I do want to read Fruit Fly but I think I need to read Yellowface first since it appears to be the exact same premise but released in 2023. 000
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My 9 games These are the 9 games that had the biggest impact on my life. Honorable mentions: League of Legends (which had a Negative impact on my life), Super Smash Bros. Melee, Lies of P 020
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'd never seen this Roy Lichtenstein painting before, but it's incredible how he manages unfailingly to make his copies worse than the original comics he's ripping off. 361290250
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75257609652
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 293291865
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"your honor, I cannot serve on this jury" "Why not?" *I break down in tears* "The defendant is oomf" 050
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Jen Cross @jencross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Been taking time off to do different things and I enrolled in the PA Master Naturalist training program. Last weekend we did freshwater stream water quality assessment. Got to meet some fun new friends. Whirligig Beetle (Dineutus sp.), Crayfish (Faxonius sp.), Stonefly Larva (Perlidae Family) 1226815
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I went to Japan I’d come back with no clothes bc I’d throw them all out of my suitcase to make room for my little animals. My creatures. My trinkets. They’re important. 2524
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My boys are cuddling again! They cuddle much less in the summer when it's so hot. They are always together in the fall and winter, though 4140
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rat Purse — Paul Frey, 20th C. brass, ruby 5770226
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tried to do leg day today without stretching first. Consequences were felt. Lessons were learned. 130
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm so serious about Steel Magnolias. The most pathos I've ever seen in a motion picture. Every actor brings so much heart to their role. A story about female friendship and love across generations. I didn't know movies like this were possible. 050
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just watched Steel Magnolias. Apologies for not watching sooner. Was unaware it was the greatest movie of all time. That error has been corrected. It's in my Letterboxd Top 1 071
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams theonion.com/biologists-announce-th… 49136092
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey, St. Louis area herb gardeners 1 pm Saturday, 9/19, St. Louis City Public Library class at Central Library 🌱 Lore & Legend of Herbs 🌿 presented by St. Louis Herb Societyslpl.bibliocommons.comLore & Legend of Herbs — St. Louis Public Library - CityFor thousands of years, herbs have been used in a variety of ways – for cooking, decoration, pest control, medicine and fragrance, to name just a few. Many herbs also have fascinating histories. A mem... 052
Reposted by Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈Prairie Schooner @prairie-schooner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our Fall 2026 issue is now available! In this issue, we're excited to share a portfolio of Latinx Flash Memoir edited by Joy Castro. See the full table of contents, read excerpts, and order now: prairieschooner.unl.edu/issue/fall-2... 282
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Partner and I are discussing Halloween couple's costumes. Nathan Fielder + Elizabeth Holmes is on the table. We are both men. 060
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bulgarian split squats until I look like Mr. Kansas 0182
