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Jake Goldsbie

@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2h
this is like if they started making "Shreds" videos of comedy specials instead of guitar solos
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 2h
Also not for nothing but every time I see Theo Von I think it's Keef from Righteous Gemstones
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 2h
THAT'S what this guy sounds like? People listen to a PODCAST by this guy? Willingly??
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 18h
Gavin McKenna of YOUR Toronto Maple Leafs
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 18h
God I love my stupid broken city
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 21h
Absolute scenes from Toronto, where a critical mass of lovely human beings on bikes has seen off the trucks sent (by the culture-warring Premier Doug Ford) to rip out the bike lanes... ...while chanting "get home safe" to the workers 🥹 Inspirational, iconic, great work @cycletoronto.bsky.social!
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James Shook
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm betting that a lot of people who respond to polls saying they feel more unsafe in Toronto now are conflating the feeling of "I am physically unsafe and under threat in my environment" with "there was a homeless man on the sidewalk on my way to the Eaton Centre and I don't want to see that."
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Circle pit at the Denzel Curry show. This rules.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The NFC East is good, actually
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tapping the sign
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it all starts now
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not pretty, not good, but by god we'll take it: 2026 Tottenham Hotspur
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any way we can get it baby
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Luke Shaw get fucked
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's been so nice to not have my weekend ruined by Spurs the last few weeks. Oh well, time to have it ruined again.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if i didn't like birdman will i like this one or is it the same kinda deal
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My wife was walking around the house singing Tennis Night In America the other day and it has been stuck in my head ever since.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kind of amazed this is even 22 minutes
A youtube video thumbnail of a 2026 Jays home runs compilation that is 22:56 long
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck these guys. put them all in prison.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know I am biased but the new Deafheaven EP (is it still an EP if it's over 20 minutes?) is unbelievable. Heaviest, black metalest stuff they've ever done. Not beating the "best current rock band" allegations.
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Sorry Laid The Hearth
YouTube video by Deafheaven - Topic
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*extremely second half of October to April voice* Ah,
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*extremely first half of October voice* The Leafs might be good
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 08/10/2026
This is the exact same approach the Liberals fought under Stephen Harper. Now, they're bringing back that very same agenda and Harper is cheering from the sidelines.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 08/10/2026
The Liberals and Conservatives just voted together to attack labour, environmental, and Indigenous rights to fast-track corporate mega projects. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
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Conservatives vote with Liberals as Bill C-39 heads to committee
A key piece of the Carney government’s economic agenda, Bill C-39, passed its first vote in the House of Commons Thursday when Conservatives voted with the majority Liberals to send the bill for study...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shocked they're not NFTs
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's nice to see a publication finally get into the fact that he uses his podcast to rehabilitate (and flat out deny the crimes of!) men who abuse women and children.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we don't have a Zohran here (well, we did, but Chloe Brown can't win with how our city works) so she's definitely the best option of a bad bunch. I don't dislike her by any means, but she's just kinda eh. Bradford on the other hand is a nightmare.
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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Told, explicitly, that major crimes are way down in Toronto, Bradford insists that people "don't FEEL safe," apparently because Chow chose not to sit on the police board.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turnstile might not be For Me anymore, but I cannot deny they walk the walk
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a true baseball purist I do not recognize playoff wins before the LCS. Therefore, the Yankees, Red Sox and Blue Jays had the same number of playoff wins.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Factually true as this happened to the Jays in the world series last year
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Say what you will about Yankees fans but they're smart baseball fans. They know the rules. They know the boundaries of the game.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, something nice for Dodgers fans
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think selling out is a thing, especially not in 2026, but Power Trip making their comeback a Record Store Day release is some real sell out shit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
yankees fans morphing into a "🤓☝️ehrm actually the smart move is to not spend money" fanbase will be funny for a thousand years
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026
Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
William Nylander Hart Trophy incoming
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hearing something about the Buds being all day? Trying to confirm.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing reporting here, as expected, from Diana and Defector. Legacy media is for chumps and rubes. Good work makes good work.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't know if it's the case now but i remember being younger when this stuff was current and people just didn't learn the lyrics to things. i had friends that didn't even know what songs were called. it was just the "fuck you i won't do what you tell me" song or the toxicity song or whatever
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i knew a lot of people who took this song specifically as a "drugs are good and that's sick" song and not a "oh hey what are mandatory minimums" song
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's this one fwiw
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Could be an uncomfortable boost to Bad Badford. This guy sucks but he was useful in how much he sucked.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the kids will never know what it was like to listen to Toe in 2009
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring me Puciato Dillinger or bring me something else
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nobody knows ball anymore www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYUC...
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Rage Against the Machine - Live At The Democratic National Convention 2000 (1080p/60fps)
YouTube video by Capt. Shiner
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spent the afternoon at Picklefest and ate a hotdog/pickle egg role and have to say this is a brave truth
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