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@jadedcrypt.bsky.social
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☠️❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜☠️ I'm here and I mainly repost. Maybe I'll draw some furry porn 😜

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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kiwi don't vote you're right... They have tiny nubs for wings so can't hold a pen. Very discriminatory
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hipkins: "If we get to a point where we have to actively ration fuel, we need to know now what that's going to look like. So who's going to have access? Who's not? The sooner people know that, the sooner they can make their own contingency plans." Also calls to encourage public transport use
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Michael Brown @jingajik.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
In Lower Hutt, 'tis fruiting season of the Cone Tree
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Huh? But I thought they didn't like handouts?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's amazing how despite never, ever, ever, ever having had Socialism in the West, we can still blame all Capitalism's problems on it.
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Scarlett Foxx @ohheyscarlett.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
1 BILLION DOLLARS A DAY!?! 1 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY?!?!?! If only there were humanitarian crises that these kinds of amounts could help or even eliminate completely!!!!!!!! Fuck man. I hate it here.
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"My big beautiful struggles"
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Am I real?
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 10/03/2026
Someday you might find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. It’s important you don’t enter that house.
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Fin @finsarg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Now that's shots fired
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The level of lying on Facebook from National over the Covid report is extreme and frightening and I hope some in the media have the guts to write about it. It's absolutely not normal and is a MASSIVE red flag for the state of democracy and political norms in the country #nzpol
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/03/2026
This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The trouble with the political satire in Aotearoa is that I read it and think "I'm funnier than this" #NZPol
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Steph Phi @freestylesteph.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
21 days of fuel left in Nz - what’s the plan Luxon. Should we be - working from home - opt for bus - cancel optional travel
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"...gave up his US citizenship in 2015..." If you were wondering why the Opportunity Party smells a bit whiffy, it's their obvious addiction to the wealth of billionaires that you can smell.😒 Is this the kiss of death for a Political Party? It should be, but it won't be. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
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Queenstown-based tech entrepreneur Brian Cartmell donating hundreds of thousands to political parties
Brian Cartmell, a Queenstown-based expat American, has given big donations to ACT, National, NZ First and the Opportunity party.
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
And if the landlords received the tax cut, the public servants have all been fired, the ferries were cancelled, benefits have been denied, hospitals need staff, schools need staff, regional councils have gone, etc - then who did they borrow the $120 billion for? Themselves? #nzpol
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Jonathan Heaps @jonathanrheaps.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I know that, because there is such a thing as incompetent benevolence, it seems like there should be “competent malevolence,” but there just isn’t. It’s a comic book stuff. Mythological thinking.
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I'm sorry for the deaths, but count dismantling US hegemony and soft power squarely as a boon to humankind.
So fair - as a useful idiot, Trump IS unlike Biden in that he's less competent at doing evil, which is better.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Inflation was 4% two years ago, PM. And we now have record 10 year unemployment & business failures, while ~3% of our working age citizens have fled We shouldn't have to fact check our own governments like the US does, do we? #auspol #newzealand #nzpol
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
reminded of my most dad coded political opinion which is that we need a universal Naps and Lil Snacks For All program
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Jeff Colgan @jeffcolgan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He can't even do the end of his own political career right, the stupid bastard
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm really mad that Luxo isn't entertaining me at all today because that means I have to peep over the parapet and look at all the truly horrible things
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Chatter from the other place says Chris Penk and Joseph Mooney are using sock puppet accounts. Wouldn't be the first National Party MP to use a fake account on social media would it? These National Party NZ politicians are so pathetic, don't they have real work to do? #nzpol #newzealand
Carl Bates MP for Whanganui praises himself with a fake account
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trump "Iran had all these missiles, far more than anyone thought". The guy is such a moron.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Today is just ... awful? Like. You ever get to the point the things are just compounding so much and getting so awful that they start to get funny.
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Newsroom NZ @newsroom.co.nz · 09/03/2026
Comment from Victoria University: Four out of five NZ councils do not collect real-time water use data as climate change multiplies the risks of contamination and insufficient supply.
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Most councils don’t track real-time water use, and you can’t manage what you don’t measure
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"yeah yeah, people die all the time! How does this affect you and your wallet!" - AoNZ media. Ya know, I never thought I'd see the same level of camaraderie felt through WW2. Guess I still won't... #nzpol
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Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*taps the sign* Remember this when they try and gaslight you.
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Meanwhile THAT PICTURE from this morning Bye Bye Luxon
A filthy ute covered in dirt with the words scribbled Bye bye Luxon
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026
I think making oil prohibitively expensive could save the world actually
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
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Joanna Kidman @joannakidman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Nicola Willis getting a tad snarky with Jenna Lynch at today's post-Cabinet press conference. And now Tova's broken ranks and asked the PM the question that dare not speak its name-will you still be the leader? Willis seems to be heaving big sighs but she may have taken a diazepam ahead of time
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Steve Reeves @stevereeves.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Luxon repeating the untrue "NZ has 88% renewable energy". It has that for electricity, but not for energy in general, which is 40%.
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Oliver L @eey0re.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Cause, effect. National owns this by scrapping permanent speed reductions around schools.
National party website screenshot: Labour’s blanket speed limit reductions must end

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Beehive press release screenshot: 28 September 2024
Government delivers sensible approach to speed limits

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NZ Herald screenshot: Papakura student road patroller hit by car becomes fifth child run over since start of term

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Vote for hope in November! Toitū te Tiriti 🇳🇿 @mrjeffhowell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Aotearoa 2020: "Be kind" Aotearoa 2026: "It's OK to jail a 14 year old for 3 months if it means cruise ship visitors won't have to see homeless ppl on Queen St"
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hey, at least Chuck and Mary will have a Beggar-free Britomart to enjoy! I dive deeper over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/chuck-and-...
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's not cutting into any profits and those kids could've just been a drain on the system as adults. I say we have less road safety around decile 1-3 schools
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This damn fish is coming up in my timeline more than children being run over. Priorities.
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Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?...
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This post has made me so angry right now
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Benefit sanctions have not worked - because there are not enough jobs for beneficiaries to move into" No shit. We were saying that when the assholes implemented their cruel bullshit. #nzpol
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
But at least victims of violent crimes have gone down, right? Right? Honestly, only difference between the gangs and the coalition at this point is that their patches look different. #nzpol
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Vague posting. Because I feel nostalgic. Maybe I'll do some Tool lyrics next to just really feel that teen edginess 🤦🏻‍♀️ or I could try to make people feel bad about liking something. Oooo so many options. I see why you people never leave this place
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"we're a scourge on the planet. Animals are literally actually good and moral and we should respect all of them. Humans are evil and we're the real disease on this planet" Continues to do absolutely nothing and just moralise and complain online... Ruining the planet. Good job
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💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I think every leftist is slowly turning into Helen Lovejoy. No self awareness and they think they're morally superior. Meanwhile actively ignoring real issues (like the fact her daughter has some real issues, probably because she's a self absorbed bitch). But what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 16/11/2025
You are objectively better than any billionaire because you have had to learn to overcome multiple form of deprivation in your life and they're still crashing out over getting yelled at on the internet by "Cockknocker451."
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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So, where is all this wealth? #nzpol
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