💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Kiwi don't vote you're right... They have tiny nubs for wings so can't hold a pen. Very discriminatory 020
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Hipkins: "If we get to a point where we have to actively ration fuel, we need to know now what that's going to look like. So who's going to have access? Who's not? The sooner people know that, the sooner they can make their own contingency plans." Also calls to encourage public transport use 2307
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Michael Brown @jingajik.bsky.social · 30/03/2026In Lower Hutt, 'tis fruiting season of the Cone Tree 511725
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026It's amazing how despite never, ever, ever, ever having had Socialism in the West, we can still blame all Capitalism's problems on it. 36015
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Scarlett Foxx @ohheyscarlett.bsky.social · 11/03/20261 BILLION DOLLARS A DAY!?! 1 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY?!?!?! If only there were humanitarian crises that these kinds of amounts could help or even eliminate completely!!!!!!!! Fuck man. I hate it here. 021
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 10/03/2026Someday you might find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. It’s important you don’t enter that house. 5539
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The level of lying on Facebook from National over the Covid report is extreme and frightening and I hope some in the media have the guts to write about it. It's absolutely not normal and is a MASSIVE red flag for the state of democracy and political norms in the country #nzpol 56323
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/03/2026This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes) 259118191556
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The trouble with the political satire in Aotearoa is that I read it and think "I'm funnier than this" #NZPolmedia.tenor.commuppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie . 6344
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Steph Phi @freestylesteph.bsky.social · 10/03/202621 days of fuel left in Nz - what’s the plan Luxon. Should we be - working from home - opt for bus - cancel optional travel 1199
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"...gave up his US citizenship in 2015..." If you were wondering why the Opportunity Party smells a bit whiffy, it's their obvious addiction to the wealth of billionaires that you can smell.😒 Is this the kiss of death for a Political Party? It should be, but it won't be. #OneTermGovernment #nzpolrnz.co.nzQueenstown-based tech entrepreneur Brian Cartmell donating hundreds of thousands to political partiesBrian Cartmell, a Queenstown-based expat American, has given big donations to ACT, National, NZ First and the Opportunity party. 052
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 10/03/2026And if the landlords received the tax cut, the public servants have all been fired, the ferries were cancelled, benefits have been denied, hospitals need staff, schools need staff, regional councils have gone, etc - then who did they borrow the $120 billion for? Themselves? #nzpol 13617
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Jonathan Heaps @jonathanrheaps.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I know that, because there is such a thing as incompetent benevolence, it seems like there should be “competent malevolence,” but there just isn’t. It’s a comic book stuff. Mythological thinking. 2305
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 09/03/2026 0195
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Inflation was 4% two years ago, PM. And we now have record 10 year unemployment & business failures, while ~3% of our working age citizens have fled We shouldn't have to fact check our own governments like the US does, do we? #auspol #newzealand #nzpol 13813
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026reminded of my most dad coded political opinion which is that we need a universal Naps and Lil Snacks For All program 231362194
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Jeff Colgan @jeffcolgan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy 160100812438
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026He can't even do the end of his own political career right, the stupid bastard 0161
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I'm really mad that Luxo isn't entertaining me at all today because that means I have to peep over the parapet and look at all the truly horrible things 1121
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Chatter from the other place says Chris Penk and Joseph Mooney are using sock puppet accounts. Wouldn't be the first National Party MP to use a fake account on social media would it? These National Party NZ politicians are so pathetic, don't they have real work to do? #nzpol #newzealand 4222
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Trump "Iran had all these missiles, far more than anyone thought". The guy is such a moron. 78911
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Today is just ... awful? Like. You ever get to the point the things are just compounding so much and getting so awful that they start to get funny. 16983
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Newsroom NZ @newsroom.co.nz · 09/03/2026Comment from Victoria University: Four out of five NZ councils do not collect real-time water use data as climate change multiplies the risks of contamination and insufficient supply.newsroom.co.nzMost councils don’t track real-time water use, and you can’t manage what you don’t measure 042
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 09/03/2026"yeah yeah, people die all the time! How does this affect you and your wallet!" - AoNZ media. Ya know, I never thought I'd see the same level of camaraderie felt through WW2. Guess I still won't... #nzpol 062
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026*taps the sign* Remember this when they try and gaslight you. 2142
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Meanwhile THAT PICTURE from this morning Bye Bye Luxon 37117
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026I think making oil prohibitively expensive could save the world actually 1127334
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman 3148281422
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Joanna Kidman @joannakidman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Nicola Willis getting a tad snarky with Jenna Lynch at today's post-Cabinet press conference. And now Tova's broken ranks and asked the PM the question that dare not speak its name-will you still be the leader? Willis seems to be heaving big sighs but she may have taken a diazepam ahead of time 14910
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Steve Reeves @stevereeves.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Luxon repeating the untrue "NZ has 88% renewable energy". It has that for electricity, but not for energy in general, which is 40%. 45922
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Oliver L @eey0re.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Cause, effect. National owns this by scrapping permanent speed reductions around schools. 01810
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Vote for hope in November! Toitū te Tiriti 🇳🇿 @mrjeffhowell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Aotearoa 2020: "Be kind" Aotearoa 2026: "It's OK to jail a 14 year old for 3 months if it means cruise ship visitors won't have to see homeless ppl on Queen St" 010437
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Hey, at least Chuck and Mary will have a Beggar-free Britomart to enjoy! I dive deeper over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/chuck-and-... 216269
💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026It's not cutting into any profits and those kids could've just been a drain on the system as adults. I say we have less road safety around decile 1-3 schools 010
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This damn fish is coming up in my timeline more than children being run over. Priorities. 032
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Lanzifer Longinus @lanziferlonginus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?... 209143463925
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026"Benefit sanctions have not worked - because there are not enough jobs for beneficiaries to move into" No shit. We were saying that when the assholes implemented their cruel bullshit. #nzpolmedia.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... "ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... " 1266
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 26/02/2026But at least victims of violent crimes have gone down, right? Right? Honestly, only difference between the gangs and the coalition at this point is that their patches look different. #nzpolmedia.tenor.coma man with a backpack is standing in a hallway with his hands outstretched .ALT: a man with a backpack is standing in a hallway with his hands outstretched . 031
💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Vague posting. Because I feel nostalgic. Maybe I'll do some Tool lyrics next to just really feel that teen edginess 🤦🏻♀️ or I could try to make people feel bad about liking something. Oooo so many options. I see why you people never leave this place 000
💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026"we're a scourge on the planet. Animals are literally actually good and moral and we should respect all of them. Humans are evil and we're the real disease on this planet" Continues to do absolutely nothing and just moralise and complain online... Ruining the planet. Good job 000
💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀 @jadedcrypt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I think every leftist is slowly turning into Helen Lovejoy. No self awareness and they think they're morally superior. Meanwhile actively ignoring real issues (like the fact her daughter has some real issues, probably because she's a self absorbed bitch). But what do I know 🤷🏻♀️media.tenor.coma group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the childrenALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children 000
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nash @radiodeadair.com · 16/11/2025You are objectively better than any billionaire because you have had to learn to overcome multiple form of deprivation in your life and they're still crashing out over getting yelled at on the internet by "Cockknocker451." 10479163
Reposted by 💀𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙💀Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 11/11/2025So, where is all this wealth? #nzpolmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket . 182