Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is like trying not to run people over as you drive your Ford Ranger down the footpath. You could just drive on the road. Instead, you're deliberately doing the stupid thing while hoping to avoid the consequences. #nzpolstatic.klipy.comDaniel Radcliffe: I Tried MemeALT: Daniel Radcliffe: I Tried Meme 030
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nope! He's not suitable for National if he's able to backtrack and change his mind! This is National we're talking about here! They have a reputation to uphold, and none of that involves changing minds or taking accountability. #nzpol 120
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 14/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: There is Simeon Brown running down the walls in our hospitals #NZPol 3283
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh gee. Wouldn't want life-supporting environmental protection having too much weight in decision-making. They'd want to maintain the ecosystems to support life. Why would farmers want that? They just want people to buy their produce. Hang on! People need to be alive to do that! #nzpol 0114
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026#nzpolstatic.klipy.comMarkiplier Yay NothingALT: Markiplier Yay Nothing 030
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"fast-track was put in place because it had become "abysmally slow" to get anything built in New Zealand." Hey Dumbass, the reason it took so long was to make sure everything could be taken into consideration. Bah! Who am I kidding! He wouldn't know what that is, it involves thinking... #nzpolstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson Cymbals Monkey BrainALT: Homer Simpson Cymbals Monkey Brain 064
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026NEW!? Fucking the planet up for profit is bloody NEW apparently... 000
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Aww. He's "grown". Shame his victims have to grow up dealing with the trauma of his fucked up actions. But hey, sure glad some old ACT party pervert has finally grown outta the thing he took FOREVER to admit. Avoiding accountability, that's a sign of growth, no? #nzpolstuff.co.nzFormer ACT Party President says he’s ‘grown out’ of his attraction to young men - others remain concernedTimothy Jago says he’s ‘grown out’ of his attraction to young men. 0123
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I haven't been on here for a while, so I'm catching up on the bullshitery. Did the shit under my left shoe (Paul Henry) call The Greens less than people and the shit under my right shoe laugh? Huh. I'm not surprised the shit under my shoes doesn't know what people are... #nzpol 050
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well, what I'm telling you is, that if Labour had finished it, there wouldn't have been anything for us to cancel. #nzpol 052
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Huh. Who knows. Maybe if we have more weather warnings from banks, we might get the greedy finally caring about climate change. Buuuut, I wouldn't put their money on it... #nzpol 164
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Awwww. Diddums. Niran here is a shit financial adviser and property owner and is whinging about it as if he's not a damn financial adviser... Anyone gotta policy to limit the amount of properties someone owns so we don't let idiots like Niran here make stupid decisions? #nzpol 131
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hang on, who gives a flying fuck about any politicians personal life? What we doing here? Voting based on vibes or whether they like Dire Straits, or whether they're policy is going to be fucking HELPFUL FOR US! I'd rather an AI article at this point than this shit. #nzpol 040
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"blinded by "no it can't" attitudes rather than preparing for what is coming?" Wait, so it CAN'T DO IT? Huh. 000
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒chairmanknow @chairmanknow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Excellent, someone got a pic #nzpol 4195
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This seems like a no-brainer. Which means the ppl with no brains are going to parrot the greedy politicians who've had their pockets lined with profits from your last shop, while complaining about how much everything costs these days. You know, like they do with every other Greens policy. #nzpol 020
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Force!? Why the hell would we need to FORCE an immigrant to live here if they're immigrating here? Ooooh, it's only on paper? They're not actually moving here? So they're not immigrants then? Anyone else remember when words had definitions? #nzpol 0124
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Considering the tax is currently going towards paying for Roads of Insignificance, I'd hazard a guess that Labour would cancel all of them and focus on maintaining what we already have. It's Labour, remember. Something something maintaining the status quo something something. #nzpol 000
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everyone, together! 🎵 We're on a road to nowhere! Yah! 🎵 #nzpolyoutu.beTalking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video)YouTube video by Talking Heads 031
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's this shit that'll make me call this place New Zealand. The people of Aotearoa wouldn't let that happen to anyone, let alone kids! They'd be fed, sheltered, and kept warm at the marae in a heartbeat. Individualism is going to kill society. #nzpol 0177
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The fuck is this shit? If the police hadn't stood up and complained about how it'd make their job harder, we'd have people driving around with guns! If you love the US so much, bugger off and deal with ICE then. #nzpol 094
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That southerly hitting the country because hell froze over? A National MP apologizing wasn't on my bingo card. Hopefully people can use her apology to survive during the Greed Crisis... "What's for dinner mum?" "Upston's apology." #nzpol 051
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Whoop whoop. That's the sound of da police. Why does it sound like rape and kidnapping though? That sounds like crimes! #nzpol 043
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Is it weird that I'll remember this before I remember to get the guy anything for Sunday?youtu.be'What day is Father's Day?' Hilarious New Zealand radio phone call | NewshubYouTube video by Newshub 000
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ever on the internet these days and suddenly think "huh, that Ted Kaczynski might've been on to something." Hey look! Some grass. Imma go touch it...static.klipy.comHew Moran's Attempt to Touch GrassALT: Hew Moran's Attempt to Touch Grass 100
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So nothing about impairment then. Just using "road safety" as an excuse to punish drug users. If that's the case, do police officers have to be tested before their shift starts? Should we be checking their computers for illegal content each morning too? "Safer communities together" my ass. #nzpol 051
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026JFC the state of the electorate in this country. Everybody hates decline, nobody wants to pay for it #nzpol 1499
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hang on, how is a National MP refusing to take accountability news? News is meant to be new, not an average Tuesday. #nzpol 020
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That has to be the dumbest excuse I've ever read on why to enact policy. That literally applies to every single policy made into law by every democratic govt. The alternative is a dictator, dickhead. #nzpol 170
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒Watershitdown @watershitdown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Coming from the party that want to slash at least 9000 more public servants. #nzpol 3125
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yes, but they're not because they're striking, dumbass. What about all the public servants that got laid off in the last year alone, should they be working too, Luxon? If AI was such a great replacement for public servants, go get Chat GPT to fix it, Luxon. Ya wanker. #nzpol 072
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Anyone know why it's perfectly fine to predict how much you're going to gain, get less, and then call the difference a loss when it comes to investing? 'Cause if I do that at a casino or the racetrack, I've got a problem... "I made a loss of 25 million on this lotto ticket" 000
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Considering how much garbage people have believed over the years, should we really be that surprised at the people who believe AI slop? Bigfoot? Area 51? German Moon Bases? Ghosts? Loch Ness Monster? Trickle Down Economics? There's been how much bullshit people believed. We've always been stupid. 020
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Um, America? Yeah, not every low flying plane is a terrorist attack. 000
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026With Luxon's economy? Mum and Dad are out of a job too. Whole family has a better chance of winning Lotto at this rate. #nzpol 0156
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Trust National to punish recent graduates for leaving the country, instead of creating a country and opportunities that'd make them wanna stay. They really are the abusive ex who tries to threaten you back into what they call a "loving" relationship. #nzpolstatic.klipy.comSame Shit MemeALT: Same Shit Meme 060
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Limits and fines is not reforming anything, it's literally how it already works. #nzpol 073
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒Ken @kenzime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Listen, they know there is no jobs, they love it when there are no jobs, it makes people desperate to keep the job they have. Desperate people can be exploited, desperate people wont complain about conditions, or ask for a pay increase. Desperate people mean more profits for their mates. 44718
Reposted by Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Who wants a heavy handed metaphor 1223682
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Should I just save my time and go ask Chat GPT where my benefit is? #nzpol 030
Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 27/08/2026National ruling out a bed tax is giving the same vibes as tax breaks to landlords. Who in National has an Air Bnb? #nzpol 060