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jacobydave.bsky.social @jacobydave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Out For A Walk. Bitch.
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Buffy Spike
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 10/09/2026
We programmers used to say "Fast, cheap, or good. Pick any two." Apparently, we shouldn't have bothered, because a bunch of people just wanted a shit sandwich and a double helping of Fast.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle to sound out my name in the Book of Life, but now I’m thinking I might’ve been called here for a reason,” said Parton, adding that it was never too late to learn to read, not even if someone existed before the creation of the universe itself.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 06/08/2026
What if instead of Bass Pro Shops it was Ass Pro Shops and the logo was a big ass leaping out of a lake with a fishing lure coming out its assholr
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Mark Keating @shadowcat-mdk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Larry Wall gave us the three virtues of a programmer: Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. AI covers laziness and impatience. But without human hubris (pride in clean, secure code), you're just generating shiny, high-speed tech debt. Read our take on Law 0: www.shadowcat.co.uk/2026/07/30/l...
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Law Zero and How To Get Around It
Think AI is the road to zero effort? You are in for a world of hurt. You don't get brilliant apps for free. Or for the cost of tokens. Let's discuss why.
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jacobydave.bsky.social @jacobydave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My car can do Android Auto, so it can talk. It doesn't talk much beyond the weather and how to get where I'm going, tho.
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Howling Techie @howlingtechie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh I immediately recognised that font! It's Shin Go, probably most recognizable for being the go-to font for the UI in every other Nintendo game (although they use a very slightly modified version).
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is what sprayed out of Bishop when the Alien queen ripped him in half Tell me this doesn't scream Weyland-Yutani
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/08/2026
It's amazing how quickly “If you've got nothing to hide…” became “On the advice of counsel...”
Tweet from John.
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jacobydave.bsky.social @jacobydave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Being a technically better musician doesn't necessarily make you a better musician. Phuture put a pattern into a 303 he got at a pawn shop, played with knobs, and created Acid House. I like Prog & Fusion, but just because you write 20-min songs, that doesn't make you better bsky.app/profile/ligh...
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Christ it's ugly.
A large skip with wheels and a Tesla logo on it...I believe called a Cybertruck.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 01/08/2026
ME: man the high end on these guitar tracks seems really fizzy and harsh [listens to some of my favorite metal tracks on my fancy mixing headphones] oh it's fine actually, guitars just Sound Like That when you pay close attention
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
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David Short ❌👑 @verseoftheday2.com · 28/07/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/07/2026
Wow thank you Mitch for another very real photo! Pre-order our book today: bit.ly/wtf-america-...
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not every INCEL owns a Cybertruck, but everyone who owns a Cybertruck is an INCEL.
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Cybertruck Called the Biggest Flop in Automotive History, as Tesla Shares Plummet
Tesla investors endured the worst week for the stock since 2022, while a damning new report compared the Cybertruck to one of the most notorious failures in automotive history. The numbers behind that...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/07/2026
hachi machi
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We all know this is true. The SC knew it too, which is why they gave him immunity. But if the immunity was supposed to just be for official acts, why are they using it to cover everything, including insurrection and treason?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
i am very certain that ditching gas is why my oldest didn't develop asthma after being pretty clearly pre-asthmatic
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good old Dolly! #BookSky
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 18/07/2026
Aw man, Wayne Charvel passed away. One of the legends of guitar building.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll go with logic.. #politics #logic
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John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died. They say if you can't say something nice then don't say nothing at all, so I will say that Lindsey Buckingham was a really great guitarist and songwriter in his day.
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Arthur🎨 @idreamofentropy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The discord was lit today
The distracted boyfriend meme where Mitch McConnell is the girlfriend, death is the boyfriend, and the other woman is Lindsey Graham
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
why Do they only make gritty reboots of IP aimed at boys. Where is the evil care bear film
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There really is no better name than this time period. Get it on a Time cover ASAP.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Count Binface stuff happening in the U.K. is a real good bit. Hope everybody subjects themselves to British politics long enough to look it up. The British version of Trump really will be spending the summer fighting with a sentient trashcan.
Rachel Reeves, who as Chancellor of the Exchequer had to appoint Farage as Steward of the Manor of Northstead before the by-election could go ahead, said on social media: "If [Farage] wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him".[66]

Binface received a surge of support from activists after announcing his candidacy, raising more than £15,000 in donations in a day, which he described as akin to a "fever dream". He said he hoped to appeal to voters from all sides of the political spectrum and said he could even court the immigrant vote, given he was "the ultimate alien".[63]
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 04/07/2026
I love opening VS Code and it updated and it shows me the update notes and every single feature is some bullshit for people who don't write code any more and just talk to a chatbot all day. Why do you people even need a text editor.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol Threads banned the new Infowars. Silenced for TRUTH. Everybody go yell at them.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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AlternativeTo @alternativeto.net · 29/06/2026
Git (by xkcd)
Two characters discuss using Git for collaborative projects, emphasizing memorization of certain shell commands for syncing work because no one really knows how it works.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Best argument ever.
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I can't believe President Fucknugget still even invites this comparison.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/06/2026
The army hasn't figured that out and they have prisons.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Not just dead last in Presidential rankings, but a truly loathsome "human" being in his own right & the worst thing that ever happened to this country. Someone should post this on "Truth" Social or Fox "News" so he would actually see it. #Embarrassment_In_Chief
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Great recap here of the hellacious InfoWars legal drama we've been living in for almost two years now, and the ridiculous machinations we've been going through in order to pay the Sandy Hook families literally anything at all. Good stuff by @lizdye.bsky.social .
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How The Onion Made Alex Jones Cry
Needs more SUPER MALE VITALITY pills.
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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In a nutshell.
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In The Godfather, Abe Vigoda was nine years younger than I am now. I have complicated feelings about this.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 14/06/2026
Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14/06/2026
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance
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Tired Jamie Lynn @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I see raw milk is in the news. Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
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After Legalizing Raw Milk, Legislators Fall Ill From Drinking Raw Milk
Uh oh
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
John, it is deeply offensive to suggest that the administration is singling out Mormons for disrespect when they hate and disrespect almost every religion on Earth.
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