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@jacobdplunkett.bsky.social
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"The toy shop employee is female, millennial, bisexual—she recognized Kelly Clarkson, maybe even respects her. But there was a problem: She'd grown attached to the bird. Why else would she name it? It wasn't about the money. It was about a friendship."
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This fucking franchise man
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
businessinsider.com
My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe Roberts will get to go shake hands with the big soggy guy one more time
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright, that’s a wrap
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bijan about to eat
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Down one pervert
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddam powerline on the organ were cooked
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tres a cero
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We really did get sports in the national divorce huh
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA? I CANT HANG DONG AND PISS??? BC OF WOKE???
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shut up Kirk!
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This sheriff looked exactly the way I pictured him in my mind before opening the story.
Chud sheriff
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Airport!)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026
That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think that’s right call
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*to the tune of 7 nation army* LANNNEEEE KIFFINS A PUUUUSSSYYY
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My god pack
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get his ginger ass, ms Rachel
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Introducing the Soccerwise Media Collective presented by Continental Tire! A first-of-it’s-kind national network, which includes 7 founding members, built to power local MLS coverage and connect fans to stories across the league.
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sark is kindof an asshole huh
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Immoral Jimmy McNulty can still happen if people want it bad enough
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Might be time for Dabo to hang it up
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THE GAS MAN!!!
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😬😬😬
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Came here specifically to say fuck espn and that dick in the red hat
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Victoria is fucking these boys up on jeopardy
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Carolyn 🇨🇦 @carolynp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Meme from Lord of the Rings. Gimli: never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Doug Ford. Legolas: I’m gonna rip out all the bike lanes. Gimli: Christ alive you’re the worst.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"
Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ
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chrishawn @chrishawn.net · 20/08/2026
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Celebration Station @abracabradabra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Arrested Development character Kitty Sanchez maniacally laughing alongside her boss in a public display of sycophant fealty and devotion.
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I get a depressing yet familiar feeling that I’m gonna have to hear about this Harp lady for the next 40 years
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As the queer kid my parents went no contact with I can tell you I’ve never once not one single time ever seen an essay to parents about why cutting contact off with your lgbtq child isn’t the answer. Not even to say ‘putting a child on the streets is dangerous for them.’
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Jon Becker @jonbecker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wish everyone in America would read this. Unfortunately, those who I believe most need to read it will not. (Gift article)
theatlantic.com
The Wrong Kind of American
The Trump White House needed me—until the fact that I am trans became public.
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14/08/2026
New: We pieced together dozens of violent incidents from the ICE agents seen in viral videos from Virginia this week. They've roamed across multiple states, but are most often working in Chicago. We also verified the identity of Martin Lagunas, the fed who pointed his gun at a woman on Monday:
unraveledpress.com
Chicago ICE team seen threatening drivers has roamed from Illinois to Minnesota to Virginia
A federal agent from Chicago identified by community members as 40-year-old Martin Lagunas was recorded pointing his gun in the face of a Virginia woman on Monday. His team of ICE agents has been docu...
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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was Leavitt on the bait plane?
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...
foiaball.com
Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras
The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.
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