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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"The toy shop employee is female, millennial, bisexual—she recognized Kelly Clarkson, maybe even respects her. But there was a problem: She'd grown attached to the bird. Why else would she name it? It wasn't about the money. It was about a friendship."

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe Roberts will get to go shake hands with the big soggy guy one more time

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m gonna need an example of a conservative boycott leading to bankruptcy court. Bud light and the NFL have to be close by now, right?

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Goddam powerline on the organ were cooked

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We really did get sports in the national divorce huh

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He could learn a little bit by having an aide start a Nextdoor account next to all the feral maga dipshits in east tn. These people are furious.

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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA? I CANT HANG DONG AND PISS??? BC OF WOKE???

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This sheriff looked exactly the way I pictured him in my mind before opening the story.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026

Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City

Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026

That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think that’s right call

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*to the tune of 7 nation army* LANNNEEEE KIFFINS A PUUUUSSSYYY

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My “not into bestiality shirt” yadda yadda yadda

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Get his ginger ass, ms Rachel

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Introducing the Soccerwise Media Collective presented by Continental Tire! A first-of-it’s-kind national network, which includes 7 founding members, built to power local MLS coverage and connect fans to stories across the league.

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sark is kindof an asshole huh

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is the “you’re disrespecting a future army ranger” of posts

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Immoral Jimmy McNulty can still happen if people want it bad enough

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Might be time for Dabo to hang it up

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Came here specifically to say fuck espn and that dick in the red hat

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Jake @jacobdplunkett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Victoria is fucking these boys up on jeopardy

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"

Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ

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