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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 3h

Sometimes NASCAR just hits, damn

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 4h

Brandon Jones flaming his own pit crew

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 5h

Patriot Mobile proudly advertising its 4.4-star rating?

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 7h

Did you know that you can buy an intake manifold for a Saab 9-3 on Etsy?

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you know what, Jamiroquai? you’re right, it IS a crazy world we’re livin’ in

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shot I referenced at work the other day

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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Oaty, or something @labcoatguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A PSA on Alpine (not that kind of PSA)

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Shaily Patel @vox-magica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

LWT is usually good, but this episode is a standout and worth watching if you don’t already know about the chaotic, and therefore cruel way states administer lethal injection. its only role is to sanitize state-sponsored killings for *us.* so *we* don’t fully register the horror.

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Lethal Injections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."

The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Insane how much Francis clears the other two hosts

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone is driving around NoHo in a Grabber Blue Mach E with the license plate “ANTICIP” I think I might have seen Tim Curry’s ghost

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Finally getting around to driving the San Diego street circuit on NASCAR 26 and can I just say: what the fuck?

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today just might be the day I buy a cylinder head for a Saab 9-3!

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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's a kind of guy who's very very concerned about "sex trafficking" but not so much about "women being raped".

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wondering about linguistics: apart from the short track racing definition, when y’all call a car “late model” what exactly do you mean?

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He would be smart to frame it as “retiring from full-time competition” but if he were smart he wouldn’t have said all that stuff

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Brad come back I built all these submarines for you!

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"

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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 29/09/2026

RIP RFK Racing you're something else now I guess

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taking incredible road trip car to incredible road trip destination

A view of evergreen trees atop a rocky cliff leading into the Pacific.

My white 2008 Acura TL Type-S parked on a gravel road above cliffs.

Photo of me looking at the camera with messy hair and two days of stubble, with the beautiful cliffs of Big Sur behind me

Another area of Big Sur coastline with greenery and rock formations jutting out of the Pacific

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026

I think a lot of online leftists need to internalize that Zohran is a successful socialist is because he's not a hostile dickhead

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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 27/09/2026

what is it specifically about pavement short track racing that attracts people who don't know how to draw the line between "expressing displeasure" and "doing a crime"?

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes you just have a beautiful time and you see a Series 2 Lotus Elite driving across the Golden Gate Bridge

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lotta Discourse going on these days, huh.

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She knew I was upset about the Wagoneer so she picked me up in the Good Car ❤️

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Elizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ended up on the Texas PAC text list and they haven't stopped so I will start replying

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026

Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We found the only bigger car in Arizona

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Biggest, stupidest rental car I’ve ever had in Phoenix this week. Glad I’m finally having the chance to drive a big truck to prove definitively that I do not like big trucks at all

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Welcome to Arizona: We only made it a state when we absolutely had to

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

THE STICKER TEMPLATES ARE DIFFERENT FOR EACH CAR, TO BE MORE ACCURATE

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

UNOPENED Y2K Happy Meal F1 cars for $3 each. (Also new Shaun the Sheep was very sweet and charming)

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Picked up some INSANE Hot Wheels finds at Toy Go Round in Albany today but I gotta photograph them later since I’m going to see Shaun the Sheep with my girlfriend :)

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neko ban ban @mwoodski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

GREAT NEWS

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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyway I never got the argument that drivers would start crashing less if someone beat them up for it because frankly you absolutely could not stop me from doing something I think is good by punching me a few times. Let’s just use penalties like it’s a real series run in a functional society.

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Jack Swansey @jackswansey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Goddamnit this is why we watch NASCAR

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