Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 2hMade the crows a charcutercrow and now I’ve joined a murder 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Ever just sit in the dark, listen to Randy Newman’s “I Love LA” and weep into your La Croix over baseball? 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m not going to be depressed about baseball (lies to self) 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The boys are back- let’s fucking go and keep up the momentum 000 0
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026These Dodger at bats… bruh come on. Please. 120 2
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Kelly Clarkson has put me in danger and also taken my lunch money 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Is the federal government micro dosing aliens? 000 0
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026once again i am asking what circle of hell do they find these people 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Take me back to margaritas and complimentary Merry Unbirthday Cupcakes at Disney when the dodgers weren’t down 2-0 040 4
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026why are all targeted ads and videos made of fruit people? 000 0
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This Dodgers game is going to be one that haunts me regardless of how it ends 000 0
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026After watching the SNL monologue happy to report that I’ve raised my 9 year old daughter to be funnier, not misogynistic and with better comedic timing than Shane Gillis. 020 2
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t want to brag but after 2 hawks came into my yard Saturday- I’ve been leaving peanut and snack offerings to the crows to try and befriend them for protection. Yesterday, a crow and his companion accepted the offering. And the haters said I couldn’t make friends in my 30s. 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026At the end of the day my super power is just sporadically shouting the names of Beanie Babies 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what circle of hell do they find these people? 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Let them take out LA’s economy that contributes 5Xs more than the entire state of Nebraska. Sounds cool. 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026didn’t feel old until 2 coworkers told me they didn’t know who Bruce Willis was and couldn’t even identify him in a photo 280 8
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191493869 19.1K
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once again it is October, king of all months 1046462 464
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Might go back in time to shoot the sun to prevent another heatwave in LA this weekend 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last time I checked, a bear never killed a woman instead of filing for divorce to be with his mistress. 031 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He’s threatening them with $6.00/gallon gas? 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t like the way this guy is smiling at me 231 3
Reposted by Jackie Carbajalspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino 451157129 1.2K
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Finally some good news 12689164 689
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1134324649 4.3K
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026Can’t say I’m a fan of the converse lynch 7s 52971132 971
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What are you getting me for Hispanic Heritage Month? 100 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As someone who looks forward to an 8 PM retirement, I had no business meeting anyone at 10 pm for drinks from Twitter dot com 010 1
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having a bird feeder camera is great if you’ve ever wondered, “What would I look like as Bigfoot?” 020 2
Reposted by Jackie Carbajal👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 308163403175 16.3K
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just want a stable long term relationship with a functional at home printer 030 3
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not now honey. This mutated toe is giving vaccine advice. 050 5
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I signed up for LinkedIn premium free trial just to see if my ex checked my profile. He did. Professionally speaking, what a creep. Socially speaking, L7 loser. 020 2
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this guy can’t even choose a direction to brush his hair in, of course he was going to take an apolitical stance 131 3
Reposted by Jackie Carbajal👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what do u think his fav music would be? 3672099 720
Reposted by Jackie Carbajalleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning 730563 305
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated 261188186 1.2K
Reposted by Jackie Carbajal@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It takes a monster ego to rip apart a successful news outlet & its marquee program because you think you know better…when you clearly do not. What a shameful chapter in American media. 1529379 293
Reposted by Jackie CarbajalPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST 342825324 2.8K
Jackie Carbajal @jackiecarbajal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Actually hurt and offended no one has ever described me as a “chaos potato” 130 3
