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Jack English

@jackenglish.bsky.social
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In Diego we trust ⚓️👇🏼 Millennial in Brooklyn. NC native.

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@rodger.bsky.social do you know the rules for playing up/down divisions? It looks like FCS Davidson College is hosting D3 Dickinson College next weekend and I'm wondering how that comes about
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers for @dennycarter.bsky.social get well soon 🙏
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Has anyone done this one yet?
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Justin Melillo @justinmelillo.ftf.gg · 21/06/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the most important takeaway from the last year in sports is that if Indiana can win a championship, and the Knicks can win a championship, then any team can win one except for yours, who will keep losing
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@rodger.bsky.social The Kiwi nascar road course ringer just won by 7 sec despite being 29 sec behind after pitting with 25 laps to go
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hmm
The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
so, this is fantastic. Interview magazine invited Maury Povich to talk with Adam Friedland but there must've been some sorta confusion and Maury must think he's being interviewed www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/adam...
POVICH: This is very interesting, Adam. You talk a lot.
FRIEDLAND: Is that bad or good?
POVICH: I don't know [Laughs]. You invited me to talk to you.
FRIEDLAND: I invited you?
POVICH: Oh, sorry. I invited you?
RIEDLAND: I don't know. They just told me you were going to be on this and I was so cited. I thought you were interviewing me. Am I interviewing you?
POVICH: I think we're just talking to or above each other.
FRIEDLAND: Can someone from the magazine tell us? Because if I was meant to interview you, I sincerely apologize.
EMILY SANDSTROM: Maury is technically supposed to be interviewing Adam, but I think this is very much a conversation. This has been fun to listen to.
POVICH: I had no idea! I thought I was being interviewed and now I'm interviewing you!
Well, good!
FRIEDLAND: This is so funny. We both thought we were being interviewed.
POVICH: Laughs)
FRIEDLAND: Maury, this is unbelievable. So you're like, "This freak won't shut the fuck up." I'm never going to forget this for the rest of my life.
POVICH: (Laughs] You're not the first person to run over my answers.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
roy cooper when it’s time to win an election in north carolina
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
STILL TRUE
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
🚨🚨 Attn: @dennycarter.bsky.social our woke NASCAR king just made history by winning the first 3 races of the year. Woke 2.0 in full swing
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a man wearing a black shirt that says beast on it
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says beast on it
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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Tomorrow's competition meeting
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social can we get the electric finish at Atlanta in the O'Reilly Auto Parts nascar series? Adam Alexander almost passed out on the call
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Guys being Dudes
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/02/2026
put it in the Louvre
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Attn: @dennycarter.bsky.social Woke 2.0 just claimed the Daytona 500
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He heard there was a sport where petty was king and said sign me up
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Michael Jordan with a cigar
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Brian Fletcher @brianfletcher.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Doing just fine
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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life
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Adam Zyglis @adamzyglis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Bad POTUS
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2026
“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides himIn the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal.

And then – unprompted – he made an admission:

– And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.
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nadira 🙃 @calllmenadira.net · 09/02/2026
Me on Bad Bunny's beautiful joyous halftime show and why it is legible to everyone, no matter what language(s) you speak
slate.com
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Performance Wasn’t What Conservatives Feared. It Was Something Else Entirely.
The Puerto Rican superstar’s halftime show was pure joy.
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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
in 2026 the Bad People Lose
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 09/02/2026
Unidos somos América.
Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
George Bush giving a speech on a carrier with a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner on the bridge
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
'it's already uncrusted, he can't uncrust it any farther'
The Super Troopers "He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any farther" guy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Throws flag
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fr tho
Stuck boat vs a digger trying to dig it out 

The incessant crushing weight of existence vs drinking exactly two beers
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
yes, we’ll potentially alter the Super Bowl matchup because one of the Big Boys who legally assault each other said mean words for too long. Give me a break.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Big question I had coming into conference championship Sunday — Could the Broncos stay competitive long enough to prevent even more throngs from flocking to local theaters to see "Melania," many for the second time? So far, so GREAT
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
he ain't lie
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 12/01/2026
did nascar really bring chase elliott and chase briscoe to make the announcement that the chase is back
nascar chase panel with mark martin chase elliott ryan blaney chase briscoe steve od
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Bernd Buchmasser @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@jon_bois
why watch panthers playoff football when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
operating under the assumption that you’re exempt from violence just because you’re currently choosing differently than those who’ve already been affected is naive at best and horrifically holier than thou at worst.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/01/2026
Seventh-place (Panthers) and 10th-place (Falcons) celebrating with champagne
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Kevin Murphy @kevincmurphy.com · 01/01/2026
"I lived bitch" meme
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/12/2025
NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (I’m cooked)
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
behold, the correct answer bsky.app/profile/jack...
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you "can't punish teams for losing conference championship games" obviously conference championship games have outlived their usefulness
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Last 15 min of Phantom Island were just awesome. The family aspect of college teams gets lost in the conversation sometimes, thanks for the strong reminder @itsfelder.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Chaleur Art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🔞 @chaleurart.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template:
- They're reviving Vine
- Open the gate
- It's Jack Dorsey
- Close the gate
- He's banning AI content
- Open the gate a little
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