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i am a guy who likes to hang out. he/him.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i relate heavily with this guy fr
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
a high-protein diet will have your guts sounding like an old wooden ship creaking in the dead of night
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
pedophile 🤝 pedophile
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i am the Globglogabgalab
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
he is sitting inside my belt
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
sobering up….ouughhh
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
drunk tweeting is dead…long live drunk blueskying…………
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
you come to me girthless…on fat cock frid- oh shit it’s saturday
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Crab Rangooning @cassiegretch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yeah I was on bsky when it was invite only, I'm part of a pretty selective few, otherwise known as "social media addicted losers"
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
dreamt i was back in high school doing solo and ensemble competitions and one of my opps from high school did really poorly and i actually did kind of well
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.” -Jon Bois
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 14/11/2024
CAN ANYONE SEE THIS
Hide the Pain Harold sitting in front of a laptop with a mug
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says: ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 "𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒” "𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹" 𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡 ♱
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/11/2024
yep we're screwed
from LinkedIn-  
Voters have spoken, and there are some things in the food industry that they are likely to get, whether they wanted them or not. I think it’s more likely that they don’t care. Whatever, If the new administration does what it literally campaigned on, you can take a few things to the bank: 1) Rounding up & deporting labor en masse will make it very hard to operate an agribusiness, much more expensive to harvest things from the field & process them through the rest of the supply chain. I expect some of this to begin even before any official immigration actions start because fear is real & people will make decisions to move or to be harder to find. This will drive up costs, and manufacturers will pass these costs on immediately. 2) Broad tariffs will increase costs on many staple imported factors of food production, pretty much immediately, and these will be passed on, just as fast. 3) The FDA will quickly be gutted, either by administration action, or because people elect to just leave, or both. Regulatory uncertainty will cause chaos that CEO’s will have to navigate. More importantly, a gutted agency and fewer scientists will mean less effective food safety regulation and enforcement, and that’s very likely to lead to far more food borne illness. It will take a while, but not nearly as long as you think.  4) Antitrust scrutiny will nearly disappear, and acquisitions within concentrated industry verticals will intensify. There will be less competition as a result. If you are an M&A banker you probably will like that, but consumers will probably pay higher prices over time. The pace of all this change will likely be very fast, so strap in and get ready. This will be perceived as a political post. It’s not. It’s a reality post and most industry CEO’s could have made the same list. I really do hope I’m wrong here. We’ll know in the next 3-6 months.
Reply- I’m sad that the only reason we can have cheaper produce is because we pay immigrant farmers basically nothing to work so hard out in those fields. Put the unskilled and unemployed out there and pay them the same you would pay an immigrant.Reply- AI will disrupt farming as it is manual labor.Reply- Rounding up and deporting labor enmasse aint gonna happen. Geez - he had more latinos vote for him than ever before. Fear mongering isn't productive.

OP- It's not fear mongering. The guy literally campaigned on this forever, in very colorful and specific language for months and months, it was a centerpiece of the campaign message. I sincerely hope that you are right about him just not following through on it. But if he does, I think you can take my prediction to the bank, unfortunately.

Reply- hes says alot of stuff for an emotinal response. He said alot of stuff last time he was president that never happened. He's a businessman - he's not going to deport our labor force. That you can take to the bank.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
forearm pump lowkey the best pump to feel out of them all imo
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
moved this app into the place where i used to have twitter in the hopes that through muscle memory i will just end up posting on here more regularly
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/11/2024
in these trying times, it's more important than ever to post lunch
meatball sub with pesto and fresh basil
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Matthew "Trip Tucker" Killian @bulborb.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
it’s been over a year does Bluesky still not have group dms or am i stupid
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
fuck the new york yankees bro
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/10/2024
it’s legal to call him a pedophile here
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
maybe i will start using this more now
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neck romancey @bruxa.online · 27/10/2023
61 UNFINISHED SCRIPTS 55 PROJECTS 55 FRIES
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2023
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
you mean to tell me a crab ran this goon cave
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
the first 40 seconds to One Night in Bangkok had no business going that hard
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I can tell the years of being extremely online have smoothed my brain because I decided to read a book for the first time in ages and I literally could feel a section of my brain working or something lmfao
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Hot Rod (2007) is genuinely one of the best comedies ever
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
did you know if cincinnati was it’s own country it would have the largest economy in the world
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Finally some good fucking TikTok live content
TikTok live of a person combining wheat on their farm
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I need a one dance
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Thinking about when I was in elementary school and I wore jean shorts to a basketball camp everyday for a week and I thought they were so fucking cool but in reality I definitely looked like a weird idiot
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 16/08/2023
Cannot over-emphasize how stupid you would be to give this kind of data to Elon Musk's twitter.
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Is it just me or does it seem like nothing gets compared in age to dog years anymore
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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
did hot mustard doritos actually exist or did I just completely dream them. I bought some after I saw a random bag of them in a grocery store and they were absolute fire but I have not seen them ANYWHERE else since, including the same store
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
I think the only way I’ll use this app regularly is when 1) DMs/group DMs become a thing, and 2) twitter actually dies
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it
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john 🍉 @jaaahhnnn.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
my bluesky is a friend of the turks 🫡🇹🇷
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