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J.D. Sisson

@j-d-sisson.bsky.social
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Photographer and film maker. I look for magic in the mundane. Jonathansisson.com

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Jeffry Bazooka @jeffrybazooka.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Plot Twist of the Century
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You always know when Toho have good Godzilla movie on their hands because they always have someone wearing an eye patch in it.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
My short film "The Embers of a Lost Dreamland" is now available on YouTube #shortfilm #filmmaking #cinematography
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The Embers of a Lost Dreamland (2025)
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
My short film "The Embers of a Lost Dreamland" is now available on YouTube #shortfilm #filmmaking #cinematography
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The Embers of a Lost Dreamland (2025)
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This should be a pull quote for any David Cronenberg film, especially if there's a scene in which someone gives a presentation to an invited audience of dignitaries.
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Illuminated @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It came to me in a dream. #comics
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, a sanity-destroying Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination is also "ageless" so...
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone being touted as the next James Bond has that stock-image-of-a-slightly-out-of-shape-ex-footballer-beliguered-by-allegations look to them.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The reason Silicon Valley AI developers are begging for regulation is because they're in unfathomable amounts of debt & open source AI poses a massive threat to their business model & they're desperate to stop it. The longer we go without regulation, the sooner we'll be rid of the hellish thing.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This makes so much sense; sleep deprived people, working 90+ hours a week who are constantly exposed to AI 24/7 equals AI Psychosis... Those are the people who run the AI companies. Let that sink in for a moment. futurism.com/future-socie...
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Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God
According to a rumor that is apparently running rampant in Silicon Valley these days, some Anthropic engineers are "worshipping" Claude.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Far too many headlines include the words "Trump" and "Mysterious bulge."
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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 20/09/2026
Everybody loves Buckeroo Banzai
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Anthropic, Meta, and Google "breaking containment" incidents all resulted from setup errors (or a stunt) by the same company: Irregular. Irregular created a sandbox that wasn't really a sandbox because it had a live internet connection, and gave instructions that were then carried out online.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day, you say? Well, here is the 1926 Old Dark House horror-mystery-comedy THE BAT.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Breaking exclusive: New images obtained from a service member show the real truth about what happened in Kuwait: Iranian strikes destroyed America's base. Meanwhile, Trump just banned CNN, Politico, and MS Now from the White House, and the Pentagon is lying about the true death toll from Iran.
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Major Update: Exclusive Videos Expose Army Base Destruction as Trump Bans Major Media Companies and Buries the Real Death Toll
Good afternoon.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whilst the UK press are resurrecting their inexplicable Princess Diana obsession, CNN have an exclusive on how the use of AI by the US military to generate intelligence reports nearly led to actions that would have initiated World War III www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
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Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's evil its most distilled form. Mint chocolate.
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Regular reminder that JG Ballard’s final novel, “Kingdom Come” (2006), is about a far-right English town which creates their own militarised breakaway state in a shopping mall, where they worship the gods of St George and consumerism. Old JG wrote it as tongue-in-cheek satire. At the time.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Quick! We need to brainstorm this new Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy!" "But Boss, we don't have a whiteboard!" "Roll in that old Ed Sheeran from the corridor! We've got to get this down quickly!"
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why was Macklemore opening for Ed Sheeran anyway? Like, NO ONE should be opening for Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran with his disgusting f*cking Major-Arnold-Toht-with-cake-around-his-mouth face and his ultra-generic, middle-of-the-road nothing music.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fact that a supermarket chain could manage a better giant animatronic gorilla than Carlo Rambaldi could for the 1978 King Kong remake is an absolute scandal!
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Hey, Guv! How are we going to cover up the fact that LLMs are turning into a developmental dead end?" "Oh we'll just play the AI will wipe us all out card. That way we can look Godlike and benign. My ego will allow no less." news.sky.com/story/ai-lat...
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AI latest: Tech giants pledge to act amid warnings AI 'could kill us all by end of the decade'
Anthropic chief executive Dario Amodei has urged "frontier" companies to slow the rate at which they improve the capabilities of AI models as the technology has been "advancing drastically faster" sin...
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cineoutsider.bsky.social @cineoutsider.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh man, Thomas was a film lover's producer – Bad Timing, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, Eureka, The Hit, The Last Emperor, Naked Lunch, Crash (the Cronenberg one, of course), Sexy Beast, High Rise, and many, many more. RIP. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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Jeremy Thomas, British producer of The Last Emperor and Sexy Beast, dies aged 77
Thomas was noted for collaborations with directors including Bernardo Bertolucci and David Cronenberg
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What do you mean, you haven't seen GREASER'S PALACE??? #film #filmsky #movies #cinema #robertdowney
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This precisely why I'm not worried about AI threatening film making; it's because the only people who would use AI to make films are idiots who couldn't make anything worth watching in the first place.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How is it that a bunch of thugs interfering with the operations of a life saving organisation are not classed as terrorists?
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Into The JennyVerse @jennymckinnon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A lot of cheering for Channel 4 tonight, but please remember they just did a massive shit on ADHD folk about a week ago
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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Leonard Nimoy - Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins
ALT: Leonard Nimoy - Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nigel Farage just filmed a self-aggrandising video on the roof of Parliament, which you're not allowed to do for security reasons. It shows an extensive part of the structure and many points of vulnerability. Meantime, Putin has been threatening the UK. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey, remember that Milo guy from ten years ago? www.cnn.com/2026/08/28/u...
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Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE | CNN
Controversial British figure Milo Yiannopoulos, who gained a reputation as a right-wing provocateur more than a decade ago, has been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Department of ...
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh. Oh right. So you know that shit job that's really battering your mental health? You can just, like, stop turning up for that and make films instead. You can just DO that.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage (which my phone autocorrects to "Garage") won't stand in a by election if he triggers one. He'd still face an enquiry and he's been courting many American interests lately. MAGA are getting desperate; the show's over for them too, but he might try milking US circuit while he still can.
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
'The government must not weaken copyright law, and should instead strengthen licensing, transparency & enforcement. The government should stop prioritising large multinational tech firms' Training larger language models is not an academic pursuit. Training material should licensed and paid for.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Say, want to see what other gifts Tylenol bestowed me with?"
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What's astounding about U.S. politics is that the president doesn't have to undergo a weekly grilling in front either of the houses.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
More like, Louis Del Slightly-Less-Grande-by-18-to-20-Centimeters.
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Ray-Animator Jacques @handthatsqueedz.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Well deserved! 📽 filmsky horrorsky
Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star for "Guy Whose Head Exploded In Scanners".
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
meme image originally posted by "Paul Darling" showing a woman's legs and a hand holding a cigarette behind the "subtitled" words

My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole."
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a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We've lost David Lynch and quite frankly, I am inconsolable. It's as though we have genuine confirmation that we are entering truly dark times. Art itself died a little today. I guess we owe it to him to keep its spark alive.
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Paul Ilett @paulilett.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The Cass Review has been discredited internationally. It’s only in the UK that the government continues to promote it as a credible report. Please sign this petition. #TransRightsAreHumanRights petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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Petition: An independent evaluation of the Cass review on child gender services
We believe that trans healthcare should be based on unbiased research that is peer reviewed. We think that the Cass review's findings have led to restrictive practices that are being directly felt by ...
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The mistake left-leaning commentators made in dealing with Trump has been to constantly post videos claiming "Evidence Trump has DEMENTIA!" "Trump TRIGGERED by Jack Smith report!" "Trump DESTROYED by such-and-such!" and yet, here he is, back again. Not a single mention of their own candidates.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Wondering if anyone had seen the OTHER 'Nosferatu' remake with Doug Jones. I'm all for indie film making, but quite frankly, it doesn't look very good, going down that same greenscreen + community theatre route the terrible 'The Cabinet of Dr Caligari' remake did back in 2005.
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J.D. Sisson @j-d-sisson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Wondering if anyone had seen the OTHER 'Nosferatu' remake with Doug Jones. I'm all for indie film making, but quite frankly, it doesn't look very good, going down that same greenscreen + community theatre route the terrible 'The Cabinet of Dr Caligari' remake did back in 2005.
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Remy Dee @remydee.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I am so DEEPLY ANGRY at how clever this is.
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