Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026picturing this guy reading skeets aloud to himself and being frustrated 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026dedication to depicting popular dance in comics is on point 110
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026CEO may as well demand a kajillion dollars revenue, sounds exactly as reasonable. This is really another facet of "everyone is 12" holding strong. 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/07/2026People who don’t normally follow soccer having very strong opinions about the US red cards situation are a lot like adult converts to Catholicism having opinions about papal bulls in 1430 35513
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026if this is actually the case there isn’t anyone who would appreciate this ghoulish maneuver more than McConnell himself so you can’t say they aren’t honoring the man 552587541
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Kathy Bates. I have no idea why besides the sheer awesomeness of her work, but I think she'd be one of the most lovely people to chat with over just about anything. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026don't anyone tell him where the statue of liberty came from 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Should be noted, the bishop himself was asked this question by one of the deacons (at the request of a shy but devout parishioner) and he assured us it was still just one gathering in the Lord's name because there was only one parking lot. John Steinbock (the bishop) was known to be kinda funny. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Why are they framing this around Costco _at all_‽ It's literally just "impulse buys add up over a lifetime". Nothing to do with Costco beyond "you can impulse buy there like you can anywhere", and 100% "you're poor because you enjoy yourself occasionally" messaging. Fuck all this. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Coming up extremely Catholic I recall the bishop attending mass at the local church for the first time since its grand opening. They had overflow seating set up downstairs and even outside, with CCTVs. Someone asked if that was technically communion because it was a separate gathering. 100
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/07/2026Another reason why I prefer "never vote for a Republican, don't be dumb" over "the Democrats are great" is: it's way more effective rhetoric at getting people to vote Democrat. 322935
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"I risk opening a can of worms" You knew you were about to say some bullshit you have no evidence for out on a stage with an audience that was going to call you on your bullshit. Yeah bro, that's a can of worms ain't it. 030
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026we used to throw water balloons at cars at night. you had to time it just right from the overlook, but you'd only time against the headlights. once the guy let go of the balloon and immediately said "cop!" and what a night that was. 110
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Everyone really is 12 13365
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/07/2026oh he on DRUGS drugs 1104354867
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I remember my friend's older brother smashing his PC/CD game collection in a violent rage, for instance. I remember getting propositioned on the Internet by grown men as a 12 year old boy in a chat room. I remember when EVERY chat room had Nazis and that was just the norm. 100
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So, I think people have the notion that I saw BIRTH OF A NATION was racist and that's why I want to remove it from the canon. That's not actually true. I kept hearing about how BOAN was the first this and the first that but as I started watching more silent movies, the math was not mathing. 12712226
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com 342100644
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i was at a water park over the weekend and overheard a rotund little child of no more than 11 singing this song to himself the kids don't even have their own music anymore imagine being 11 and the song you choose to sing is an academy award winning hit from a quarter century ago 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 29/06/2026hot take: packages should take six weeks to arrive. 020
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Balloon go up, see where balloon go. He's decided he wants to run, he's just getting ahead of things and putting a balloon up to see which way the wind is going about it. Anyway. 021
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pretty big story here. First on it. LAPD officers accused of discrimination and unlawful searches, according to internal disciplinary records that also identify them as participants in what California law defines as a law enforcement gang. latenfour.com/2026/06/25/l...latenfour.comLAPD Gang Members Named Via Disciplinary Reports LAPD Evaded DisciplineLOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Police Department sought to discipline two Mission Division officers accused of discrimination and unlawful searches, according to internal disciplinary records that a… 811719753
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don't recall LAPD had ever really even admitted "law enforcement gangs" exist (they do). Just that alone seems a pretty significant deal. Two guys don't make a gang. The implication is there's other known members of this gang they aren't reprimanding, and we should ask why. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Wanted to call attention to language. altNOAA employs a linguistic trick that tells me they're not just a passionate rube cosplaying but someone who's actually trained to argue in public. 35821
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They gave the game away in the sign, of course they aren't deterred. 0282
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Peppa was ruinous before. 110
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch 314885562
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"remember who got us in this position? well she wouldn't be complaining about where we are now, but coercing these newly elected officials into changing the values which got them elected by their constituents" 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Legit though, winning elections throws a wrench in their goals. They're justifiably upset and taken off guard by that and it cuts directly into their bottom line (and they know that). There's no sarcasm anywhere here, winning is a problem for the business structure that is the DNC. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 24/06/2026oh, I guess he's reading the news now. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 24/06/2026There's something to say about the freedom that gives a guy like Mamdani in his office. Most politicians hold themselves back because they're constantly eyeing future office. Maybe selecting for ambition isn't the best way to go lead a society? Maybe there's a historical analog to such a notion? 2244
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Maybe if your party listened to its constituents instead of trying to reach across the aisle to fascists and operate as a fundraising professional loser, this would've played out differently?static.klipy.comBecklo BecklophotoAlt: Mamdani and Ms Rachel going "wah wah wah" imitating crying babies 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/06/2026FREE @dly.bsky.social 126323
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 23/06/2026WPs "drunk and disheveled white everyman who spittles Republican talking points about everyone with his POC woman sidekick" podcast exists exclusively, solely, to be shared by people incredulous with it. That guy has co-monetized being a caricature of a slob. They're laughing at us. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Pargin is timeless, and his style has influenced and informed internet culture since the early 2000s. If you don't know his name, you probably still recognize his voice, because it birthed the current generation of comedy writers. You should be reading his stuff. 110
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The game folks conflating AI and datacenters and therefore being against datacenters are having a hard time reconciling their newfound target of passion with Valve and Steam and how that whole business actually works. Yeesh. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 23/06/2026... I'm tired, Harry. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Alright I really enjoyed Peaky Blinders but the movie was absolute shit? How? How'd they fuck that up that bad? I didn't have a lot of high expectations but god damn. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 22/06/2026there's a certain "can't let go of that time in your life when you were coming up fast" aspect to her whole "why aren't they wearing masks??" thing like a guy who peaked in his highschool football days, can't help but make everything about football for the next 40+ years ... 160
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I do love when a person's avi is a sufficient response to their comment. 120
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"man who only owns one outfit calls for new societal norms" is a 90s sitcom joke about that loser adult brother who you had to take in as a roommate 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this reads well for Robin Hood too 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 18/06/2026keeping @badposter.lol alive, bless 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It was only yesterday the discourse on how people who use their real name are actually way more toxic than anons, and lo: 040
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 17/06/2026There's a lot of history behind clashes with sports fans and police as part of a greater leftist movement. See the ultras in Brazil. Nothing in this world speaks louder to collective action against authority than sports fans celebrating happily. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Stearic Acid. Dimethicone, Methicone and Substituted-Methicone Polymer Ingredients. Propylene Glycol. Tocopherol. Tocopheryl Acetate. Cyclomethicone. Triethanolamine and TEA-Containing. Silica. You wouldn't smear that all over your face would you? Oh. You would. That's basic makeup foundation. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Get extra sauce packets for the fries. And everything else. Actually, just go for the sauce packets. Stock up and hoard them. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 16/06/2026You're a fear monger, Keith. 000
