Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026not sure it's involuntary at this stage 170
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026picturing this guy reading skeets aloud to himself and being frustrated 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"man shiv really took being called an American hard" 130
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026sorry man. losing a beloved family member is never easy. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026see also bsky.app/profile/beet... 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026dedication to depicting popular dance in comics is on point 110
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026And here's the bigger secret: if you want code that lasts, you want maintainable code. You don't build a resilient game or app that stays working for years on end by just slapping things in as you think you need it. You build that at the beginning in the foundation, at the bones. 110
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is a good dev tip in general. Build in observability from the start, turn it off in the config, and when you need it, turn it on again. It's like self-care for your future self. You will save countless hours in the long run by taking a few to set up in the short term. 110
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026CEO may as well demand a kajillion dollars revenue, sounds exactly as reasonable. This is really another facet of "everyone is 12" holding strong. 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/07/2026People who don’t normally follow soccer having very strong opinions about the US red cards situation are a lot like adult converts to Catholicism having opinions about papal bulls in 1430 35513
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I still think they should make visual studio skins like this. 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026if this is actually the case there isn’t anyone who would appreciate this ghoulish maneuver more than McConnell himself so you can’t say they aren’t honoring the man 552587541
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Kathy Bates. I have no idea why besides the sheer awesomeness of her work, but I think she'd be one of the most lovely people to chat with over just about anything. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026don't anyone tell him where the statue of liberty came from 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Should be noted, the bishop himself was asked this question by one of the deacons (at the request of a shy but devout parishioner) and he assured us it was still just one gathering in the Lord's name because there was only one parking lot. John Steinbock (the bishop) was known to be kinda funny. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026<privileged, islamophobic, octogenarian white woman from the ivy league sipping a cocktail at the nazi/csam bar while dismissing slaveowners as a product of their time> liberal bluesky: "you go girl!" 030
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Why are they framing this around Costco _at all_‽ It's literally just "impulse buys add up over a lifetime". Nothing to do with Costco beyond "you can impulse buy there like you can anywhere", and 100% "you're poor because you enjoy yourself occasionally" messaging. Fuck all this. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026this makes me feel more 40 years old in a way I can't quite describe 020
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Vance and his ilk have no idea what fundamentalism looks like. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Coming up extremely Catholic I recall the bishop attending mass at the local church for the first time since its grand opening. They had overflow seating set up downstairs and even outside, with CCTVs. Someone asked if that was technically communion because it was a separate gathering. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026bro I have never seen a more autistic person in my life (complimentary) 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/07/2026Another reason why I prefer "never vote for a Republican, don't be dumb" over "the Democrats are great" is: it's way more effective rhetoric at getting people to vote Democrat. 322935
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"I risk opening a can of worms" You knew you were about to say some bullshit you have no evidence for out on a stage with an audience that was going to call you on your bullshit. Yeah bro, that's a can of worms ain't it. 030
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026it shows confidence that he didn't, that's good, he deserved to be confident in that 020
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i was going to crack a joke and say "sure, but only six parking spots" there are actually only five 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026this was a tradition after high school football nights. because _there was nothing else to do_ and yet you just gathered all the kids together and wired them up with rallies and lights and noise and then sent them off at like 9pm on a Friday 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026we used to throw water balloons at cars at night. you had to time it just right from the overlook, but you'd only time against the headlights. once the guy let go of the balloon and immediately said "cop!" and what a night that was. 110
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Everyone really is 12 13365
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026nonna used to put kava (instant coffee) in my milk when I was a kid. she figured it was the same as chocolate milk, because brown powder + milk. bless her soul, I'm an addict now 🤷 0100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026freeze dried milk on grass where they water automatically in the morning 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/07/2026oh he on DRUGS drugs 1104354867
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 02/07/2026there's a ska joke in here somewhere but I can't quite pick it up 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is exactly nostalgia posting, ftr. Virtually all nostalgia targets people who didn't experience it. Grease is most popular among kids born in the early 80s. Stranger Things most popular among people born after 9/11. "When life was more tactile" is Hallmark-levels of nostalgic language ffs. 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I remember my friend's older brother smashing his PC/CD game collection in a violent rage, for instance. I remember getting propositioned on the Internet by grown men as a 12 year old boy in a chat room. I remember when EVERY chat room had Nazis and that was just the norm. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Producers have also been pointing out there's a lot of stuff from season 1 that people on the Internet haven't yet mentioned. Good bet that information from season 4 clicks into place with previous seasons. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Without talismans anymore I feel like the last season will be one extended shot in basically real time. I'm kinda here for that, honestly. I'm also keeping in mind that Perrineau demanded to know the full story before accepting to join the show at all. Didn't want another Lost. 100
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026if its me at that funeral, air guitar 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 01/07/2026we talkin about the whole constitutional crisis thing or transgender rights, or just the abundance of women showing their ankles in public? i think they're pretty angry but we could probably make them angrier if we work together. 010
Reposted by Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So, I think people have the notion that I saw BIRTH OF A NATION was racist and that's why I want to remove it from the canon. That's not actually true. I kept hearing about how BOAN was the first this and the first that but as I started watching more silent movies, the math was not mathing. 12712226
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026really hits the cadence of arms wide open tho 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i smell this post fr tho those things smell like pee when they're eaten dry, and I know I'm not alone in thinking so 000
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this was mean, Jerry 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Gotta say, you did walk right into this.static.klipy.comJenn Robbins Points at THISAlt: "This" gif but rest assured I'm posting it ironically. I block people who post this shit. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I gotta admit I've never been to universal even living in California, but do they have ambient music playing everywhere like at Disneyland? Cause honestly that makes a massive difference at hitting the feels, for me at least. It's a movie-like quality that real life doesn't normally have. 130
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026To some degree all those who desire to be on camera have that. Or at least gamble with it. 010
Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes. @itty53.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Entire publications now exist to solicit being dunked on. That WP podcast with the drunk, disheveled, angry loser white guy and his POC girl sidekick saying "exactly.." to everything? Exists entirely to be shared by these posters. Jubilee, same thing. Raw Story, same thing. 110
