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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 11m
ok also the affiliate link part is a joke obvi.....sadly for me.....
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 14m
lol @ the way this underwear is making it look like my b*sh is a hernia
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 15m
affiliate link in bio!!
Man takes mirror selfie in light purple underwear
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 41m
lemme cook u breakfast
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 53m
ill be here as long as this fine ass man is
partial screenshot of above image, pixelated selfie of man holding cell phone
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 1h
sorry ill stop
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 1h
the l*cktober the gays didn't know they needed!!!
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 1h
adding "num lock stays on" to my h*nge profile
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David Gilbert @davidgilbert.bsky.social · 1h
The influence that Elon Musk, his companies and their employees continue to have at the highest levels of the US government is astounding......and @telliotter.bsky.social is the reporter doing more than anyone to uncover it www.wired.com/story/myster...
wired.com
A Mysterious Nonprofit Run by SpaceXAI’s Top Lawyer Is Paying the Salaries of Government Workers
The National Design Studio has been something of a successor agency to DOGE. A WIRED investigation finds some of its members are on loan from a nonprofit run by SpaceXAI’s general counsel.
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 12h
me..this is who i am....
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 13h
he just said “and the cleavage is amazing” to a woman he does NOT know
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 13h
was not prepared for this type of bisexual chaos with my pinot noir
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 13h
overhearing a british man at the bar say “I could be fucking a guy called ‘Gary’ in the Castro right now” (ok fair, cannot dispute) and then talking about his girlfriend three sentences later
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 14h
many many colorful briefs
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 14h
ok the early verdict on these is GOOD
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 16h
tech dad joke
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🎃 haunted iiro 🎃 @iiroomf99.bsky.social · 18h
it’s so period
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Trabajando Haciendo en la Computadora
ALT: Trabajando Haciendo en la Computadora
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 19h
tappin away at that thing is sooooo c*nty
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 19h
i fuckin looooooove the little number pad on the right side of a keyboard
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 21h
a looooot of colorful briefs
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 21h
okkkkkk progresssss
Hunk your order is out for delivery screenshot
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 22h
omg this attack on my heart
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 23h
Good afternoon
Tesco the golden retriever outside, sitting on some grass with her harness on, in front of some trees and bushes, smiling big like a very good girl
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its a lot to process
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
omg sounds like u have something to say to themmmmm
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
casually being prettier than a celestial object i see how it is 😵‍💫
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ne me quitte plus jamais 😭
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Emily Mullin @emilymullin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Measles cases are over 1,000 in Pennsylvania. US hospitals and health systems that haven't seen this disease in decades now have to consider what happens when a suspected measles patient walks through the door. www.wired.com/story/measle...
wired.com
Measles Is Forcing Hospitals to Adapt to a New Normal
The US resurgence of measles is forcing hospitals and health systems to adopt new protocols and procedures to deal with a disease they thought was in the past.
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh—
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hi i missed u
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tbsrpr @tbsrpr.me · 06/10/2026
#me asf (hiiiiiii)
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
u comin over?
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I once doordash*d this little three pack of mini choc chip cookie ice cream sandos and it hit soooooooo good
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it makes the booty pop!!
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*need cookie ice cream sandwich tbh
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but it was a different man with an above average face and the body of Superman 😭😭😭😭
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
swear to gawwwwwwd this man was here with a stroller six weeks ago
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
somehow mixed up the clark Kent ass looking men in my gym and asked the wrong one how his baby was 😭😭😭😭😭
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh 🤩
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*cruisiest
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no u keep me young wendell
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hmm need cookie
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
been tryna promote these w my acct
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
unfffffff
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun Awesome Genuine Good Outrageous Totally cool
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squirtymcbuttfuck.bsky.social @squirtymcbuttfuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was twerkin down the autobahn
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s my epitaph
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*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the way you make sense of things the first time is almost never right
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