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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename

@itslineto.bsky.social
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Formerly SomebodyOwens. I used to undress people for a living. Come for the talk about backstage life, stay for the yelling about kpop, D&D, and romance novels. She/her, bi & ace. 21+

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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 49m
OH NO
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Works with a can of pintos too!
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This might be too wild but if cottage cheese is a win, I also do salsa and cottage cheese with chips. Fat, protein, veg, carb!
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like a tub of hummus with pita or crackers, veg, and some cheese bites on the side! Also apple, peanut butter, cracker and cheese bites.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh BEAUTIFUL
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's gorgeous!
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did some gardening in the rain this afternoon and ended up with a literal ant in my pants, which means I have a line of very angry ant bites up my thigh and they're the woooooorst
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this station all too well.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE YOU-EST!!!
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suspect it was a migraine or something similar, so hopefully just contained to me
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are supposed to be flying to @missp.bsky.social today but instead I am taking tiny sips of ginger ale and hoping they stay down 😭😭😭
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On top of everything else there are not, in fact, machine made clothes. There are humans who operate sewing machines in factories, and humans who operate sewing machines in studio.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh noooooo
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feelchan in TWENTY TWENTY SIX???
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026
Being not Jewish, I was not aware of the key role Fruit Gems had in Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and other celebrations, I was just sad on my own account they were no longer going to be made. But now we all will have reason to celebrate: ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-says...
ejewishphilanthropy.com
Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
‘We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!’ the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yikes yikes yikes! I'm sending all of you good thoughts. 💜
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh that sounds AMAZING?!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if you are an old school historical romance reader, i am taking you ungently by the cravat and looking deeply into your eyes when i say: read this
the duke by anna cowan, pictured here in front of a small part of my historical romance collection.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow #ShareGoodNewsToo
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh nooooo sending you both good thoughts 💜💜💜
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am SO JAZZED
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Noooooo
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oooOOOoooo
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That isn't technology, my dude, it's just wealth and wealth has worked this way for at least as long as we've had royalty which is in turn at minimum 5,000 years or so.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like, this is classic 'aristocrat does not know basic life skills' stuff that has been happening forever, because why would they ever learn to cook or clean or drive a car or any other basic activity if someone else has always and will always do it for them?
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's hilarious that Huang things not knowing his address, zip-code and phone number are a mark of how he is cognitively off-loading to technology and Klein doesn't seem to press him that what he's actually obviously doing is using the fact that he's rich to off-load onto other humans.
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Well Roasted Potato @cirripedology.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need Ateez’s stylists to pay attention
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bull’s-eye example of what @doctorow.pluralistic.net calls a Reverse Centaur situation, with humans supporting technology instead of technology supporting humans.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorcery and Small Magic by Maiga Doocy Never After and Something Fabulous,both by Alexis Hall And finally working my way through KJ Charles' backlist witA Case of Possession and A Case of Spirits,and now onto Spectered Isle
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This week, I've read a novella and 3 books, and am partway through a 4th, which probably doubles my total for the year (it's been a rough year, and the brain has Not been great)
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Update: apparently I misjudged the high tide line, as high tide isn't for another hour or so
A photo of a brach with cloudy sky and green sea. My pale knees and shins are just visible at the bottom of the photo, feed submerged in sand a few inches of tidal pool that's is starting to form.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone else is inside today because of things like grey clouds and wind and rain, but I am happily seated in my chair at the high tide line, reading KJ Charles and watching the waves
A photo of the beach, moody grey clouds blurred by rain, green sea, a line of bright foam and the waves reach in the sand towards where my knees are just barely visible.
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beach Good
A photo of the beach with creamy sand, a row of waves cresting, dark green sea, and a vast blue sky filled with fluffy clouds A photo of a small orange dog at the beach. He's laying on a sheet, soaking up the sun, and happy about it. The sky is dramatically blue with brush stroke clouds
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Betrayal!!!!
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so sorry friend 💜💜💜
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh buddy no!!! I'm glad it wasn't the worst but still. 💜💜💜
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so sorry friend. 💜💜💜 He was such a sweet buddy.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: B&BW? My absolutely garbage brain: Bed Bath & Weeyond
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💜💜💜💜💜
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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A, but you can call me Stacy Fakename @itslineto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Correct choices!!!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and after the union wins? you go back and you tip hard and you show the company it was the workers who made them their money, and that they're nothing without the workers! super simple equation! Solidarity with Starbucks Workers United, 12,000 strong and growing!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 14/09/2026
I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just a disappointed scientist.
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