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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hormuz. From "the World's policeman" to "the World's extortioner" in two short Presidencies.

I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Just when the universe was on a winning streak of taking horrible cvnts (Widdecombe, Graham, McConnell) it hits us with Sam Neill. Fuxake.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Disappointed we haven't had a "Tuchel's Luck" headline yet. Surely it's overdue? Come on, headline-writers! #WC2026

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers” From the new Private Eye, out now.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Count Binface at the Museum of Comedy in 3-2-1... #showingmyage

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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 08/07/2026

1154: Henry Plantagenet, King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Aquitaine, Duke of Brittany, Duke of Normandy, Count of Anjou, Count of Gâtinais, Count of Maine, Count of Touraine, Count of Mortain 2027: The Hon Count Binface, MP for Clacton-on-Sea, President of France

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

BREAKING: Farage's girlfriend buys £2m house in the Manor of Northstead for cash.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

There's as much chance of him turning up in the Manor of Northstead as there was of him turning up in Clacton.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

We're going to find out, once and for all, when Bin Day is.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I suppose the question is whether Farage's resignation as an MP will affect his attendance to represent Clacton in Westminster. Hard to see how it could.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Surely we're not lurching towards a GE *already*, Carol?

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

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Pamorama 🇨🇦🐶💪🏕🇨🇦 @pamorama.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The "Donald J. Trump & Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room” will be in Washington, D.C., open June 9–14. It contains more than 3.5 million pages of unsealed court records & investigative files related to Epstein, printed into over 3,400 volumes weighing more than 17,000 pounds. #SheShed

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Sunday Night Update: Epstein Files Come to DC for Trump's Birthday, CBS Caves to Trump, Iran War, Trump Blames Weather for Melt Down

Good evening, everyone.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Isn't it interesting that so many domestic terror organisations with campaigns of murder and mayhem have three-letter acronyms: IRA ETA GOP

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TroubleBob @troublebob.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Nigel Farage. What a cunt. That’s the post. Good morning.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Think your IT is shit? I can double-click a PDF, pop down 4 floors to the cafétéria for a cappuccino, and by the time I get back to my desk the PDF's nearly ready to open.

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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 18/05/2026

Though smaller than last year, the Unite the Kingdom march over the weekend was still sickening. The resurgence of out-and-out racism in the UK, from demands for remigration of British Asians to Antisemitic slurs on placards at both demonstrations, demands we meet this moment.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

These new Reform councillors are shiny. What's everyone afraid of?

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

MEGA (Make England Great Again) is rising and it should frighten us all. From Farage Camps to Local Election results everything is going Reform's angry way and Britain's decent majority need to step up now. Inaction is no longer an option. Me for @noosphere.app www.noosphere.app/farage-camps...

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Farage Camps, Reform Gains and Snake Oil - why Britain's decent majority need to wake up to MEGA

News direct from reporters you trust.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I think it's unfair of people to say Trump and Vance are ignorant about the Bible. There are genuinely no limits to their ignorance.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I suggest people lauding Trump's unconditional surrender to Iran have a good read of the Treaty of Versailles and the impact of *that* abject humiliation of a major power.

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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

So that's Trump's UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER sorted. When does America get its GREAT & ACCEPTABLE leader(s)?

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

So United Airlines have declined to give me the gluten-free meal I ordered. If I'm going to fly across the Atlantic sitting on the loo, I should get a refund on the seat I paid for.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Saw Tolkein and HP Lovecraft described as 'top shelf' on Reddit. Had to Google to make sure the US meaning of 'top shelf' is different from the British.

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Possibly the main reason why the people ignoring Trump's depravity are as dangerous as the ones excusing or actively supporting is that he wil clearly start a war to avoid scrutiny of anything from ICE to Epstein if he thinks he will get away with it.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social Caligula made his horse a senator. There's an argument that the top 3 dumbest elected officeholders in the world ever are: 3. 45 2. Caligula's horse 1. 47

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

BREAKING: Board of Peace "not fooling anyone"

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’ Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials

Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

1981. Not The Nine O'Clock News (UK) "It's incredible, isn't it, that a cretin such as this should become POTUS" youtu.be/s2n87YKSjrA?...

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Not the Nine O'Clock News - Reagan

YouTube video by edishco

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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

One reason I have zero tolerance for transphobia, why I've come to find it completely disqualifying, is that it is in the nasty, tedious forefront of all right-wing rhetoric. Anyone who still thinks this prejudice is compatible with being on the left or being a liberal is not someone I have time for

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Rob Reiner was a mensch. Trump is a stensch.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The wife has been putting decaf capsules in the same jar as the normal ones. I'm calling the ECHR.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Fantastic lunch with Denis MacShane but even he could not tempt me back to Twitter.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

... which is more than can be said for the US.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Anyone else concerned that the Trump White House's US National Security Strategy genuinely builds on the "Great Replacement Theory"?

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Mamdani is going to impose Shalalala Law. Whoa-oh-oho.

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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

What time do you get in?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

FACT OF THE DAY. People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.

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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

If you want any indication of how much respect Trump had for those young children he raped with Epstein, just watch how much respect he has for women when he knows the cameras are recording everything.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Yes indeed. Cvnts like you making them feel unwelcome in their own countrtly.

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