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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Is this like Florrie Capp saying the butcher said she has legs like Sophia Loren and Andy replies, "well, you've got the same number"

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I wouldn't trust Rudy if he came into the house dripping wet and said it was raining.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Justice in a coffin is an excellent succinct description of America under Trump.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

And the winner of today's "least surprising name on the Epstein List is..."

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Lindsay Graham. Trump lickspittle who died on Saturday.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hormuz. From "the World's policeman" to "the World's extortioner" in two short Presidencies.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What fresh hell is this? I got the right planet, is all I can say. ⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 13 www.maptap.gg/challenge 86😁 98🔥 65🙃 58😑 59😑 Score: 665 in 23.9s (1.6s to spare!)

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm here for The Catagoon with Milligan, Sellers and Secombe.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Just when the universe was on a winning streak of taking horrible cvnts (Widdecombe, Graham, McConnell) it hits us with Sam Neill. Fuxake.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Christ, I'm not joining *that* world's smallest violin queue.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Think I've seen every single one of his films reported on here as someone's favourite Sam Neill performance. That's a sign of a class act.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Surely in the 60s there wasn't much point broadcasting to the moon?

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Disappointed we haven't had a "Tuchel's Luck" headline yet. Surely it's overdue? Come on, headline-writers! #WC2026

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"Kentucky law" The President has no such rights.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Absolutely. Survival rates for cardiac arrest at home are around 10%.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sinister Hunt? Try 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Heart attack. Which will shock a lot of people who were convinced he didn't have one.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He's off downstairs, though, not up to your place.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm not sure we should still have to *read* Brendan "If you were abused by Jimmy Savile maybe you should keep it to yourself" O'Neill's garbage. That should have been it.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That's to prepare you for England boring you.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hitler's racist gran being murdered is still a murdered old lady.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers” From the new Private Eye, out now.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hyacinth and Margo are both dead. And isn't it time one of the Rees Sproggs was tested out in the political arena?

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Count Binface at the Museum of Comedy in 3-2-1... #showingmyage

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

63K pounds, 104 million? Sack your dealer, he's ripping you off.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I for one would be very happy for him to take up residence in the Manor, given that it lies beneath the lake at Peasholm Park. He will get an unrivalled view of the famous naval reenactments known as 'the Battle of Peasholm'.

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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 08/07/2026

1154: Henry Plantagenet, King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Aquitaine, Duke of Brittany, Duke of Normandy, Count of Anjou, Count of Gâtinais, Count of Maine, Count of Touraine, Count of Mortain 2027: The Hon Count Binface, MP for Clacton-on-Sea, President of France

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

BREAKING: Farage's girlfriend buys £2m house in the Manor of Northstead for cash.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

There's as much chance of him turning up in the Manor of Northstead as there was of him turning up in Clacton.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

There's as much chance of him turning up in the Manor of Northstead as there was of him turning up in Clacton.

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I Say, Porter! (Stephen) @isayporter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

We're going to find out, once and for all, when Bin Day is.

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