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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In every community, there are predators. And how that community deals with high-status predators says a lot about them. nypost.com/2026/09/24/t...
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Silicon Valley ‘sex assault list’ with ‘over 100’ names circulated, warning female tech workers of predators to avoid
“Some of them were very prominent names, you know? People who were famous investors. Businessmen who were in the scene”
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to brag (again), but the brazilian covers are gorgeous. This one is for Tough Guy
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Children's Hospital of L.A. is doing a card drive, for every card submitted to a kid in Hospital that can't trick or treat or celebrate Halloween, they get a $1 donation. The Cards are FREE to send online & it's a good thing to do to make a kid's Halloween great. secure1.chla.org/site/SPageNa...
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Send a Halloween card to a child in the hospital!
You can help a child in the hospital have a spook-tacular Halloween. Send a special card before the deadline.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHY?
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Woman's Shocked and Surprised Reaction
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Meme about how it feels like the year so far has passed in the blink of an eye.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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🎃👻LObu-bOoO👻🎃 @myflagmeanslo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gisèle Pelicot was raped by 72 men from all ages, walks of life and social status but MORE men knew about her husband's nefarious plans and not one, NOT ONE, advocated for her. Not a single anonymous tip to the authorities. None. Even after his first arrest, he kept finding men to keep raping her.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way I deal with my ED is not weighing myself. I know it's weird, but I don't like knowing my weight. Last time I saw my weight I started a diet where I spent at least 12h a day without eating. I don't need people judging me because I don't know my weight. It's not crucial information.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kudos to me and my mom for never using AI. She hates as much as me.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My therapist just said that I need to listen to the advice I am giving to people, because it's good advice and it's what I need and damn...
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Mushroom Cloud Explosion
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stop letting your shitty local politicians talk you into believing they can't help you, that they can't do anything about suffering and injustice They CAN They just DON'T WANT TO Replace them with someone who DOES
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Hidden Costs of Living with a Chronic IllnessCRPS AwarenessActivityMinimum Recovery TimeGoing out for a walk1 DayCleaning your bedroom6 HoursCooking a meal2–3 HoursDoing laundry4 HoursMedical paperwork / insurance calls8 HoursHaving visitors1–2 DaysRunning errands2 DaysGoing out with friends4 DaysAttending a doctor's appointment1 DayTaking public transport1 DayShowering or washing your hair1–2 HoursAttending a social event2–5 DaysGrocery shoppingUnpredictableEmotional stress or a flare-upUnpredictable'Not sleeping wellFull-body impact for several daysTrying to "act normal"Mentally and physically drainingEnergy isn't just about effort—it's about recovery. Every small task has a cost.This is what life with Lupus and other chronic illnesses can really look like.Raising awareness. Empowering warriors. Advocating for change.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I had kids I would buy these and tell the kid to paint them in any way they wanted, because kids needs colors and joy not Instagram beigefication aesthetic.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your children and grandchildren will trust the nursing home for you to die in that looks the most like the inside of a toilet
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really need the people who write patterns to think: what if the person that will read this is a complete moron, because sometimes they assume the person will understand and I don't.
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Man Sobbing Uncontrollably in Shower
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm pretty sure the yarn is cursed. I frogged another project and I have no idea what to do. I low-key wanna make a shawl. In crochet because I'm such a slow knitter and this yarn is thread weight.
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Women during the guysistrata
Still from our flag means death of Mary Bonnet languidly stretching out alone in bed, with a blissful smile on her face
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Firefox can't stop crashing. What is your browser recommendation?
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Agnes Says Pretty Please
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So I have 547 yards of a yarn that I didn't like (thread weight for those who are curious) and I went to Ravelry for inspiration and I saw a jockstrap. So thank you ravelry for never ceasing to surprise me. I hope it never changes. 100/10. Won't be doing it, but was delighted to see.
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
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Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who have already completed assessments. Ensure that any ongoing clinical review is conducted concurrently without disrupting active, established patient care. Publish clear, transparent Terms of Reference and a strict timeline for the independent review of the Welsh Gender Service.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The guy sitting next to me at the bus said he went on a date with a beautiful woman and after he kissed her, she said: THANK YOU. They met at a restaurant where he was serving her. I'm deceased, that poor woman. I would have packed my belongings and left the town.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know someone who is against all public displays of affection, and that is fascinating.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How the hell do I sound like someone from Portland?
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Handmade work is the height of luxury. Because it doesn't matter if the same person did it using the same materials, every single one will end up unique. Machines will never be that cool.
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Caran, the Stitchy Frood @stitchyfrood.com · 05/09/2026
For #FOFriday I submit a 30” #Non-Binary #Pride Flag parasol in a pattern I created using 100% cotton yarn from indie dyer Rena’s Threads. 8,832 stitches, not counting chains. Hope you enjoy 🖤
A 100% cotton 30” parasol is open wide and held aloft above the photographer’s head. This parasol features the Non-Binary Pride Flag in a self-drafted pattern with 8 swirling spikes radiating out from the center with triangular fans filling in the space when the 8 spikes separate. 

The background is my off-white ceiling.
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 04/09/2026
For trans + people living in Scotland. Please share 🏳️‍⚧️ www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk/guide-for-tr...
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Guide for Trans People – Scottish Community & Activist Legal Project
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/08/2026
attn:
a tuxedo cat rearing up on its hind legs making a derpy face captioned 

sorry for being weird 
it's because I'm weird
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I won yarn chicken! I finally did it! After 4 projects where I had to count my losses.
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Master Oogway's Inner Peace (Kung Fu Panda)
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cmon man 😩
Screenshot of CNN tweet saying "Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, famous for covering her colorful installation designs with polka dots, has died at 97".
Under it is a picture of Yayoi Kusama with "Yayoi Kusama 1929-2026" at the bottom.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
😭💔
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Tim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic Smirk
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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs: My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I always thought Dolly was fun and had a great heart. But each single thing that I am learning and -relearning about her makes my heart hurt more. She truly made this world a better place and I am so sad that she died. We need to follow her example.
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Instead of flowers she asked for donations to her library 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔 we are going to miss you 💔
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Dolly Parton's Sparkling Wink
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I never thought that I would have to say this, but having a buzzcut doesn't make you bald.
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Nazaré Tedesco Confused Math Meme
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was watching a YouTube video, and I was having a good time. Until the youtuber started putting AI generated images that weren't necessary at all. And I had to close the video and move on. AI generated is the height of lack of creativity, and they have no place in any place.
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Yeah Yep
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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say
first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. 
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was today years old when I found out that both of the Hightowers guys worked with Con on TV. Gwayne was the lucky one.
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Freddie Fox as Tony Kroesig Strokes Hair
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oprah is the reason Jenny McCarthy became a household name on vaccines. She needs to apologize
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Calculator app being so close to the alarm clock one fucked my schedule more times than it should.
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