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Keys

@internetdeer.online
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18+ only, occasional nsfw weirdo stoner puppybrain girltwink disaster lesbian it/she 22 actual deer in real life ✨🦌💜🦌✨ i basically only reskeet stuff, i dont have the requisite juice to Post ΘΔ

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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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3eyedog @3eyedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
negative 😇
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 16h
is it so wrong to yearn
a doodle comic with two panels. in the first, an anthro hare character has the thought bubble "maybe a woman calling me bunny would fix me." in the next panel, they clutch their head and hunch forward in pain. the ghost of a screenshot of discord messages is behind them, which has the first person say "i need a girl to kiss" followed by someone asking "do you think that just because you're a lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic"
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 29/09/2026
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 15h
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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samkeeper.bsky.social @samkeeper.bsky.social · 21h
I've seen other women worrying about an estradiol shortage, so I figured I'd pass on info I just got from my clinic today. there IS a shortage of the more common concentration of estradiol valerate BUT that's because of a combination of systemic factors not a pulling back of production or investment
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Terra Field @rainofterra.gay · 18/06/2025
This is what instantly popped into my head when I heard Dear Leader was ranting about "Transgender for Everbody":
A mock “Transgender for Everybody” logo styled after the Windows for Workgroups 3.11 logo.
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Fluffy red ball of tomfoolery 🔜 FP @melvischerrywolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ADHD brain instead of locking into critical thinking, social skills, or career advancing:
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the piccrew of dorian gray
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Doll on Clumsy Hooves 🩰 @bimbdoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FRIENDLY REMINDER: They've been purging the voter rolls in red states / wherever they can get away with it. CHECK YOUR VOTING REGISTRATION. THIS ELECTION IN NOVEMBER IS ***VERY*** IMPORTANT. People outside the US, just have a nice day. And vote in your stuff too.
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nonspecifically red @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OBS Studio versions 32.2.2 and lower are vulnerable to this attack
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Joe Lasko 🔞 @joelasko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing a person in government warning others of the degeneracy of furries is the cringiest shit. It has all the energy of that awkward person you knew in the late 90s who genuinely believed rock music, comic books and DnD was evil. My dude, you‘re the one making everyone uncomfortable. Go home
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SebZkelter @sebzkelter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pet your deer
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jaca🌱 @jacadamia.com · 25/09/2026
bring my laptop to a “computer surgeon” to fix one problem. he does zero surgery. 125 dollar computer more broken now.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stickers, anyone? 🤲 [ #cuteart #artshop #shopsmall ]
Two sticker designs. One is holo and is a white cat with a big human hand that reads “if you talk to me about using an AI chatbot I WILL crash out.” The other is a long cat curled around itself, designed to look like a fishbowl aquarium. The water part is printed on clear material.
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Monte Smith 🌸🌴🪩 @montesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
70s couple 🖤 Inspired by Grease (1978)
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
revisiting pieces
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Norevasyl @norevasyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox in a dress
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 30/06/2026
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Archer🔞 @archermouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Com for @cabl.rodeo Assortment of vibes
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/09/2026
the worst part of packing for a trip, as a computer toucher, is figuring out when to pack your computer
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#deltarune Heh, you know we got this
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"you're gonna get left behind if you don't start using ai" oh thank god, please leave me behind, i'm good over here, i do not want to go to there
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
discord.com
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lich Adventure Time & Little Caesars Pizza Meme
ALT: Lich Adventure Time & Little Caesars Pizza Meme
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Rick Desilets | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 22/09/2026
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you pour the crumbs from the bottom of the chips bag into tzatziki it's called goblin cereal
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Johnsonburg PA ORWO 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gavin newsoms vetos in the past year have genuinely impacted my life in ways that have caused immense damage and stress to me personally so if in 2 years some lib tries to convince me to vote him into the presidency im instead going to write in vote for hilary clinton
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
what is my deal? hmmm...let me consult the grey mass of wet noodles inside my skull
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