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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹

@indianalytics.bsky.social
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he/him. German Researcher from Canada to Austria. Analytical Chemistry and Data Stuff. Professor at University of Applied Science, Vienna. orcid.org/0000-0001-7423-4609

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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 8h
The Love Hypothesis 🫠😐
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 14h
I made a meme
That one meme from Invincible. A superhero labeled "some random guy with an acoustic guitar" watches some fighter jets labeled "AI music generators" and says "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
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European Research Council (ERC) @erc.europa.eu · 25/09/2026
📢 2027 ERC Consolidator Grant call for proposals is now open 📢 Have an excellent research idea and ready to build the team to pursue it? This funding could be for you! Deadline: 12 January 2027 👉 link.europa.eu/g4NrCc
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
ALT: Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know, I really enjoy academic "endpoints". A PhD defense for example: attending an excellent talk, a dedicated researcher answering specific and general questions with competence and confidence, visitors getting excited and supporting...
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Kimberly Beatty @beattylab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please share: OHSU is hiring an Assistant Prof. in the Dept. of Chemical Physiology & Biochemistry. We are looking for a chemical biologist who will apply novel chemical tools in physiological systems. Apply online: www.ohsu.edu/human-resour... (Job # 2026-41667).
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Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a while family of them Jalapeñol Serranol Habanerol Srirachal (that ones an aldehyde)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Brian :cupofcoffee: :rss: @brianb.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Does anyone have a virtual titration they like to use with students? I'm out for over a week coming up and I need my AP chem class to do one virtually for now so they don't stall out. #askfedi #chemistry #chemsky
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gríma Wormtongue: He's Not Welcome (LotR)
ALT: Gríma Wormtongue: He's Not Welcome (LotR)
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apocalypse Nower
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deleted Duolingo today with this streak of >5y. It became so annoyingly enshittificated. The courses get "updated" and re-arranged (basically del your progress), new collectibles added, AI written courses full of errors, no interaction with other humans. Click away 12 screens after each lecture...
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stories like this tells me: Kids will be alright
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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FX Coudert @nanoporous.net · 25/09/2026
“Using a train, a professor ran 800 km in three hours.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If we take that at face value the next step is for the UN to pass a resolution declaring the makers of AI to be hostis humani generis ("enemy of humanity"). That would be the predicate under international law to treat them like privates, creating universal jurisdiction to capture and punish them. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's no more
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James Bradley @drbradbrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paid Masters M2 internship: Microbial dormancy in the cryosphere 🦠❄️🌡️ @erc.europa.eu #ERC_SIESTA @lassezj.bsky.social 📢 PLEASE RT 🧬 Microbial activity measurements, flow cytometry, ecological interpretation ☀️ Marseille, France @mioceanologie.bsky.social ‼️ Apply via email ASAP & before 15 Oct
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What proportion of your country is arable land? Source: buff.ly/QLmasYB
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Burgess Meredith as The Penguin
ALT: Burgess Meredith as The Penguin
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Andrew S. Rosen @andrewrosen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The number of LLM-written computational MOF papers on @chemrxiv.org is making me quite frustrated. There is a new one every few days, and it's a mess...
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always those damned physicists
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
ALT: Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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BOKU University @bokuvienna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⏰🏆 Final call for the BOKU Sustainability Award 2026! Submit your research, initiative or project by 25 September for the chance to win up to €1,000 in prize money. ➡️ Submit now: boku.ac.at/en/nachhalti...
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever you got used to while growing up I guess...
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Manuel Chevalier @manuelchevalier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My challenge is to make them come to these conclusions without explicitly telling them, "you can't use it for that". Nobody wants to be told what to do, especially when the results often look good. Any suggestions?
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Classic chemistry films... #chemsky @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
A parody of the movie "Corvette Summer". it is a movie poster that says "Cuvette Summer".  The stars, Mark Hamill and Annie Potts are standing on a cuvette as opposed to a corvette.
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kitty map! This is how cats migrated to Europe. Great little writeup in the post too: buff.ly/3ttaUWg
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Dr. Christine Beavers @xtalgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I *had* to download the animated gif.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope it's clear that one of the future steps will be to make being autistic illegal.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.
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Kevin A. Scott, PhD @sculpturatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found at ucsf
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😕
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John Trant @trantteam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are hiring a postdoc! #Chemsky Looking for an expert in instrumental analytical instrument maintenance...I mean chemistry, specifically LC-MS, HPLC, GC-MS. Method development expertise with new analytes, and natural product isolation/identification are good!
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Intelligence is like a sweater, keeps you warm if you don't forget to put it on in the morning. It's bad if you store it in the "don't need it but can't throw away" closet in the basement, though.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Casing for my new pirate autosampler
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, so there is a person with bestiality record/charges on them and absolutely unqualified to join the federal police... who will definitely join the FBI by end of the week.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, the second party in a conservative-right two party system is not the good one either? Colour me surprised!
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Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
ALT: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 12/09/2026
An absolutely incredible development here. This leg would have been unimaginable just a few short years ago. (Original post by @science.org on instagram)
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: where do I put all my loot? IKEA: say no more youtu.be/0tBlFZsMuO8
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA UK
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 10/09/2026
The REAL uniform for US space forces just dropped
US space force uniform after Futurama
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Sebastian Munck @sebastianmunck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last call for our interuniversity course in advanced microscope - application deadline: 14 September www.flandersbioimaging.org/icalm26
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iCALM26 | Fbiv23
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Bose-Einstein-Kondensat @mwnautilus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An #OpenAccess review on #hacking #3Dprinters as #OpenSource laboratory #robots: Paper: doi.org/10.1039/d5dd... GitHub: github.com/Vsaggiomo/3D... #DIYbio #DIYchem #lab #instruments #3Dprinting #3Dprinter #MINT #STEM #education
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know the tech boy who cried AGI?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable)
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Millennium math problem solved by OpenAI may have "regurgitated" competitors unpublished work... also they spent more than $22 million in computing power in one week to scoop them. techcrunch.com/2026/09/08/o...
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OpenAI fought dirty on career-making math problem, says NYU mathematician | TechCrunch
There is a $1 million bounty for the first person providing a solution to the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We never imagined how far that dream would travel, into homes, into hearts, into the way generations imagined what we could still become. In a world that often feels as divided as ever, maybe that's exactly why we need it now: a reminder that unity was always the point.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dancing very very VERY close to saying “OpenAI stole our almost-complete proof of Navier-Stokes from internal access to our ChatGPT sessions because they were desperate to scoop Anthropic” which is absolutely 100% a believable thing OpenAI would do right now cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st...
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