Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹European Research Council (ERC) @erc.europa.eu · 25/09/2026📢 2027 ERC Consolidator Grant call for proposals is now open 📢 Have an excellent research idea and ready to build the team to pursue it? This funding could be for you! Deadline: 12 January 2027 👉 link.europa.eu/g4NrCc 0109
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'ALT: Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There' 000
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know, I really enjoy academic "endpoints". A PhD defense for example: attending an excellent talk, a dedicated researcher answering specific and general questions with competence and confidence, visitors getting excited and supporting... 131
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Kimberly Beatty @beattylab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please share: OHSU is hiring an Assistant Prof. in the Dept. of Chemical Physiology & Biochemistry. We are looking for a chemical biologist who will apply novel chemical tools in physiological systems. Apply online: www.ohsu.edu/human-resour... (Job # 2026-41667).ohsu.eduOHSU Faculty, Physician and Academic Jobs in OregonFind higher education faculty, physician and research jobs and build your academic health career at OHSU in Portland, Oregon. 04258
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s a while family of them Jalapeñol Serranol Habanerol Srirachal (that ones an aldehyde) 0111
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 7839124
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Brian :cupofcoffee: :rss: @brianb.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Does anyone have a virtual titration they like to use with students? I'm out for over a week coming up and I need my AP chem class to do one virtually for now so they don't stall out. #askfedi #chemistry #chemsky 146
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comGríma Wormtongue: He's Not Welcome (LotR)ALT: Gríma Wormtongue: He's Not Welcome (LotR) 000
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102422641
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Deleted Duolingo today with this streak of >5y. It became so annoyingly enshittificated. The courses get "updated" and re-arranged (basically del your progress), new collectibles added, AI written courses full of errors, no interaction with other humans. Click away 12 screens after each lecture... 000
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stories like this tells me: Kids will be alright 063
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188445350
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹FX Coudert @nanoporous.net · 25/09/2026“Using a train, a professor ran 800 km in three hours.” 1235
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If we take that at face value the next step is for the UN to pass a resolution declaring the makers of AI to be hostis humani generis ("enemy of humanity"). That would be the predicate under international law to treat them like privates, creating universal jurisdiction to capture and punish them. 🤷♂️ 927763
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI. 1454195
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹James Bradley @drbradbrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Paid Masters M2 internship: Microbial dormancy in the cryosphere 🦠❄️🌡️ @erc.europa.eu #ERC_SIESTA @lassezj.bsky.social 📢 PLEASE RT 🧬 Microbial activity measurements, flow cytometry, ecological interpretation ☀️ Marseille, France @mioceanologie.bsky.social ‼️ Apply via email ASAP & before 15 Oct 1911
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What proportion of your country is arable land? Source: buff.ly/QLmasYB 43711
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comBurgess Meredith as The PenguinALT: Burgess Meredith as The Penguin 000
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Andrew S. Rosen @andrewrosen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The number of LLM-written computational MOF papers on @chemrxiv.org is making me quite frustrated. There is a new one every few days, and it's a mess... 3174
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's always those damned physicistsstatic.klipy.comSimpsons Old Man Yells at CloudALT: Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud 020
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹BOKU University @bokuvienna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026⏰🏆 Final call for the BOKU Sustainability Award 2026! Submit your research, initiative or project by 25 September for the chance to win up to €1,000 in prize money. ➡️ Submit now: boku.ac.at/en/nachhalti... 021
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whatever you got used to while growing up I guess... 105319
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Manuel Chevalier @manuelchevalier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My challenge is to make them come to these conclusions without explicitly telling them, "you can't use it for that". Nobody wants to be told what to do, especially when the results often look good. Any suggestions? 022
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Classic chemistry films... #chemsky @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 1175
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kitty map! This is how cats migrated to Europe. Great little writeup in the post too: buff.ly/3ttaUWg 26322
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Dr. Christine Beavers @xtalgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I *had* to download the animated gif. 3287
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hope it's clear that one of the future steps will be to make being autistic illegal. 000
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu. 1322245
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Kevin A. Scott, PhD @sculpturatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026found at ucsf 9555116
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹John Trant @trantteam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We are hiring a postdoc! #Chemsky Looking for an expert in instrumental analytical instrument maintenance...I mean chemistry, specifically LC-MS, HPLC, GC-MS. Method development expertise with new analytes, and natural product isolation/identification are good!trantteam.ca 11511
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Intelligence is like a sweater, keeps you warm if you don't forget to put it on in the morning. It's bad if you store it in the "don't need it but can't throw away" closet in the basement, though. 000
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ok, so there is a person with bestiality record/charges on them and absolutely unqualified to join the federal police... who will definitely join the FBI by end of the week. 020
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So, the second party in a conservative-right two party system is not the good one either? Colour me surprised!static.klipy.comVladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in NovelaALT: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela 020
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now. 978897867
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 12/09/2026An absolutely incredible development here. This leg would have been unimaginable just a few short years ago. (Original post by @science.org on instagram) 17702240
Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me: where do I put all my loot? IKEA: say no more youtu.be/0tBlFZsMuO8youtu.beKALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.YouTube video by IKEA UK 010
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 10/09/2026The REAL uniform for US space forces just dropped 2015228
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Sebastian Munck @sebastianmunck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Last call for our interuniversity course in advanced microscope - application deadline: 14 September www.flandersbioimaging.org/icalm26flandersbioimaging.orgiCALM26 | Fbiv23 059
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Bose-Einstein-Kondensat @mwnautilus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026An #OpenAccess review on #hacking #3Dprinters as #OpenSource laboratory #robots: Paper: doi.org/10.1039/d5dd... GitHub: github.com/Vsaggiomo/3D... #DIYbio #DIYchem #lab #instruments #3Dprinting #3Dprinter #MINT #STEM #education 0105
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable) 171454268
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Millennium math problem solved by OpenAI may have "regurgitated" competitors unpublished work... also they spent more than $22 million in computing power in one week to scoop them. techcrunch.com/2026/09/08/o...techcrunch.comOpenAI fought dirty on career-making math problem, says NYU mathematician | TechCrunchThere is a $1 million bounty for the first person providing a solution to the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem. 391331459
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We never imagined how far that dream would travel, into homes, into hearts, into the way generations imagined what we could still become. In a world that often feels as divided as ever, maybe that's exactly why we need it now: a reminder that unity was always the point. 527135786
Reposted by Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dancing very very VERY close to saying “OpenAI stole our almost-complete proof of Navier-Stokes from internal access to our ChatGPT sessions because they were desperate to scoop Anthropic” which is absolutely 100% a believable thing OpenAI would do right now cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st... 381556448