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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹

@indianalytics.bsky.social
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he/him. German Researcher from Canada to Austria. Analytical Chemistry and Data Stuff. Professor at University of Applied Science, Vienna. orcid.org/0000-0001-7423-4609

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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 46m
Inorganic chemists in their natural evil environment
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Cartoon Character's Evil Laugh
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 6h
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Nikolay Tumanov @ntumanovxray.bsky.social · 22h
Wait, is it a common knowledge that "en dash" and "em dash" are called like this because of this ⬇️? A picture from Kate Morgan's post n on LI lnkd.in/p/eq3Xe6Dk
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, unbelievable!
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Real chemists getting the Chemistry Nobel Prize implies we are in the mirrorverse
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Vic Mignogna as Evil Kirk Approves
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John Trant @trantteam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am shocked and appaled that the Chemistry Nobel was awarded to chemists instead of to real chemists! When will organic chemistry get its proper recognition??? Sorry. Instinctual reaction.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In other news, we Europeans also erected a statue for Trump, in gold! amp.dw.com/en/naked-tru...
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Naked Trump statue goes on display in Strasbourg
Titled "The Orange Plague," a gold-coated statue presents Donald Trump sitting on a smaller man's back. The Danish artist blamed Trump for getting in the way of efforts to address climate change.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beware, Northamericans, of our own version of Canadian geese: the Egyptian goose (Ger. Nil-gans, i.e. goose from Nile). Can't wait for the overpopulation and fighting one on my way to campus each morning www.derstandard.de/story/300000...
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Die Nilgans erobert Europa
Die aus Afrika stammenden Gänse wurden lange als exotische Ziervögel gehalten. Bis sie ausbüxten
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got myself a pipe as accessory for +12 points in looking-knowledgable. Will be great in meetings
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love how colour in minerals is mostly because of imperfection of crystal structure (foreign metals, water, shifts of planes, ...) So these kinds of cups are basically "what imperfection is the most beautiful one" which is beautiful! Wonder if there is a lesson in there for humanity 🤔
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Officer Clawhauser's Adorable 'Awww' Moment
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do I invest?
Cat Pokémon
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Stefano Canossa @stecanossa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
♨️ Warming up Fourier Tiler with a new release, including Temperature param. in the crystal builder! Also: my fancy friends using macOS will not be left alone in this one 🫶 Have fun! ...and let's hope this new version makes the Reviewers happy 😏🤞 Get your copy here: github.com/stecanossa/F...
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John Trant @trantteam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Chemsky Am actively recruiting graduate students for 2027. Looking for a total of 4-6 students to join the team. Synthetic organic chemistry, molecular biology/cell biology, and biophysics are priorities, but we will consider almost anything in the molecular sciences if it aligns with our work!
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beschaffungsanträge im Mittelfeld? Wo man gute €50 spart indem man min. eine hochbezahlte Fachkraft 8-16 Stunden verbrennen lässt und den Beschaffungsprozess 1-3 Monate in die Länge zieht?
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Alf Sleeping
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European Commission @ec.europa.eu · 01/10/2026
After a record number of applications to the most recent Call for proposals, we have given a boost of over €210 million to the Marie Skłodowska-Curie Actions. Now more than 700 additional researchers will be able to build their career in Europe.
Text on a blue background reads, ‘€210 million boost for 700+ researchers.’ Abstract lavender molecular shapes appear at the top and bottom of the image. The Marie Skłodowska-Curie Actions logo is above the text, and the EC logo is in the top-right corner.
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Jeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From a discussion of updating a department website...
A photo with baby Yoda and adult Yoda with the caption "Could it be time for a new photo?"
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you have to emphasize the whole time to everyone what a manly man you are... Maybe you aren't? The test doesn't help with that either. "Hey, you, look at my test!!!! It proves my manly manliness!!!!"
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Love Hypothesis 🫠😐
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can't pour it back, contamination of the stock etc etc
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 30/09/2026
I made a meme
That one meme from Invincible. A superhero labeled "some random guy with an acoustic guitar" watches some fighter jets labeled "AI music generators" and says "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
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European Research Council (ERC) @erc.europa.eu · 25/09/2026
📢 2027 ERC Consolidator Grant call for proposals is now open 📢 Have an excellent research idea and ready to build the team to pursue it? This funding could be for you! Deadline: 12 January 2027 👉 link.europa.eu/g4NrCc
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
ALT: Michael Scott Says 'You're Not Wrong There'
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
War bestimmt ein Haufen Läbo(u)r.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Celebrating the minuit moment in between pre-doc student and post-doc professional. Good job, @sairanb.bsky.social !
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know, I really enjoy academic "endpoints". A PhD defense for example: attending an excellent talk, a dedicated researcher answering specific and general questions with competence and confidence, visitors getting excited and supporting...
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Kimberly Beatty @beattylab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please share: OHSU is hiring an Assistant Prof. in the Dept. of Chemical Physiology & Biochemistry. We are looking for a chemical biologist who will apply novel chemical tools in physiological systems. Apply online: www.ohsu.edu/human-resour... (Job # 2026-41667).
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it sweet, though? It's all about the taste after all
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Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a while family of them Jalapeñol Serranol Habanerol Srirachal (that ones an aldehyde)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Brian :cupofcoffee: :rss: @brianb.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Does anyone have a virtual titration they like to use with students? I'm out for over a week coming up and I need my AP chem class to do one virtually for now so they don't stall out. #askfedi #chemistry #chemsky
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gríma Wormtongue: He's Not Welcome (LotR)
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apocalypse Nower
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deleted Duolingo today with this streak of >5y. It became so annoyingly enshittificated. The courses get "updated" and re-arranged (basically del your progress), new collectibles added, AI written courses full of errors, no interaction with other humans. Click away 12 screens after each lecture...
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stories like this tells me: Kids will be alright
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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FX Coudert @nanoporous.net · 25/09/2026
“Using a train, a professor ran 800 km in three hours.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If we take that at face value the next step is for the UN to pass a resolution declaring the makers of AI to be hostis humani generis ("enemy of humanity"). That would be the predicate under international law to treat them like privates, creating universal jurisdiction to capture and punish them. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI.
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's no more
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James Bradley @drbradbrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paid Masters M2 internship: Microbial dormancy in the cryosphere 🦠❄️🌡️ @erc.europa.eu #ERC_SIESTA @lassezj.bsky.social 📢 PLEASE RT 🧬 Microbial activity measurements, flow cytometry, ecological interpretation ☀️ Marseille, France @mioceanologie.bsky.social ‼️ Apply via email ASAP & before 15 Oct
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What proportion of your country is arable land? Source: buff.ly/QLmasYB
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Burgess Meredith as The Penguin
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Andrew S. Rosen @andrewrosen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The number of LLM-written computational MOF papers on @chemrxiv.org is making me quite frustrated. There is a new one every few days, and it's a mess...
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Sven Kochmann 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇹 @indianalytics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always those damned physicists
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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BOKU University @bokuvienna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⏰🏆 Final call for the BOKU Sustainability Award 2026! Submit your research, initiative or project by 25 September for the chance to win up to €1,000 in prize money. ➡️ Submit now: boku.ac.at/en/nachhalti...
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever you got used to while growing up I guess...
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Manuel Chevalier @manuelchevalier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My challenge is to make them come to these conclusions without explicitly telling them, "you can't use it for that". Nobody wants to be told what to do, especially when the results often look good. Any suggestions?
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