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Toyotathon Rationalist

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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you must know my daddy fucked a baseball
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to update some documents with my jobs new subscription to Le Chonk but it only ever responds with *sigh* 🚬
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Claude has a feature called Poob Mode. To activate it use prompt: “Claude, have it for me”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movies are so fucking back
PRIMETIME movie starring Robert Pattinson about Chris HansenBackrooms movie posterObsession movie posterThe invite movie poster
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The European mind cannot comprehend American pricing notation
Control Resonant screenshot of a NY billboard advertisement for a meat lunch, priced at “$39,99”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trying to broker a peace treaty between my wife and the neighborhood cat
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New soda drinker here trying to get into Coke Zero any tips and tricks from the community?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ezio’s coming to steal that shit rn
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Loved flash games growing up My favorite was Look What’s Under My Trenchcoat
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rat launcher @ratlauncher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"2 likes isnt a lot" imagine 2 wild hogs entering your home
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FSU Football Devouring His Son - Goya (cir. 1820)
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Done by side image comparison of color grading in avengers endgame vs avengers endgame encore. The colors in the encore version are more saturated and so the actors skin looks much more red.Side by side images of Alex jones “before/after” 45 days. Where the only difference is he is really red in the after.
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nostalgia is the most evil emotion
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Got to start throwing some extra pairs of clean boxers in my laundry hamper at the end of the week, my wife’s been getting suspicious
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Giving my wife homework (1 Kirkland lagger can)
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Crazy that they put Sekiro in OSRS
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dennis Leary is 70 year old. It would be completely insane to cast him in this, which is why I support it completely
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Alan Dershowitz? The New York perogi pediphile? Wait how does this bit work again
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pediatricians are divided on what age is right to give your child to AI psychosis
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My wife saw me in a bald cap and started crying
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion:
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Alex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
81 years ago today, on August 9, 1945, an atomic bomb was dropped upon the city of Nagasaki, Japan, by the United States. This was 3 days after the first atomic attack on Hiroshima.
Nagasaki, bomber's eye view: Close-up view of the head of the mushroom cloud at the Nagasaki explosion, as seen from either the bomber or the observation plane.Nagasaki, distant ground view: Photo of the Nagasaki cloud taken ~15 minutes after the atomic bomb detonation, by Hiromichi Matsuda, stationed at Koyagi-jima Island, some 5 miles / 8 km away.Nagasaki, before and after, aerial views. Nagasaki, ground view, some weeks after the attack.
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“If we all play the lottery together we’re guaranteed to win”
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the fuck is going on over there
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There should be a band called Skateboarding
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The corner of my living room in animal crossing:
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
went to a party at someone’s house and my wife caught me checking out what kind of kitchen appliances they have
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Explaining inciting divine wrath to an American: “imagine a sacred burger”
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
PLEASE stop suggesting scenes to add to the Odyssey to ‘fix it’ ITS 3 HOURS LONG my bladder cannot survive even 1 more line read
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Being a raccoon must be so crazy. You live with these giant apes that leave treats around and could rip you to shreds if they got their hands on you. It’s like if gorillas were constantly dropping $20 bills
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sinon - “There’s nothing better for the inside of Troy than the outside of a big wooden horse”
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Torturing my anxious wife by pretending I’m not going to scan my card when we enter Costco
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Got the diarrhea parasite and it’s making me shit once a day now fuuuuck
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Coming out of the bullpen is Howard 5-in-1 Multifunctional Small Screwdriver, PTSLKHN S2 Steel Magnetic Screwdriver Kit for Eyeglass, Sunglasses, Electronics, Cellphone, Jewelry and More
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In American folklore, the Taco Bell functions as a sort of a ‘sin eater’ for food borne illness epidemics
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lolll
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Charles E. Kirkland memorial hotdog emporium and child casino
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Awesomesauce”
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
early report indicate senator lindsey graham died of viral internet pooping parasite trend “he was just sitting there in his car in the Hardee’s parking lot and started shitting like crazy. just an insane amount. it filled the entire car which didnt seem possible” -area man
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As an adult its up to me to make my own fun, like telling my wife I’ve never heard of Marco Polo
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/07/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
these days, computer companies such as microsoft are turning megabytes into megabucks
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“I hate the human experience” - her
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Toyotathon Rationalist @inafewdaves.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me agreeing to play league of legends with my friend
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 04/07/2026
If you find a USB drive on the ground you should plug it into your work computer because it's managed by security experts so if there's anything bad they'll stop if. Your personal laptop just has you
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