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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 1h
It’s fitting that the last game of the season is going to feature Cristopher Sánchez doing a Herculean feat that’s lost upon bad defense and even worse offense
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 4h
I don’t know about stereotypical patterns, but I’m radically different from who I was in high school for a lot of reasons. An ADHD diagnosis in my 40s, sure, but also actively choosing to address things I feared or didn’t know back then, and to be more of who I wanted to be.
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imp-vg.bsky.social @imp-vg.bsky.social · 17h
Tatis tried to steal second and wind up scoring a run instead. lmao
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 22h
The Phillies have allowed 41 runs in nine postseason games since 2024, and 35 of those runs have come in the sixth inning or later. They blew a late lead again, and it's not hard to wonder: "What if?" Story from Atlanta: www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Another Phillies postseason, another painful round of ‘what-ifs’ about the bullpen (Gift Article)
Three years, three Game 1s, three blown leads in the seventh inning or later. After another soul-crushing loss, the season is on the line.
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Rich Hofmann @richhofmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have truly seen a lifetime's worth of playoff bullpen meltdowns in the last four years.
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when they said they’ll stop encouraging the chop?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GAH FUCK
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moshimoshibe @moshimoshibe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tayama
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Kona Coffee ☕ 🪸 @konacoffeecream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my experience playing fields of mistria led me to making a character based off my playthrough i want to draw more but i need to go unseal caldarus, you don't understand-- #oc #fieldsofmistria
the character I designed in fields of mistria that's gaining an entire character based off of my first playthrough, I have named her Cerise 
left: Cerise in a simple pose and smiling
middle: chibi doodle of Cerise wielding a pickaxe and running with 'to the MINES' scrawled atop 
right: Cerise above a silver ingot holding a hammer and a blacksmith mask, her hair tied up and looking flushed from all the hard work blacksmithing so she can get more ingots to make more equipment to get farther in the mines to eventually satisfy Caldarus' unsealing efforts
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIRICO: Stafford has thrown the most pick sixes of anyone, 33 COLLINSWORTH: well you dont see this kind of mistake from Stafford often
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NFL 4th Down Bot @nfl4th.com · 28/09/2026
---> LA (19) @ DEN (16) <--- DEN has 4th & 1 at the DEN 39, Q4 07:10 Recommendation (YOU BETTER DO THIS): 👉 Go for it (+10 WP) Actual play: 🏈🦵 J.Crawshaw punts 55 yards to LA 6, Center-M.Fraboni, out of bounds.
A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
Can you believe it? I mean this is a team that lost 10 games in a row, 11 of 12! And this someone almost feels worse. Like this is such a substantial pants-popping by the entire roster at once. Except Cris Sanchez and Zack wheeler. God bless them. Can you believe it. Wow. Fuck. I hope we make the playoffs
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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NinDrite @nindrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Akashic Back of House #Chronomon #クロノモン #デジタルモンスター #デジモン #Digimon
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yea.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am Piss for Chambliss
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dontayvion Wicks: 4 targets, 4 receptions, 54 yards. - 27 yards on 3rd an 12 - 7 yards on 3rd and 4 - 5 yards on 4th and 2 - 15 yards on 3rd and 12
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like the term 'micropass' for a pass of less than 5 air yards. And it probably explains why Michael Penix is so aggressive throwing downfield. He doesn't want to someone to nickname him Micro Penix.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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CannedWolfMeat @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com · 16/09/2026
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 16/09/2026
The Manning moment is small, in the scheme of all the things happening in this god forsaken time. But let's be clear -- this is not a product of this time. The AI aspect, yes. But men in sports, especially football, being shitty about and to women? Male journalists joining in? Old shit.
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greenscorpion.bsky.social @greenscorpion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Careful Mina it's windy out there
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Based on EPA/drive, the Cowboys had the worst defensive performance by any team in Week 1. It was worse than all but one of their defensive games last year. Among 574 games since the start of last season, it ranked 571st. 7 possessions: 4 TDs, 1 punt, 1 fumble, ran clock out.
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jackaris @themoniojack.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Desenhei um shin godzilla
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026
Coaches thank you both for walking us through what you were seeing out there on the field

JP Acosta

@acosta32jp.bsky.social
Well, since you asked:

We got another football breakdown, this time a touchdown from Boston College against Rutgers! Bill O’Brien is an offensive mastermind, but I tried to break the play down to make it easy!



Mark Schofield
 @markschofield.bsky.social
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Might need an MS Paint breakdown
Alex Kirshner

@alexkirshner.com
Fellow coaches, let me show you what Boston College was doing here from an X's and O's perspective

don't really wanna explain a terrible meme but it's a wide open receiver with arrows pointing at him saying "ball" and "guy"
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 @coldsportstakes.bsky.social
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Can you diagram this one for us, for old times sake
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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xR Philosophy @xr-philosophy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cincinnati Reds (2.70 xR) 0 – 20 (13.61 xR) Milwaukee Brewers
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Patriots first downs Called pass: 8 plays, 7.4 yards per play Called run: 14 plays, 2.1 yards per play Per NFL Next Gen Stats
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 09/09/2026
Being in a relationship means opening yourself up to someone you can never fully know - a vulnerability that can be as wonderful as it can be dangerous. There's no saying the "right" thing to safely win someone's heart in Scarlet Hollow, because everyone has their own motivations outside of you.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Numbers @pigpenandpaper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Something completely different to reset my brain and continue commissions. Never realized he has a :3 mouth when facing forward, that's cute. #looneytunes #roadrunner
The Roadrunner from Looney Tunes. He is standing and looking forward, with a classic cartoon mesa drawn behind him.
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Matt Fortuna @mattfortuna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, that was just the greatest punt in the history of football.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/09/2026
The intro scene to Highlander involved a sophisticated prototype computerized camera system, and the final fight scene of the movie was shot in part by taping a camera to an office chair and kicking it back and forth across the sound stage.
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Kona Coffee ☕ 🪸 @konacoffeecream.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
helloooooo ☕🤎🪸🧡 new sona design that i'm actually happy with this time-- a konasona, if you will #oc #ocsky
new sona design posing with a 'K' hand gesture
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Clustered Columnstore Depression @clustpression.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Relevant post
Post by "literallymechanical" on Tumblr:

Post attached image text from a research paper:
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Two years later T. J. Kaczynski¹ answered Sutcliffe's question in the negative. His elegant proof showed that if there exists a 3-digit solution for n, then deleting the middle digit gives a 2-digit solution for n. Together with Sutcliffe's work, this proved that there exists a 2-digit solution for n if and only if there exists a 3-digit solution for n.

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The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which has resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have seen many, many analyses of the coyote's motivations and character, but "Coyote vs. Acme" may be the first I've seen to consider the roadrunner.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Digimon Story Time Stranger A Hero’s Eternal Legacy - Announcement Trailer (2027) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_M...
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the thing about comics/cartoons. 95% of people won't notice the craft and thought going into this. But it's there, and it's what makes comics so good!
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more…
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
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imp-vg.bsky.social @imp-vg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
God damn it Hurts. It was just bad enough when Sirianni was doing it. www.gq.com/story/jalen-...
Hurts tells me, unprompted, that he recently asked ChatGPT about the odds of a hypothetical quarterback, who shares a biography not unlike that of Jalen Hurts,
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 01/09/2026
And I do want to stress here that the % is not a typo. 0.1% For every one-THOUSAND copies we sell on Steam, we sell ~ONE~ on itch, and promotion doesn't change that whatsover
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imp-vg.bsky.social @imp-vg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Remember to practice self-care.
Add muted words and tags - aaron donald
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
just going to emphasize again that men do this sort of thing *not* to impress women but to impress other guys in group chats or comment threads. 1
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