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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 5h
me personally if i were coughing every five seconds i would probably wear a mask when riding the bus with other people
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 11h
20 minutes for an iced latte thanks dude
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 11h
love when the guy ahead of me in line buys like 10 coffees and 10 pastries as a walkin order apparently so I'm now late for work 👍
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
been working on my own thing
the arse end of a tiny Wuling EV covered in bumper stickers reading ‘5G victim’, ‘Gatorade should be thicker’, ‘RIP (Race in Paradise) Paul Walker’, ‘Femboy’ but in the Supreme logo, ‘Honk if you’re furry’, ‘I ♥️ Moms’, and ‘I am Charlie Kirk’. The license plate reads ‘TRNSGNDR’
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LIFE HACK: you're allowed to take the advil like 20 minutes into your headache you don't have to suffer a certain number of hours before taking it
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
love going to the doctor where im always the youngest person in the waiting room by like 20 years
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
welcome to the terrible twos king
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What was this, the second time in a month that leftists gleefully joined in on a harassment campaign initiated by reactionaries against covid cautious people? Seems like that indicates a critical absence in awareness and analysis. Maybe y’all should fix that. And your hearts too.
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
really seems likely it's gonna be our generation's leaded gas. or at least one of them!
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
slide whistle sound effect
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
laungry
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's literally dumb how much of life is just wetting your drys and drying your wets
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching ep 4 of Furious
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
giving an emmy to someone named emmy feels a little on the nose but at this point i wouldn't be mad
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
who decided to put the end call button exactly where the unlock screen button goes. i just want to talk
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When my brow pencil makes a good point.
An advert for a Benefit eye brow pencil called "Precisely, My Brow Pencil"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off to the races #coyotevsacme
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's been over six years and it hasn't happened yet. but every day the possibility is there. one day i WILL try to take a drink without lowering my mask first
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@awrestaurants.bsky.social free idea. the gay cousin burger. for pride month
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every family has the gay cousin, the mama with cheese, and the cheddar bacon uncle
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
but especially the last few eps of season two
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's funny seeing NTBTSTM without having seen the show and constantly being like "how the fuck did they film this" and then watching the show and basically every episode is like that
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am the only person on earth with spatial awareness and peripheral vision
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you won’t listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to @lillywachowski.bsky.social because if you actually care about trans people you gotta drop Harry Potter
There is a big "Harry Potter" series coming out on HBO soon and there are many people opposed to it because of J.K.
Rowling's transphobia.
She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support "Harry Potter," you're supporting trans genocide. The money that goes into you enjoying these products, a portion of that money goes to J.K. Rowling and that money goes into her funding anti-trans legislation all over the world. In the same way that if you are against Elon Musk, you boycott or don't buy Tesla; and if you're against global warming/climate change, you try not to buy as much gas, you try to mitigate your use of these products. It's simple math. So, your enjoyment of these shows, and continued support of these shows, is supporting my eradication.
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two panel comic. The first panel is an anime-accurate Homura Akemi being spoken to by a Smiling Friends character, who suggests "maybe you could go back and stop 9/11 or something".

The second panel is labelled 9/11/1973 and features a more comical drawing of Homura bursting into the office of Salvador Allende. She is yelling "Presidente Allende!". Inshallah she saves him.
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ok fine i'll bite. what's 9/11
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my desire to be understanding and accepting and love all people for who they are vs the way some fucking people laugh
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
ADL
@ADL
Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Spock's Work is Done in The Simpsons
ALT: Spock's Work is Done in The Simpsons
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
definitely top one for me but idk how it's supposed to be different from the second. do they think theatre is actually pronounced theatré.....
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
last night just after I went to bed i heard what sounded like multiple cars hammering beep-beep-beep-beep on their horns for a good while and I had to check my phone just to see if it had happened
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yessss CLOSE those fuckin tabs
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sorry guys i meant to post this in 2008 but I've been really busy
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mmm what you say 🎶 main screen turn on, all your base 🎵 are belong to us, you have no chance 🎶 ohh to survive make your time 🎵
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i sure hope you can export a list from a public account you're not logged into. idk man
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
now that amazon deleted my 15yo account with no warning for "inactivity" (i didn't make an order for a year) and I'm thus locked out of my Goodreads..... i suppose i have no choice but to make a spreadsheet about it
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching tennis
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