they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 5hme personally if i were coughing every five seconds i would probably wear a mask when riding the bus with other people 010
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 11hlove when the guy ahead of me in line buys like 10 coffees and 10 pastries as a walkin order apparently so I'm now late for work 👍 100
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026been working on my own thing 3482269
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this 604348597
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026LIFE HACK: you're allowed to take the advil like 20 minutes into your headache you don't have to suffer a certain number of hours before taking it 010
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119613108
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026love going to the doctor where im always the youngest person in the waiting room by like 20 years 010
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385626670
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.ironholds.org 17750271
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What was this, the second time in a month that leftists gleefully joined in on a harassment campaign initiated by reactionaries against covid cautious people? Seems like that indicates a critical absence in awareness and analysis. Maybe y’all should fix that. And your hearts too. 5509140
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026really seems likely it's gonna be our generation's leaded gas. or at least one of them! 010
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's literally dumb how much of life is just wetting your drys and drying your wets 110
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026giving an emmy to someone named emmy feels a little on the nose but at this point i wouldn't be mad 000
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026who decided to put the end call button exactly where the unlock screen button goes. i just want to talk 000
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When my brow pencil makes a good point. 1750357
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others 601744303
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026off to the races #coyotevsacme 3049641167
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's been over six years and it hasn't happened yet. but every day the possibility is there. one day i WILL try to take a drink without lowering my mask first 010
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@awrestaurants.bsky.social free idea. the gay cousin burger. for pride month 000
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026every family has the gay cousin, the mama with cheese, and the cheddar bacon uncle 100
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's funny seeing NTBTSTM without having seen the show and constantly being like "how the fuck did they film this" and then watching the show and basically every episode is like that 110
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are 3438081136
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i am the only person on earth with spatial awareness and peripheral vision 031
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if you won’t listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to @lillywachowski.bsky.social because if you actually care about trans people you gotta drop Harry Potter 2451131
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25683912546
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102393195
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my desire to be understanding and accepting and love all people for who they are vs the way some fucking people laugh 000
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust: 9445291057
Reposted by they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026Screaming 2587951661
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comSpock's Work is Done in The SimpsonsALT: Spock's Work is Done in The Simpsons 020
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026definitely top one for me but idk how it's supposed to be different from the second. do they think theatre is actually pronounced theatré..... 100
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026last night just after I went to bed i heard what sounded like multiple cars hammering beep-beep-beep-beep on their horns for a good while and I had to check my phone just to see if it had happened 000
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026sorry guys i meant to post this in 2008 but I've been really busy 000
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026mmm what you say 🎶 main screen turn on, all your base 🎵 are belong to us, you have no chance 🎶 ohh to survive make your time 🎵 100
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i sure hope you can export a list from a public account you're not logged into. idk man 000
they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026now that amazon deleted my 15yo account with no warning for "inactivity" (i didn't make an order for a year) and I'm thus locked out of my Goodreads..... i suppose i have no choice but to make a spreadsheet about it 210