Reposted by Jacob PattonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i’m at the anti-ICE protest i’m at the anti-war with iran protest i’m at the combination anti-ICE anti-war with iran protest 814905645
Reposted by Jacob PattonKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment. 852317498682
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 26/01/2026media.tenor.comtwo men are talking in front of a refrigerator and one of them is asking how is it a write-offAlt: two men are talking in front of a refrigerator and one of them is asking how is it a write-off 240
Reposted by Jacob PattonTom Bridge Out Ahead ⛔️🌉💥🪦 @tombridge.com · 26/01/2026If you're in line to demoralize an ICE agent, STAY IN LINE. 3411104
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Singing that like it’s the Cranberries’ song, and now my wife is leaving me 020
Reposted by Jacob PattonDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I see he’s moved on from the couch 13600102
Reposted by Jacob PattonRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Can I let you in on a little secret? Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity. It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich. 17451761501
Reposted by Jacob PattonKiran @kirancodes.me · 03/12/2025You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. 6472131
Reposted by Jacob Pattonmagpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 30/11/2025I heard there was a secret verse That David used to make AI worse But you don't really want to pub that, do ya 4937227
Reposted by Jacob Pattonmb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 30/11/2025hey, just a reminder: being trans is good. 16820
Reposted by Jacob PattonDr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 28/11/2025"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable Asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." ~George Washington to Francis Adrian van der Kemp, May 28, 1788. Image: Gilbert Stuart portrait of Washington, 1804. Public domain. 9530183
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This is exactly what I needed to hear today. Thank you profoundly 110
Reposted by Jacob PattonGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I don’t even have words for this. One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO. 141042285
Reposted by Jacob PattonElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak 355172625676
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I'm trying to get more news from magazines. So far that's The New Yorker, The Economist, and Wired. If Teen Vogue had a print subscription, I'd get that, too. 110
Reposted by Jacob PattonA List Apart “for people who make websites” 1997–? @alistapart.com · 05/08/2025@bsky.app has not yet verified @alistapart.com, we suppose because they’ve got bigger fish to fry first. We guess that at least some members of the Bluesky team learned their craft from us and trust that they’ll get around to verifying us sooner or later. Reshare if you care. 11913
Reposted by Jacob PattonJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 11/08/2025The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election. 426129923888
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 11/08/2025*both* a distraction attempt and an egregious act of fascist despotism 000
Reposted by Jacob PattonKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her 0153213870
Reposted by Jacob PattonACLU @aclu.org · 05/08/2025The VISIBLE Act would require federal agents to wear visible ID and ban their use of ski masks and other non-medical face coverings. Urge your members of Congress to support this critical bill at aclu.org/pass_visible. 6579168
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2025media.tenor.coma man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a vending machine that says ' coca cola ' on itALT: a man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a vending machine that says ' coca cola ' on it 020
Reposted by Jacob PattonKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 29/06/2025I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget 235139213278
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Oh, and your whole aesthetic is perfect, but that mortise and tenon raised counter is especially exquisite. 000
Jacob Patton @illologist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I first understood that as you having a new kitchen just for demi-glace reduction. Worth it, tbh. 100
Reposted by Jacob PattonKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/06/2025god damn he's cooking 377247763500
Reposted by Jacob PattonAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins 437405798569
Reposted by Jacob PattonGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 11/06/2025Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)" 2554791887
Reposted by Jacob PattonCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors. 113110812657
Reposted by Jacob PattonJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Worth bearing in mind that illegal entry is a misdemeanor and being unlawfully present in the country is not even a criminal offense, but a civil one. This is the equivalent of saying we need to torch the Constitution & send in the SWAT team to catch jaywalkers & people with overdue library books. 6649601669
Reposted by Jacob PattonAlyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems 1245101187
Reposted by Jacob PattonMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/06/2025This is the kind of thing that would happen if the Secretary of Defense was a neo-Nazi (the secretary of defense is a neo-Nazi). 8463107
Reposted by Jacob PattonKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025How much of a coward do you have to be - how uninformed and afraid do you have to be - to do this?washingtonpost.comHegseth moves to rename Navy ship honoring gay rights icon Harvey MilkThe directive could expand to include other military vessels named for prominent American civil rights figures, said people familiar with internal discussions. 1692739478
Reposted by Jacob PattonKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/06/2025If you burn down a forest, you don't miss out on lumber for just that season. You have to replant all the trees, nurture them, and wait for them to grow. The science and research budget cuts happening now are wanton, senseless arson. Recovery, if it ever happens, will take generations. 9079072510
Reposted by Jacob PattonMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The bill now before the Senate is going to have a severe impact on trans communities. What can you do about it? Well, you can make two phone calls. Will it work? It’ll work better than making no phone calls. And it’ll take you five minutes. 5calls.org/issue/transg...5calls.orgOppose Cuts to Gender-Affirming Healthcare in the "One Big Beautiful Bill" Act ⭑ 5 CallsOn May 22, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 1, the “One Big Beautiful Bill” Act. H.R. 1 contains provisions that endanger … 37734
Reposted by Jacob PattonHannah Ritchie @hannahritchie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025An important reminder that measles vaccines save millions of lives every year across the world. The measles vaccine is arguably the most life-saving vaccine in use. Our latest article from @scientificdiscovery.dev and @spoonerf.bsky.social: ourworldindata.org/measles-vacc... 172115597
Reposted by Jacob PattonAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 14/05/2025You can have your choice of cans But I could never love this brand Only Dolly gets to call a drink Jolene 6759
Reposted by Jacob PattonI may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 11/05/2025The most grotesque image imaginable is the President flying around on a gilded plane while his Republican allies take away our families Medicare. 302137393
Reposted by Jacob PattonBobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 11/05/2025in the gop tax plan, the top 0.1% gets more than all the households in the bottom half of america combined 30735299
Reposted by Jacob PattonDepravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · 10/05/2025"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm. 5465481947
Reposted by Jacob PattonKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works. 833254685598
