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Illest Blanche

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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Janet Ghoulcia @gameonysus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at the Pokémon Center because my favorite Pokémon is Shroomish.
The people from Mad Max looking up for water. A pair of shroomish earrings at the Pokémon center.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Dialogue box from Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku II featuring Vegeta saying "I'm not a big fan of the government!"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 12/09/2026
I forgot this would happen and jumpscared myself
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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SpookkiEXE @yukkiexe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you weren't backcompat i would kill you where you stand.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com!
Lake Ontario but it’s changed to “Lake I Hope It Happens Today”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thursday the 20th
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's gauche, but unlike certain other retro handhelds, at least it doesn't create war orphans
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Illest Blanche @illestblanche.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ost please!!
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Meow
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Panel 1: Shen is sitting at a table with a sketched out drawing of a tree on a grassy hill with a cloud behind it. He's surrounded with different colors of markers or crayons, and is sweating with a frustrated expression, holding a green one, and leaning his head on his fist. He says "What color should I make the TREE here? And the SKY?? Ugh, this is so hard."

Panel 2: Someone behind him puts a hand gently on his shoulder.

Panel 3: The person is revealed to be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure creator Hirohiko Araki, wearing a shirt and tie under a sweatshirt and smiling gently as light shines from behind and around his head like he's a saint. He says "Everything can be whatever color you want."

Panel 4: Shen is swiveling his head around to look at Araki and saying "You're SO right, Hirohiko Araki", but judging by the dark circles under his eyes, his jumbled pupils that look like messy spirals, and the fact that there is no hand on his shoulder, he might be hallucinating all of this.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do not buy the war crime n64.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this is a crazy thumbnail out of context
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
guys don't forget to do your dailies
some awful embarassing king of the hill ad on discord that lets you get orbs or whatever
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow takes place in 2035, so we have a little less than ten years to start dressing like this. I could see it.
Artwork of Soma Cruz, a character introduced in Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow. He is a young man wearing blue jeans, a black turtleneck, and a white duster coat with blue accents. He also has a brown leather belt at a jaunty angle, shoulder-length white hair, a large jewel on a necklace, and knee-high white leather boots. He's holding a sword in one hand and a bat in the other.Artwork of Julius Belmont, a character introduced in the same game. He is wearing a red flowy long sleeve shirt, a brown leather vest and brown knee-high boots, blue and black riding pants, and a light brown duster with black trim and lined with leopard-print fabric. He has long brown hair mostly tied back in a flowing ponytail. He's holding a leather whip.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remember when they tried to justify the hundreds of thousands of dead children through preventable diseases and starvation as a cost cutting measure?
War has cost 37.5 billion so far
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 04/07/2026
happy birthday america, here’s to you president gorge sears 🦅🇺🇸🫡
a doodle of Solidus Snake holding out his swords and jet booting across the american flag and a bald eagle “god bless america”
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They're making a $1000 console that won't even let you own games.
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Illest Blanche @illestblanche.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@gigaboots.com woa-oh-ohhh
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Illest Blanche @illestblanche.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's rough out here Shen
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wooby @ruby.gay · 19/06/2026
Palworld figured it out? Palworld?
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🎃𝕄𝔸𝔻 𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🦇 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
D R I P C H I C K E N
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Skeleton in a Human Suit @ladambell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love this stupid joke and if no one stops me I'll run it into the ground
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Gravity Circuit - SEQUEL ANNOUNCED! @gravitycircuit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
To go along with the sequel announcement, for a limited time, the first game is free to grab on Steam! 🎮 ✨That's FREE as in F-R-E-E, no strings attached!✨ Claim the game while the offer is available, and keep it forever! Find the Steam page here: store.steampowered.com/app/858710/G...
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Sarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
9yo made his name on one of his Pokémon games 'autistic' just for this moment 🤣
Screen from a Nintendo Switch with a character saying 'Would you happen to be autistic?' He's fixed it so the two options to select from say 'That's me!' or 'How'd you guess?'
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 22/05/2026
thanks doc
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 19/05/2026
Denvis
a guy named Denvis on Family Feud wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie. he got 157 points in his fast money round.
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026
me when im dr gero
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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Twitter screenshot by s (@big_sam_atari") quoting a tweet by "non aesthetic things" that shows pictures of Pope Leo XIV wearing nikes. comment by s: "Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 04/05/2026
Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Blanka, except his hair is made of nacho fries.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dee Jay has been acting really different since he got that new haircut.
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Mike Smith - Voice Actor @kinglowtier.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
Alex Jones posting Tim's fake mugshot.
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 22/04/2026
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