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My name is T-Bone the Disco Spider. Doctor of Dissonance

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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also happy Victory Tuesday
Darren Rovell's infamous content tweet, edited for a Saints loss
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/10/2026
When I say the Saints should be eradicated forever it's actually a loving sentiment toward the great people of New Orleans. Such a lovely city shouldn't be held responsible for this franchise
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
9 is very difficult. If we’re being honest MBDTF probably warrants inclusion but we’re leaving that one out for obvious reasons
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MIRACLE IN MOSCOW
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Big 5
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Georgia runs a wildcat direct snap against Oklahoma
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I might be more beside myself with the Cooper Rush thing than any other Falcons quarterback malfeasance in my lifetime
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Filed under feature; not bug
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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College Football's Split Zone Duo @splitzoneduo.com · 16/09/2026
The Good Good ad that showed violence against a woman is directly related to Arch Manning laughing at that AI slop
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Good Good opinion from college footballs most Good Good quarterback
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get this man off an NFL roster
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We used to make things in this country
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not gonna do the “as a father of a daughter” thing for obvious reasons (gross), but this hits especially hard who hopes to share the game with a little one in this way some day.
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ball don’t lie
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=orfu...
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Dolly Parton - Mule Skinner Blues (Blue Yodel No. 8) (Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy smokes, what a throw from Ronald Acuña Jr.
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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Disney owns the Muppets. Disney owns ESPN. Why are we being deprived of Muppets College Game Day on Saturday mornings?
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.
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Dayn Perry @daynperry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This sound.
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sick!
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Always read KVV
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you can view *anything* through a lens that isn’t politics, it’s trivially easily to see why so many people love the World Cup specifically and soccer more generally. And why they won’t let that fucking guy and that other fucking guy ruin it for them.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
my hot take is that this is the actual america 250. just a ton of different people coming together, showing people what makes America weird and fun. people being welcoming. and yeah there’s some bullshit too, which is also very true to America! but the good and community far outweighs it rn.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We’re gonna win
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Prof. Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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In the United States, Every World Cup Team Is a Home Team (Gift Article)
At block parties, backyards and beer halls, an expanded tournament gave immigrant diasporas large and small the chance to revel in support of their home countries.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/07/2026
Thierry Henry: "The story is, was, and always will be Cabo Verde. When you believe that you can, that's what can happen."
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The tricky thing about both the new football and baseball stadiums in Atlanta is that I agree with most of the conceptual arguments against building them but you kinda gotta hand it to em re: the facilities themselves, which are really good places to watch a game
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Uncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Play for Germany
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Subscribe to FanGraphs, dorks
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Kevin Van Valkenburg @kvanvalkenburg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We are having some fun over on the @friedegggolf.bsky.social Live Blog this week. Come join us! live.thefriedegg.com
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I feel like that type of hospitality is real pride and patriotism, instead of this insecure fake tough bullshit you see most of the time
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Damn. That was fun. What the hell?
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BALOGUN OTRA VEZ
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think we could liven up the ceremonial first pitch by sending the best hitter out to try to crush it
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
KVV pretty much nails the post-2021 PGA Championship Phil on the head here. One of the coolest stories that year in golf (and sports writ large), and he’s done nothing but consistently steer the ship into the iceberg over and over again ever since. Because he just can’t help himself.
He has shown you who he is for quite some time.

Over the last five years, Mickelson has squandered more goodwill than any athlete since O.J. Simpson. He has taken his reputation as a charming, swashbuckling, endearing daredevil and traded it in for something much more sinister — a 55-year-old man who is clearly scared to grow old, who spends most of his days complaining online, raging against the inevitable realization that there are not many paydays and not many ovations left to comfort him as he drifts through the autumn of his life. The league he helped found, LIV Golf, has failed. The league that made him famous, the PGA Tour, wants nothing to do with him. He is soon to be a man adrift in more ways than one.
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As always, Amanda cooked here
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Steven @ilkayfundogan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Legitimately made me gasp
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hate the Chicago Bears probably more than I hate many state-recognized terror cells and I still think this absolute sacrilege that cannot happen under any circumstances
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
craaapp
photo of tv showing upcoming mlb schedule, including rockies, a’s and phillies
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