Reposted by mattThe Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732522
Reposted by mattdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 268361107
Reposted by mattCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third. 1022300434
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026happy to be a paid subscriber to @404media.co. they are creative, they hustle, and their reporting makes an impact. also shoutouts to @marisakabas.bsky.social and @propublica.org. subscribe to pubs like these or to local papers 000
Reposted by mattrat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026oh god oh fuck 17469052721
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026there's an employee at my regular local bakery who clearly knows who i am but he consistently misremembers my name as brian lol 010
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i am in canada roaming on a canadian cell network. each time i switch to another app and back they make me prove it again. 000
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026my sister is very smart and articulate. when i talk to her about politics or current events i am reminded how much of my worldview is intuitive or derived from principles and i come away wanting to flesh it out (or challenge it) by building atop concrete observations 120
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"neighbors" part of the ring app literally panicking about "gunshots" and saying the neighborhood "sounds like a warzone" on july 4 000
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026before em dashes were a tell for AI i always thought they were a tell for try-hards and mac users. just use a hyphen 110
Reposted by mattmatt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026AI is telling me that 32GB RAM is $40 and a 1TB NVMe SSD is $50. it's twisting the knife 011
Reposted by mattCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN” 37167331307
Reposted by mattSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026They used to call it Himhe‘s Chocolate but they changed it because of woke 526721
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is a tangent and not an example of the quoted post, but when "total eclipse of the heart" was requested at my sister's wedding reception (i think it was an inside joke?) the DJ felt he had to clarify on mic that it was a request lol 110
Reposted by mattBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent 233192993002
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026biden still owes us all $600 of the $2000 pandemic checks 010
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026happy lagwagon day everybody www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihff...youtube.comMay 16th - LagwagonYouTube video by SpenceIsAChef 110
Reposted by mattPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a... 58482642264
Reposted by mattandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/05/20269pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes 201902345
Reposted by mattAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 14/05/2026It turns out my local Carl's Jr has implemented their doordash menu such that you can order a biscuit and gravy, hold the biscuit, hold the gravy. I have questions 31659100
Reposted by mattthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The story feels tailor-made for Bluesky 291816264
Reposted by matt😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio 9292126
Reposted by mattKati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026According to @bsky.app , transphobes are "protected groups" 7454791733
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026gamechanger board game www.kickstarter.com/projects/dro...kickstarter.comGame Changer: Home EditionAn unpredictable party game where the rules change every round. Coming soon to your home. 000
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 30/04/2026just watched my gf slam an entire book front to back in one sitting 120
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this indie bookstore put all the books about adhd with all the books about computers 010
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026dog in a "service dog in training" vest on the train is very cute but the trainer does not know how to train a service dog lol 240
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026neat, apparently something i wrote was part of how rust shipped in the linux kernel for a little while 000
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026little girl at this hockey game had a sign that said "mess with the honk, get the bonk" 000
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026a recruiter just told me somebody used my information to fraudulently apply for a job and they claimed to be me in an actual call with the recruiter. what a curious scam 420
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026i am acutely aware of timezones and avoid sending anyone late notifications in every aspect of my life. no exceptions 110
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026a few months ago a company scheduled an interview with me only to join 10m late and say they've edited the job description to add a mandatory on-site one day per week policy lol the role is still open so i'm tempted to be a lil shit and email "willing to reconsider that single in-office day? :^)" 120
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i wonder if employees at my VPS provider have a betting pool for when my VPS with more than a half decade of continuous uptime will finally go down 010
Reposted by mattHex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉 39156147885
Reposted by mattpig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad 10053281875
Reposted by mattDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving 201225349
Reposted by mattSpooky Spyke 🐉 Vtuber @roguespyke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet. BlueSky user: It makes me angry Therapist: I meant like a joke BlueSky user: I'm even angrier 01141163
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026on the one hand the job market is not great. on the other hand companies are apparently so desperate that they email my dad to get to me??? 010
matt @ilikebadmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026my rideshare total was $14.92. you all know the rhyme 110
Reposted by mattshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/03/2026negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up 443707986
Reposted by mattMeghan Bartels @meghanbartels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It's me, sitting on my couch doing my little crosswords and communing with lock-picking trash pandas everywhere 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...scientificamerican.comRaccoons will solve puzzles just for funRaccoons might want to break into your trash can even without delicious leftovers inside 327880
