😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026got hit and run by this car yesterday in ridgewood (fairview and gates) if anyone wants to help 15626
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i'm reading a book on flower arrangements and i can't help but notice that the principles of it are the same as gunpla posing. im looking at this arrangement and all i can see is rx-78-2 vs char's zaku ii 18929
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026finally seeing some henry darger works in person. seeing the physical notebooks in person hit me with the weight of his life 1303
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026language is such a crazy fluid tool and most of us are just writing normal declarative sentences 2111
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i am going to get the synoptic gospels diagram embroidered on a shirt 090
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026a generation of people is probably going to remember AI art aesthetics the same way people think about clipart now: the stuff that reminds you of school assignments and events 1162
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio 9292126
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026wait some of you actually followed me here from the twitter animal crossing post 070
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026thug: who's this clown? pagliacci: okay so nobody at all recognizes me 040
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026imagine hearing about the yukio mishima failed coup thing live? "wait, mishima? like... the closeted playwright? no it's gotta be someone with the same name" 140
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i just spoke to a time traveler and he said the butterfly effect actually isnt that big of a deal. that's something only people outside of the industry bring up 0111
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026right now there's a cruise ship at the mouth of the strait of hormuz with a captain that's like "let's go for it" and the passengers can't do anything 040
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026being avoidant is fine, it's like wearing a rubber because a woman's equivalent of nutting inside you is getting to know you really well 051
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026yo i managed to get gc animal crossing to compile natively and run on android 2242
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026logging on here and seeing which of my twitter regulars also post on here regularly is what i imagine it used to be like to go to a prohibition speakeasy or stonewall and see your coworker 5220
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 31/10/2025oh so if i wanna look like my home is friendly to the neighborhood kids and that im amenable to offering them candy and snacks, i have to put a skeleton on my doorstep? america is one weird place 1110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 25/06/2025zohran failing to launch his music career had far reaching political ramifications. reminds me of another important figure in history who stumbled in his artistic aspirations... 2171
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 29/04/2025"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender Wayang," i holler as i overturn my uncle's gambang and turn Tumpek Wayang into Tumpek Kotoran. 060
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 08/03/2025it's a little crazy to me that because spotify uses ogg vorbis, everyone is listening to music encoded in vorbis 1330
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025all the halftime show posts are like "what... when did rap become so popular...?" 0150
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025bluesky should invite kanye over like how china let him do a tour after he got cancelled 010
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025the ventilation in this room is so bad every morning i open the window and i relive my own version of flowers for algernon 4360
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Ou...youtube.comRozzer's Dog - World War 303YouTube video by firework 303 030
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 18/01/2025if you like groovy downtempo stuff: somafm.com/gsclassic/somafm.comGroove Salad Classic from SomaFMThe classic (early 2000s) version of a nicely chilled plate of ambient/downtempo beats and grooves. 030
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025hey i wanna keep using this site but it turns out with the rise of popularity of xhs in the US i guess americans actually do not want a decentralized data conscious social network and want the exact opposite lol 4302
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 03/01/2025youtube.com/watch?v=cVv6JzbzNPQyoutube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 010
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i wish bluesky would let me upload an audio clip that's 5 minutes long instead of a video with a still image that's 1 minute long 1140
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 28/12/2024americans visiting japan: we went to tokyo, loved akihabara, shibuya, etc then we stayed at a ryokan outside the city japanese people visiting america: look at this photo of me shooting elk with these strangers i met at the gas station. here's me eating barbeque in a trailer park 0434
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 10/12/2024www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LYp...youtube.comAbacus - Taxi Blues [Guidance, 1997]YouTube video by DeepDown 130
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 07/12/2024deterministicfiniteautomata.bandcamp.com/album/micros...deterministicfiniteautomata.bandcamp.commicrostructural characterization, by deterministic finite automata3 track album 030
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024did you know that on vintage macbooks the apple logo would literally light up? they were doing something really clever and letting the display backlight bleed through 3230