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Mathias R. Jessen

@iisresetme.bsky.social
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Frequent victim of nerdsniping. Show me your code 😏

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're trying to "solve art" you're either incredibly stupid or incredibly evil. Art isn't a problem, it's a solution
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My verdict after spending a week in the European Union's newest associate member country 🇪🇺/🇨🇦: Good on us, I look forward to "side of gravy" taking it's rightful place as a staple menu item wherever fried potatoes are served 🤤👍
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TL;DR: they're grifting idiots desperate to hold on to the people funding their pipe dreams
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Extremely accurate 😬
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 21/09/2026
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't believe they released KissingerGPT before GTA VI
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Again, every single article about the “Greenland deal” that does not lead with this is journalistic malpractice & borderline misinformation. It was not a spat or a dispute or a fight. It was an illegal treaty violation.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
- status quo - status quo - status quo - status quo - status quo
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's been a decade, but: shout out to the guy who reported me to HR for posting this infomercial in the intranet emergency response channel!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Analysts at Santander be like
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The municipality of the medieval town I grew up in had to remove decorative iron chains connecting the bollards lining parts of the main shopping street after physical altercations between two neighboring pizzarias got out of hand 2 summers in a row
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As with most of these things the harm on the environment of experts, on communities, is elided and waved away as an inevitability by enthusiasts. But the work is often sloppy no matter the model because the people using them lack institutional knowledge or context and don’t care for community.
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Leonard Skeonard @mike.reuben.games · 14/09/2026
Peasant: “We should improve society somewhat.”

Sickos coming out of well: “Yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you optimize a model to find exploits, you should expect it to find them—and prepare for that. OpenAI didn't. They built a model, removed the safeguards, gave it the ExploitGym task, let it run, and didn't even monitor it. That's human decision-making. mail.cyberneticforests.com/models-dont-...
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Models Don't Go Rogue
Stochastic Flocks & Cybersecurity 'Pandemonium' 💡This essay was drafted from my appearance on Mél Hogan's podcast, The Data Fix, discussing the OpenAI / Hugging Face hack. Embedded below or find it o...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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nohwnd @jakubjares.com · 09/09/2026
Call for Speakers for PSConfEU MiniCon 2026 is open on Sessionize and I've just submitted a session about Pester 6. This is great opportunity to speak publicly, go check it out! #pspester #powershell sessionize.com/psconfeu-min...
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PSConfEU MiniCon 2026: Call for Speakers
Welcome to PSConfEU MiniCon 2026's Call for Speakers!PSConfEU MiniCon is a free online event that brings together members of the PowerShell community ...
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Stefan "Stefan Blomme" Blomme @blommeregner.dk · 08/09/2026
En stram udlændingepolitik er en hvor man siger "det gør ondt, fordi de er mennekser, men vi er nødt til at begrænse indvandringen". En racistisk udlændingepolitik er en hvor man siger "det skal være så ubehageligt som muligt at være indvandrer i Danmark - især hvis man er muslim".
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Selvfølgeligt, Politiet slår ikke på deres kolleger
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Jen Klasing, aka Questifer @questifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Didn't like an indie game I picked up. It was 8 dollars. I am not going to refund it and I'm not going to leave a negative review. They worked hard to make the thing and I bought it and don't regret giving it a shot. Maybe the next thing they make will be more to my tastes. :)
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1Password does not endorse hateful, dehumanizing, or exclusionary views... they just reward them financially
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Human trafficking, plain and simple
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This thread hurts my heart to read. I have known three children who transitioned in my life, all who suffered profoundly until they were made free to live as they knew themselves to be. Once you have seen the difference it makes to be supported in that, you will never forgive those who strip it away
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godzilla minus ren @rotblossom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yall gotta stop abbrieviating rocky horror to RHPS i keep thinking it's Rony Hawk's Pro Skater
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was universally loved because she was a rich person who knew what it was like to be poor, stayed down to earth, and spent her life giving back to others who were less fortunate. The oligarchs who don’t understand why everyone hates them probably won’t learn from this. But they should
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI makes children better at doing their homework but 20% stupider so it's impossible to say whether it's good or not
Using 30 months of panel data on 26,811 Chinese students in grades 7-12, we study how generative AI affects homework productivity and learning. The data combine monthly closed-book exams, high-school and college entrance exams, and homework scores and completion time across nine subjects. We exploit staggered AI adoption in a difference-in-differences design. AI adoption raises homework scores by 18% and reduces completion time by 30%, but lowers monthly exam scores by 20% within six months. High-stakes entrance-exam scores fall by 18 and 24%, with the full penalty emerging only after about two years. The losses are largest in social science subjects, followed by STEM and languages, and are especially large for junior students, high-achieving students, and boys. The learning losses are concentrated among roughly 80% of AI users whose behavior is consistent with homework outsourcing, as indicated by exceptionally short homework completion time coupled with high homework scores. AI users who maintain similar homework completion time as non-AI users experience small learning losses.
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Björn Sundling @bjompen.com · 11/08/2026
This session from #PSConfEU is, by far, my favorite one ever done... Learnt a lot, laughed a lot, and... Got a full 5.0 score on the feedback form. I may have peaked now 😁
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Mike's Hard Lemonade." "Mike's Hot Honey." keep Mike away from food. he's an absolute menace
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nothing sounds great
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my reaction to fully three-quarters of "new AI features" is "jesus christ, why?" sometimes that's "why" as in "this is dumb who would want this" and some times it's "why" as in "this is dumb and will lead to bad things" and sometimes it's both:
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Ghost of ianVG @ianvg.com · 31/07/2026
ADHD is when every input is a process interrupt
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 29/07/2026
How I feel about these online age verification laws
“For the Better, Right?," also known as the Anakin and Padme 4-Panel and Clueless Padme, is an exploitable image macro format based on screenshots from the 2002 film Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones. The meme format is arranged in a common four-panel layout, with the setup, response and punchline in the following panels. Differing from other four-panel memes, the punchline and setup are combined in the first panel, with the other panels being auxiliary.

Top left panel has Anakin saying “Minors are online too much.” 

Top right panel has Padme smiling and saying, “So you're going to provide offline third places and activities for minors, right?”

Bottom left panel has Anakin looking on knowingly

Bottom right panel has Padme staring seriously and soberly with the caption, “You’re going to provide offline third places and activities for minors, right?”
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 05/07/2023
who knew the guy who invented rails would have other bad ideas
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William @wgood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the singularity they're talking about is the point at which all the money can no longer escape the pull of the financial gravitational well
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We should be worried that this doofus can still raise funding
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remember the visual file system navigator from Jurassic Park? I've encountered fsn clones in at least a handful of network management products over the course of my career, and it always feels like I'm back in 1994 (not a compliment)
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i would rather die than talk to computer out loud
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026
You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
StackOverflow took up ~10-15% of my time awake for the better part of a decade. Now I spend a lot more time playing video games. That's not a bad thing in and of itself, but it's had a detrimental effect on my ability to _write_, and I'm struggling to find another outlet for that 😒
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 24/07/2026
I know some people are working really hard to take humans out of the software development loop, but I hope that day never comes.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When trans folks point out the cowardice of institutions complying with anti-trans bigotry, we're often hit with "but what do you expect them to do?" Well, this. Say "no." Refuse. Defy. Grow a goddamn spine.
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Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[waits for the in-flight infotainment release]
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