Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mere komedie end drama men virkeligt underholdende 110
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lavash bagt samme dag, en yoghurt/creme fraiche baseret hvidløgsdressing, strimlet rødløg med lidt sumac og persille, og så noget knasende (syltet spidskål eller fintskåret iceberg), måske lidt sambal. Simpelt, elegant, åreforkalkende ❤️ 120
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenMeredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me? With my claws and teeth I will will defend art and artists as essential to any version of a beautiful livable world. a-rabbitsfoot.com/editorial/co...a-rabbitsfoot.com"They try to kill the poets": Meredith Whittaker on art in the age of AI - A Rabbit's FootChiara Towne in conversation with Meredith Whittaker is president of the Signal Foundation. 1753079
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comClint Eastwood CryingALT: Clint Eastwood Crying 010
Reposted by Mathias R. Jessenjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you're trying to "solve art" you're either incredibly stupid or incredibly evil. Art isn't a problem, it's a solution 6509113
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Det er stort set ligegyldigt hvilken type dej du laver - tricket er blot at bage på en overflade der er _ekstremt_ varm. Forvarm et bagestål eller en gammel bradepande på en bagesten nederst i ovnen i mindst 45 minutter så er du næsten i mål allerede 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My verdict after spending a week in the European Union's newest associate member country 🇪🇺/🇨🇦: Good on us, I look forward to "side of gravy" taking it's rightful place as a staple menu item wherever fried potatoes are served 🤤👍 040
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026TL;DR: they're grifting idiots desperate to hold on to the people funding their pipe dreams 010
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026100%, det kværner min hjerne at jeg: 1) var afhængig af min bank 2) hjalp min bank med at overophede markedet No fucking winning unless you're a banker 🫠 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Samme i Holland. Vi finansierede >3 mio. af vores nuværende hus alene på overskud fra salg af lejligheder vi havde købt og solgt i Amsterdam henover de sidste 10 år 🫣 Er glad for at det artede sig som det gjorde, men har virkeligt blandede følelser omkring det 130
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026En civilisatorisk sejr ville være at Jes fyldte mindre i debatten 000
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jeg er på ferie i Canada og kan bekræfte at (god) poutine er afhængighedsskabende 🤤 000
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 21/09/2026Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it. 0176
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can't believe they released KissingerGPT before GTA VI 031
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Again, every single article about the “Greenland deal” that does not lead with this is journalistic malpractice & borderline misinformation. It was not a spat or a dispute or a fight. It was an illegal treaty violation. 631689
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026- status quo - status quo - status quo - status quo - status quo 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gotta stay on your toes, kids are ruthless these days 😂 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's been a decade, but: shout out to the guy who reported me to HR for posting this infomercial in the intranet emergency response channel! 1182
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138783685
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Analysts at Santander be likestatic.klipy.comFuck MeALT: Fuck Me 110
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not that I know of. This was 20 years ago. The OG place changed hands before the pandemic, so it might have imploded on its own 🤷 010
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They'd all correct lunch deal pricing over night in synchronized steps of DKK5, always on a Wednesday - we noticed that the OG would spontaneously stop by for "a cup of tea" at all his competitors every other Tuesday. The döner guy with the windows trier selling wraps DKK10 below the agreed price 🙃 210
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I guess this makes my hometown a real pizza town? 😅 130
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Town of 6k inhabitants, 8 pizzerias at the time, all participating in a price fixing cartel coordinated by the owner of the "original" pizzeria in town. Documented it as part of my 10th grade media studies class, after the owner of an unaffiliated döner shop had his windows smashed in. 140
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The municipality of the medieval town I grew up in had to remove decorative iron chains connecting the bollards lining parts of the main shopping street after physical altercations between two neighboring pizzarias got out of hand 2 summers in a row 1177
Reposted by Mathias R. Jessen👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated. 162161360
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As with most of these things the harm on the environment of experts, on communities, is elided and waved away as an inevitability by enthusiasts. But the work is often sloppy no matter the model because the people using them lack institutional knowledge or context and don’t care for community. 247451
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You might wanna prepare yourself for a solo acoustic set 😂 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Det er noget af det sjoveste jeg har oplevet i år 020
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Knud Foldschack Knud Foldschack II Knud Foldschack... II½? 030
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"You're somebody now" yeah, I'd sooner throw myself naked into a garbage container filled with discarded needles than tie my self-worth to a distro cult led by dhh 121
Reposted by Mathias R. Jessenevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you optimize a model to find exploits, you should expect it to find them—and prepare for that. OpenAI didn't. They built a model, removed the safeguards, gave it the ExploitGym task, let it run, and didn't even monitor it. That's human decision-making. mail.cyberneticforests.com/models-dont-...mail.cyberneticforests.comModels Don't Go RogueStochastic Flocks & Cybersecurity 'Pandemonium' 💡This essay was drafted from my appearance on Mél Hogan's podcast, The Data Fix, discussing the OpenAI / Hugging Face hack. Embedded below or find it o... 8287111
Reposted by Mathias R. Jessenjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap 9678943171
Reposted by Mathias R. Jessennohwnd @jakubjares.com · 09/09/2026Call for Speakers for PSConfEU MiniCon 2026 is open on Sessionize and I've just submitted a session about Pester 6. This is great opportunity to speak publicly, go check it out! #pspester #powershell sessionize.com/psconfeu-min...sessionize.comPSConfEU MiniCon 2026: Call for SpeakersWelcome to PSConfEU MiniCon 2026's Call for Speakers!PSConfEU MiniCon is a free online event that brings together members of the PowerShell community ... 053
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Lys 10A" lyder som et godt bud på den relevante gruppe. Hvis du flipper kontakten og alt loftslys udenfor køkkenet går ud er det nok den rigtige - men brug en polsøger eller et multimeter til at tjekke for en sikkerheds skyld inden du går igang 🙃 100
Reposted by Mathias R. JessenStefan "Stefan Blomme" Blomme @blommeregner.dk · 08/09/2026En stram udlændingepolitik er en hvor man siger "det gør ondt, fordi de er mennekser, men vi er nødt til at begrænse indvandringen". En racistisk udlændingepolitik er en hvor man siger "det skal være så ubehageligt som muligt at være indvandrer i Danmark - især hvis man er muslim". 2354
Mathias R. Jessen @iisresetme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Beder, krondyr, citrontærte, og en taxa med sæder der kan lægges ned til at tage mig hjem 021
