Reposted by IfyousaysoAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“i spend at least four minutes a day thinking about other people’s junk,” i sigh wistfully as i drive past another garage sale sign 211031
Reposted by IfyousaysoDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.” 1670781752
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My son's 2nd grade teacher trained search & rescue dogs and asked all her students' "tooth fairies" to pass along baby teeth because they are the only "dead" human parts one can legally own and they used them to train the dogs to find deceased people. Maybe science-y kid would like that reason? 0160
Reposted by IfyousaysoMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Newspapers really were a miraculous thing. People would wake up in the morning and find a short book on their doorstep that told them what was happening in the world. We have a rectangle that does something similar, but it's cursed. Newspapers weren't cursed. You could wrap fish and chips in them. 1936864
Reposted by Ifyousaysokim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it. 272452658
Reposted by IfyousaysoNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder 5438181
Reposted by IfyousaysoDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026One way of thinking about HR1 is that in exchange for a tax cut that most benefits the wealthy, the much larger number of people who rely safety net benefits *and* our state governments are going to lose resources because of administrative burdens 312547
Reposted by IfyousaysoLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/05/2026(✘ д ✘)codepen.io(◉﹏◉)squiggly... 108512
Reposted by IfyousaysoPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The biggest misunderstanding about HR1 (big beautiful bill) is that it was about work requirements or error or fraud. The point was to make it impossible for eligible people to access benefits by requiring them to navigate an endless array of impossible bureaucratic obstacles. 325772
Reposted by IfyousaysoShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026wife: I need you to not get obsessed with this sprinkler project like you do with things me: rot why would I get obsessed do you think watering the plants is a passion for me lol *3 days later* wife: what are you doing me: researching the history of irrigation WHAT I CAN'T HAVE HOBBIES NOW HUH 47156893
Reposted by Ifyousaysoshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127074090
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Who even wants to sleep with somebody who laughs at their rock collection? 020
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I think you may have to move. Just abandon everything and start over. 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 07/04/2026For sure, glad it was helpful. 😊 I actually settled at a lower glp maintenance dose even though I could go higher - the last glp increase I tried wiped out the effects of my Vyvanse almost entirely, so I stepped back down to where they could each do their thing. 030
Reposted by IfyousaysoLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Someone asked for an app to point your camera at a color and find matches. Cool. Here. BUT ALSO: I'm colorblind and never thought to make this for myself! Save colors ("new paint," "mom's fave"), get colorblind-friendly complements, simulate what you see vs. what others see. Legit using this daily.whatcoloristhat.oneWhat Color Is That?No seriously, what color is that? I genuinely cannot tell. Aim your camera at a color — get its name, details, matches, plus colorblind palettes and simulation. Save colors with personal labels. 38653266
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Same. They say it quiets the "food noise" - but for me it quiets *all* the noise. It makes the Vyvanse I've been on for over a decade less effective (because it slows digestion and the time release on Vyvanse depends on digestion), but the helpful effects of the glp more than make up for that. 240
Reposted by IfyousaysoMelinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 02/04/2026This one rendered me incoherent for a solid ten minutes 0273
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Um if your dryer is taking 90 minutes to dry towels (or any laundry, really), either it is not working correctly or it's being over-loaded, sorry to say 020
Reposted by IfyousaysoAlice Soper @alicesoapbox.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I have never paid more than $4000 for a car. I’ve just not been able to. I am aware of all the benefits that come from spending more up front. I have just never been able to afford that outlay. I am not unusual in this. EVs are a great concept but just a theory for many of us. 1371308134
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ironically though probably the only way to be 100% sure about it 020
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Flowers in the Attic, when I was like 10 or 11. My mom was a very conservative Christian but also a reading teacher who genuinely believed that everyone should get to read whatever interests them. Honestly I kinda wish she would have taken it away, that shit messed with my head. 1110
Reposted by IfyousaysoMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/03/2026"Do you have any idea what the margins are on any of this stuff you buy? How Manny and Kumal managed to make ends meet is beyond me, but I can tell you right now they sure as shit couldn’t afford an immigration lawyer."buff.lyI’m a Bodega Cat, and I Guess I’m in Charge Now?Dear Customers: Some humans (I think? Hard to tell) in masks and vests showed up this morning and took Manny and Kumal away. As you may have notice... 112024
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I expect I'll like pictures of cats in boxes even more at 100 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Which celebrity death hurt you the most?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie making a faceAlt: Chris Farley in a suit and tie nodding his head 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Depends - *at least* one 12-ounce can every day or *only* one 12-ounce can per day? 000
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Incidentally, my mom had dysphagia (I didn't know it was called that until the article you posted though - but she had trouble swallowing for years) and she found that drinking hot water (not tea, not coffee, just hot water) helped with it a lot. That's even what she would drink with meals. 040
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Any chance you started a new med recently? I have lots of food aversions just naturally but some medications they've tried to put me on make it more intense and/or expand to like, all foods. (Obs, no need to actually answer this question, just sharing my experience just in case it resonates) 130
Reposted by IfyousaysoIngrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Sure why not buddy. 238201659
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The only thing I disagree with here is that this is a hot take - just seems like good sense to me. 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 12/02/2026For me it's the toilet *seat* part. I hope he at least means the toilet seat *cover* not the actual part you sit on to use the toilet - although any toilet with a seat flip-down cover also has a tank on the back with a nice, flat, waist-high surface on top that would make way more sense to use. 000
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I used to take my son there when he was a baby - or I guess it was more like I took me there when he was a baby and I needed a break because I could put him in a backpack carrier and walk around until he'd fall asleep lol 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Don't worry I cancelled him out by not tuning in to the super bowl *until* time for the halftime show, then switching it off right after the performance 140
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Yeah sometimes it's just that one or more of the bulbs randomly lost its connection to the wifi router (once it was just that the app that controls them had updated T&Cs that I had to go in and agree to) so it's not a for sure sign the wifi is out completely - but you make a good point 010
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Could be the neighbors have smart bulbs in their outdoor lights and their wifi went out. Mine flash when that happens. They don't stop until either the wifi comes back on or we switch the power off to them at the wall switch. 2392
Reposted by Ifyousaysothe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 08/02/2026man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you 112101291624
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 05/02/2026At least negotiations would have to involve conversations about the specific factors mentioned and potentially force the administration to show their hand at least a little. My bet is that CPB will prioritize protecting their tracking/database building objectives; making them say it would be telling 100
Ifyousayso @ifyousayso.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Sorry to burst your bubble but you'd need at least three times that much just to get anything resembling a "towering complex" of housing built, then you'd need to figure out how to come up with probably $5M-$10M a year for upkeep and operations if you want to keep rents remotely affordable. 120
