Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 2hShame we didn't get to see Claire Hutton play today. 000
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyDaniel Sperry @danielsperrykc.bsky.social · 3hRouse isn't going to win rookie of the year, but she's been the best rookie defender in the NWSL this year. Would love to see her get a look in a U-23 camp soon. 0122
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the MLS season was a month longer Andre Luiz would win the golden boot. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fucking stupid pointless international football friendlies. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Arsenal women's team is maddening. You should be so much better than this! 010
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This SKC game has 3-6 written all over it. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who cares if the Current are in 3rd or 10th. This team with this coach is never winning a playoff game. 001
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026City (and Chelsea before them) have been openly and aggressively cheating for 20+ years. If you think they will face any real consequences you are beyond naive. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Longs are so bonkers as owners. They have one of the world's premier club teams at their fingertips and have actively chosen to just be ambivalent at best and incompetent at worst. Like they could just have indefinite free money if they had 2 braincells to rub together. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Current's press is actually pretty good, it's just they often fail to do anything with it before shitting the bed defensively. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wasn't NYCFC supposed to have a real stadium like 10 years ago? 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Like where tf did this even come from? I blame Chris Armas somehow. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How many unbooked dives do you think Son does tonight? My money is on 8+ 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lol eat shit Sunderland and ref who also thinks he plays for Sunderland 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you are going to be a corrupt official you think you'd at least try to be subtle. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hopkins really beefed that one. 001
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Chawinga and Bethune, ships passing in the night. 000
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyAmy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 09/09/202626 shots yada yada. Meanwhile 12 teams played in the Champions League today. Only one clean sheet ;) 928917
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Mutually." Wtf is going on with the Current? 000
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyYankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 06/09/2026I fucking love Kai Havertz and I love how much he hates Chelsea 537923
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Clear and obvious" and you can't even see any contact. Classic PRO. 000
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyDaniel Sperry @danielsperrykc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Now, not reviewing the penalty shout in the first half is gonna look bad, even worse if this comes back as a penalty. #SportingKC has been hard done by a couple of times by PRO reviews. 271
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every time Sporting KC scores a goal these days my first thought is how embarrassing that must be for the other team. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It feels horrible to say but when was the last time Debinha was good? 2024? If that? 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thank fucking CHRIST for Croix Bethune. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How the Current continually do fuck all after taking a lead is strictly down to coaching. Armas is a fucking useless piece of shit. He does nothing. He doesn't know how to coach, he doesn't know how to lead, and he doesn't know how to manage. We should be one of the Premier clubs in women's soccer. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Chawinga or bust strategy is bad but it is especially bad when said Chawinga doesn't play 80% of the season. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Jordan is good for one goal delivering spill per game. I feel bad for her, she shouldn't be put in this position. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh my god Jordan is such a bad goalkeeper. Like really just not up to this level el at all. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me before that goal: "Have the Current ever scored from a set piece?" 010
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Croix Bethune is just so much fun to watch. That we haven't seen her with Chawinga much and it's already September is criminal. 010
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love it when they show Armas on the sideline messing with his tablet. Always looks like a toddler trying to find Bluey on YouTube. Can't say for sure that's not what's happening. 020
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Claire if you wanna just swap jerseys with someone in blue I promise we won't tell. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026SKC's "We'll get 'em next time just you wait" transfer strategy is getting pretty old. Kinda wonder if Luiz is regretting it already. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sounds like Chawinga is sick... sick of this bullshit. 000
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So cool that City can continue to just spend a billion dollars every single transfer window. Great competition you have there, Premier League. 010
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just let women run everything. The other way isn’t working. Let’s give the matriarchy a shot. www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne...usmagazine.comMelinda Gates Matches Olivia Rodrigo’s $10 Million Daisy Chain Festival Donation to 10 Repro NonprofitsMelinda French Gates joined Olivia Rodrigo at her inaugural Daisy Chain Fields music festival, doubling a $10 million pledge to nonprofits 18260251381
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Croix Bethune is this season's saving grace. 010
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sporting KC you are not an easy team to support. 020
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Declan Rice would easily cost over a billion in this market. 020
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Pretty glad we don't have to deal with the fallout of Vini losing his spot to Tzolis tbh. 020
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tzolis seems like quite the player so far. 010
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/08/2026If you have a Twitch account, even if you don't stream, this is well worth logging in and turning off. 2399246
Reposted by Blart of the Boreal ValleyDaily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 16/08/2026"Why a crackdown on set-pieces could leave Arsenal exposed as Mikel Arteta reveals Gunners are looking to adapt to new rules" writes the Mail. The only people who are going to get 'exposed' are the morons who believe the narrative about Arsenal's free kicks as Gabriel nods home even more. 2687
Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026KC - number 1 soccer market for the World Cup. Also KC - home to 2 dumbass soccer teams hamstrung by shit ass coaches. 000
