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A Game of Telephone (evil, sexual)

Garland mentions that Gates' spouse has a high paying job, so she can sit around all day making comics that only a bunch of queer people on the internet enjoy. This is because Garland is jealous.

Sassy and Arena start whispering insults for Gates to throw at Garland.

Threep is accessing her phone through nature's pocket (her cleavage) while Arena and Gates bicker with Garland. Sassy puts Arena in a corner by suggesting that Garland ask her out.

Garland proceeds to ask Arena out, and Arena says yes, because you should go out with cute trans boys.

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I'm really, really relieved that I didn't sexually imprint on this thing as a child.

My Pal 2, a horrible homunculus that desires basketball fun. More than likely the reason AI bros want to jerk off to computer created porn so much. Instead of a normal person, who looks at pictures that people willingly put up of themselves, or handcrafted pornographs.

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I dunno, that's a little wild and a little strange.

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I know that the reason we don't use "babe" the way we use dude is because it feels sexist, but the solution isn't to not use babe, but to instead sexualize dude.

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According to my research (watching Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey) the feminine form of dude is "babe." If you grew up with Good Burger, you may have a different opinion.

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I've been openly trans for nearly five years, and I have had so many conversations about the word "dude" and whether or not it's gendered. At least everyone agrees that "dudette" is improper. As if women have something preventing them from being properly radical.

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can't defend all the music I listened to when I was 13, but at least Fat Mike from NOFX is trans, so I have that going for me.

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This shit's always happening to me.

Some fire guy is mad at the kool-aid man.

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

thinking about this post again

tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cubs? Sox? The important thing is that they make the commute home on the red line worse.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 03/10/2026

I've been eating so many crackers lately. I fucking love crackers. *gets momentarily worried about bad faith readings of my posts* If I was a cannibal then I would eat people of all races at rates that are roughly proportional to the makeup of the local population. I wouldn't have a preference.

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Slashley Black 🔪🔪🔪 @darkside-ashley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

girls will say "i know a spot" and it looks like this

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"That's Penny," they say. "She looks like if Meg White was the Incredible Hulk."

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If I dress in monochrome apparently photos of me look like they're sepia toned.

A picture of me, looking inconspicuous, despite my ample bosom. The photograph, which has only been altered to increase contrast, looks like it's from old west times.

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Every issue of this magazine is 800 pages long and has no ads. It costs $3. The paper it's printed on is so thin and fragile that if one page gets wet the entire magazine is just gone.

A hypothetical cover for Shithead Magazine #100

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I could have been on the cover of Shithead Magazine #100, but they didn't have enough capital to begin publishing, so we're all left wanting.

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If you love getting mad about things, try going on Archive and looking at a bunch of random magazines, and realize that there would be something like 4000% more jobs for writers, illustrators, cartoonists, photographers and hot people who like to stand around aimlessly, if they still existed.

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Kurt Cobain, you would have a more pronounced hormone cycle, but would not experience menstruation in a traditional sense, the way you seem to want to. That said, you would be about 60, and there would still be time.

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I am sorry, L.Frank Baum. You would be over 100 years old, and transitioning would be a severe health risk to your frail elderly body. There is not still time.

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Lenyavok @lenyavok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Starting a podcast called "There Is Not Still Time," where I speculate about whether various historical figures were trans.

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drawpile dagger dog doodles

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd like to think of myself as the ruling class based on the science behind girls rule boys drool

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is what peak coolness looks like to this day.

The powerful and cool Meta Knight, from Kirby Superstar.

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a part in Twin Peaks where Cooper is surprised that Denise is still attracted to women, and Denise looks at him like he's a dipshit, and if I had seen that when I was a 20, I would have transitioned 17 years earlier.

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With this ALF cross stitch, you can make sure your friends are always paranoid that you may be serving them cat meat!

An ALF Cross Stitch kitchen plaque, where it constantly reiterates that he loves to eat pussy.

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Ah, so "no fragrance" means it's going to smell like I'm rubbing liquefied dildo on my face.

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As with every Wes Anderson film he's in, Luke Wilson plays an honorary girl.

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That's the thing they don't tell you about a manic pixie dream girl - there's always a Dignan. I was friends with 4 Dignen in high school. I've dated Dignen. Dignen gravitate towards a girl with the right mix of issues.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The most realistic portrayal of a manic pixie dream girl is Anthony in the film Bottle Rocket.

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"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ranking all the Laurel and Hardy shorts on how yaoi they are.

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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time

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the extent to which online infrastructure is simultaneously 100% funded by taxpayer money and yet is 100% owned by private companies is an all-time world-historic civilization-defining lead-in-the-pipes level failure of every single apparatus of social engineering ever conceived by man.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026

The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984

the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEMS & the
RICH. ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belong to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT it FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY. It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is INSIDE of the WORLD.
ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPDITY !
ART SINGS HALLELUJA!
ART IS FOR KITCHENS!
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky!
ART IS CHEAP!
HURRAH!
Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984

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If there's anything you need to know about dating me, it's that a quarter of the time I talk like Scuzzbopper from Twice Upon a Time

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These two kids feel like they're close to throwing down 100% of the time.

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