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I Am Not A Librarian

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I am not a librarian, but I do work in a library.

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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
An image of Morrigan and Alistair in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads "never bring sarcasm to a fight with an idiot".
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
An image of Jenkins in Mass Effect with text that reads "can I come over and die in front of you over and over again in every reality no matter how hard you try to save me".
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
The only ethical use of AI is going through Star Trek: Voyager and replacing every mention of Tom Paris with Nicholas Locarno.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the tanning bed is a panini press for cannibals.
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Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Researchers in Spain have developed a new intranasal COVID-19 vaccine that eliminates the virus in mice. One dose gave 60% protection, but two intranasal doses achieved 100% protection with no detectable virus in nasal or lung tissue, suggesting sterilizing immunity. www.csic.es/es/actualida...
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Madrid, Tuesday, 23 September 2025

An experimental intranasal vaccine eliminates the COVID-19 virus in mice

Preclinical trials with rodents show 100% protection with the second dose.

This work advances the development of new-generation vaccines against COVID-19.

(Image caption: SARS-CoV-2 virus exiting infected cells / Team of Luis Enjuanes, PNAS)
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Jo French @gothinkdexign.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Some wholesome Trek content to start the week right #startrek #tng #voyager #ds9
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole". (It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Perfection. No notes.
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Ursa Em Wright @ursagets.excessively.gay · 28/07/2025
@limeybuilds.bsky.social made this INCREDIBLE model and I've been working on him on and off for like two years. And we're finally near
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If they make another Star Trek movie, can we have James Gunn direct it? Not because of his directorial skills; I just think it’s about time a narrative included Gunn’s Chekov.
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Peak genius.
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of Leverage walking away from the back of a delivery truck.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do
A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
For no particular reason, I think @respondingtohails.bsky.social @rennemiles.bsky.social and @nickthinks.bsky.social need to see this.
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Bluesky
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Solas after Mythal convinces him to take on corporeal form
An image of Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll with text reading 'Being a person is a fucking nightmare'.
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
#Moopsy
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@rarelyupdated.bsky.social :-D
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
#Switch2 #BackToTheFuture
Griff’s minions from Back to the Future 2 saying “Those boards don’t work on water. Unless you’ve got power!”
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
@rarelyupdated.bsky.social !!!!!!
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
is starbucks coffee named after battlestar galactica or moby dick
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
you're gonna wanna see this
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
replicator accident treatment chocolate hand
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
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Reflector Lich 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I mean, brass instruments are basically just tubes, and Riker played Trombone... So yes, there were definitely sexual tubes in Star Trek.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
the least britney spears could do is open an ice cream shop called scoops i did it again but no.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
is lwaxana troi the starfleet computer voice
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@respondingtohails.bsky.social Also available in Aus!* *At least it (the upcoming season 3) shows up on Amazon Prime in Australia.
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Australian Arts Review @artsreviewau.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Melbourne Queer Film Festival (MQFF) is calling on queer filmmakers to submit their short film proposals for the 2025 Pitch, Pleez! competition, with a $10,000 cash funding prize for the winning pitch. artsreview.com.au/melbourne-qu...
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Funny Tonne is back at #MICF! If you're interested in comedy / arts writing and want a fun and hectic way to improve your craft, I can't recommend this highly enough. Applications close Sunday so get in quickly!
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Funny Tonne: EOIs Now Open! | Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Think you’ve got what it takes to write the best comedy reviews? Melbourne International Comedy Festival is looking for budding reviewers and arts critics to throw their hat in the ring for Funny Tonn...
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale.
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He tried . . .
Two headlines, the first reads

"Man in serious condition after house falls on him"

The second reads

"One man can stop housing crash"
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/03/2025
Wildlife tracking tips. Thank you Patrons! www.patreon.com/c/birdandmoon
A six-panel comic titled "Wildlife Tracking Tips". In panel 1, the text says "A white-tailed deer traveled through here," and there are white-tailed deer prints in fresh snow. In panel 2, the text says "An American Red Squirrel came by," and the leap marks of a red squirrel are in the snow. In panel 3, the text says "A Snowshoe Hare passed through," and there are the distinctive fluffy-footed marks from a snowshoe hare jumping across the snow. In panel 4, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare found a sword," and one of the front paw marks in the track has been replaced with a long thin line running alongside the track. In panel 5, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare is dual wielding," and both front paw marks have been replaced with long thin lines. In panel 6, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare tamed a mount, vastly increasing its jumping distance. You should run," and the Snowshoe Hare trail runs into a deer track and disappears.
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Libby Whittemore @libbage55.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
See, here's what I think. I released a four album rock opera about cats farting and it sold negative 47 copies. And I did some deep thinking, a close self-examination. And I've come to a conclusion. It needed more cats. CAT SHAT FEVER II coming third quarter, 2025!
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B. Dave Walters - Yes, it is I! @bdavewalters.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Murray's Nerdposting @murray-nerdposting.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#StarTrekShitposting @startrekshitposti.ng #DeepSpaceNine
Four-panel "set the bar too low" meme featuring Andy Samberg and Zooey Deschanel from the tv series Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Panel 1: Andy leans in a car window and says, "I'm a Deep Space Nine fan."
Panel 2: Zooey behind the wheel says, "Oh yeah? Name five characters."
Panel 3: Andy says, "Weyoun".
Panel 4: Zooey says, "That's on me, I set the bar too low."
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
For all you Trekkies out there.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Funniest outcome is if Elon buys TikTok and renames it Twitter.
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Engage the core. #StarTrekLowerDecks
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samstreetr.bsky.social @samstreetr.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh the delights of trying to sell used furniture online! 3x attempts at scamming me (2 using the same script) 5x contacts that then go silent. Anyone looking for a giant couch & other random furniture? www.gumtree.com.au/web/s-user/7...
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Skivvies. Are. Baaack! www.memomusichall.com.au/memo-gig/the...
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THE SHARP 31st Anniversary of “This is the Sharp” | Memo Music Hal
Playing all their hits plus some rockin’ covers, 31 years after the release of their debut album “This is the Sharp”, They are back with a vengeance!!!
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I Am Not A Librarian @iamnotalibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
@respondingtohails.bsky.social Love the username. Very starshow.
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