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I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.

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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
A drawing of ancient Egyptian god Set, standing at a telescope, labeled "Seti."
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can't be a great comedy wrestler without being a great wrestler first. This is too perfect!
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's actually short for Rowderick Roderick Piper
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@lgr-yt.bsky.social Hey! We've got an HP Mini 110 with a beautiful pearlescent plant finish (the Tord Boontje edition), but that little Atom N280 is just not fit for today's... anything. Throwing out a machine this pretty would be a crime. Would you want it?
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-... Hm.
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Opposition to Samaritan’s Purse Central Park field hospital grows
The evangelical humanitarian relief group is led by Franklin Graham, a vocal opponent of gay marriage known for condemnations of LGBTQ people and Muslims.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This asshole
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
and he's still miserable he will never be worth enough, he'll never have enough, he'll never be happy, he's just an endless sucking void made flesh, existing only for bigotry and ketamine imagine making notch look noble by comparison
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Guy, complaining: "It's ALWAYS a good day" His friend, with four bucks in mixed change: "Let's fix that"
A Good Day vending machine cheeseburger, proudly boasting the slogan "It's always a good day"
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Think of the list of things wrong with this, then realize you haven't thought of half of them
A screenshot from the ottawa senators merch shop with a $110  (plus shipping) crimson hoodie that reads "call the girls it's game day // ottawa senators"in four different typefaces
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Holy shit lmao
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
tear gas is a powder don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
www.irishtimes.com/business/202... yeah buds we know, that's the fuckin plan
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/01/2026
3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
hi bluesky, i found a video on my hard drive called bluesky.mp4 so uh, here you go i guess
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
dog jokingly implying that they're about to kill themselves:
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Up the long ladder.... from a hole I've dug with a fork and a chair, i suppose
A scorecard from a failed attempt at DDR 3rd Mix flagship song Paranoia KCET Clean
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Popcorn Bucket Sparty looks concerned about your sodium intake, fans
A drawing of ottawa senators mascot spartacat on the side of a 3L popcorn bucket. The drawing has a worried expression on its face
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
bought rdr2 the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game fuck you rockstar
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
So, you shit on the electric fence didn't ya
A boxed board game called "don't step in it" with mediocre box art of a blindfolded child about to step on a giant turd
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Guy who invented the J-Way: "I'm not doing this an eleventh time, it's fine I'll just carry it"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
@beltzner.bsky.social just heard the sound of a thousand crows all flapping and cawing for no apparent reason
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"does it taste good?" "no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
A luridly yellow box of PANETTONE lemon cake, an Italian muffin-shaped cake with some sort of vertical filling.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
Hey Facebook, post from the girl guide of Canada that reads: Inclusion makes Girl Guides of Canada stronger. It ensures that girls and youth have a place to build confidence, develop the skills to thrive and connect with a community that sees them for who they truly are. 

Girl Guides of Canada welcomes all girls – cisgender and transgender – as well as non-binary people who are comfortable in spaces that focus on and are driven by the experience of girls. 

Learn more about our commitment to inclusivity and accessibility at girlguides.ca/inclusivityThe Girl Guides of Canada on dark blue symbol with the trans flag at the bottom.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
tweet by @gerryadamssf:

"This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now."

reply by @realnannysheila:

"Surely you know someone who can fit a timer."
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hmm shiny (Not actually shiny)
An analog 64 console still in its box with the lid off
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
good sentence, three words too long
a photo of some ai-enabled toys that'll be ewaste in six months, captioned "A warning for parents from advocacy groups: avoid AI toys this holiday season"
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Dude sit down i can't see
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@krrutherford.bsky.social www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/... If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
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'Cost everybody in here a World Series ring': Hoffman, Blue Jays gutted after Game 7 loss
In the aftermath of Game 7, closer Jeff Hoffman was still wearing his Blue Jays cap — as well as that gutting loss. Sportsnet's Kristina Rutherford has more from inside the locker room.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
After 30 years of inflation, The Price Is Right reruns get mighty difficult
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
@epicgamesstore.bsky.social good god do i need fifteen emails about your privacy policy
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Due to a mishap involving the chariots of potassium, parking lot II is temporarily closed
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Attempt 7 was going.... well ok it wasn't going great tbqh but I made it all the way to the "don't fall in the hole" level what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Near Portland? Come celebrate the 40th anniversary of the NES with a once-in-a-lifetime panel with the people who made it happen! We're hosting a panel on the actual 40th anniversary date with ex-Nintendo staff. Memories, photos, surprises and more! www.patreon.com/posts/nes-40...
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 08/10/2025
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 04/10/2025
you know what i love, is one of my favorite experiences, is when im using a product that i use daily to do some work and i want to just get it done and move on but when i go to it i get a popup that says "Hey! Welcome to our new redesign. Let's take a tour!" and i have to click Next 30 times
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
well the good news is i didn't forget to stream the full clear attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Grumble grumble
A screenshot from the airthings app showing a radon reading in the mid-180s, which is too high
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