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@iambbq.bsky.social
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I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.

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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
A drawing of ancient Egyptian god Set, standing at a telescope, labeled "Seti."
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not now software update i'm busy doing a sports
WNBA player Sophie Cunningham sitting on the court with her arms raised in protest, while a dialogue box on the screen of the person who captured the video reads "Software update ready to install."
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"how can you laugh at yourself" honey you've seen my jokes nobody else is going to do it
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can't be a great comedy wrestler without being a great wrestler first. This is too perfect!
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
security against what
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's actually short for Rowderick Roderick Piper
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@lgr-yt.bsky.social Hey! We've got an HP Mini 110 with a beautiful pearlescent plant finish (the Tord Boontje edition), but that little Atom N280 is just not fit for today's... anything. Throwing out a machine this pretty would be a crime. Would you want it?
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-... Hm.
nbcnews.com
Opposition to Samaritan’s Purse Central Park field hospital grows
The evangelical humanitarian relief group is led by Franklin Graham, a vocal opponent of gay marriage known for condemnations of LGBTQ people and Muslims.
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We're going as power rangers, you're the white one
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man that really tarnished the reputation of the fifa peace prize
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This asshole
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hammer time for that like and subscribe button
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
and he's still miserable he will never be worth enough, he'll never have enough, he'll never be happy, he's just an endless sucking void made flesh, existing only for bigotry and ketamine imagine making notch look noble by comparison
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this one trick in a thunderstorm will shock you
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you believe the us government pays its debts
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ugh sorry forgot the alt text A threads post by petezapitza: "I'm a little surprised that Dawn Soap doesn't have a strong ad presence in the Ducks vs Oilers series"
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
no way, i definitely saw some of those motherfuckers move
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Their product was shit before, so I understand the reasoning
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I'm open to it
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Who do you think we'll be trying first
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Guy, complaining: "It's ALWAYS a good day" His friend, with four bucks in mixed change: "Let's fix that"
A Good Day vending machine cheeseburger, proudly boasting the slogan "It's always a good day"
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pronounce it like Gotham
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Same, my brother in arms
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Think of the list of things wrong with this, then realize you haven't thought of half of them
A screenshot from the ottawa senators merch shop with a $110  (plus shipping) crimson hoodie that reads "call the girls it's game day // ottawa senators"in four different typefaces
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Holy shit lmao
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
at least turkmenbashi wore a jacket that fit him
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Mavis Beacon Teaches UNITINU
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
tear gas is a powder don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
for more information email 27473,3842
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
^What that guy said, eh?
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
www.irishtimes.com/business/202... yeah buds we know, that's the fuckin plan
irishtimes.com
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A meeting with donald trump and seven or eight unnamed advisors in the oval office, showing a photo of north america with both canada and the usa marked with american flag colours. Beneath the photo, the meme caption "Christ, what an asshole." has been pasted from a New Yorker Comic Caption contest
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
kermit the hog
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/01/2026
3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
hi bluesky, i found a video on my hard drive called bluesky.mp4 so uh, here you go i guess
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
dog jokingly implying that they're about to kill themselves:
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
no they don't
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Up the long ladder.... from a hole I've dug with a fork and a chair, i suppose
A scorecard from a failed attempt at DDR 3rd Mix flagship song Paranoia KCET Clean
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Popcorn Bucket Sparty looks concerned about your sodium intake, fans
A drawing of ottawa senators mascot spartacat on the side of a 3L popcorn bucket. The drawing has a worried expression on its face
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
just as long as a trans girl can't play intramural middle school soccer
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
image credit: bsky.app/profile/tomg...
bsky.app
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
a comic showing two identical-but-for-the-colours medieval kingdoms, separated by a river. "Our blessed Homeland" is labeled "Our glorious leader; our great religion; our noble populace; our heroic adventurers", and "Their barbarous wastes" is labeled "Their wicked despot, their primitive superstition, their backward savages, their brutish invaders"
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
bought rdr2 the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game fuck you rockstar
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
people are leaving their country to get away from these maniacs and i'm supposed to feel sorry for a schmuck who can't work up the strength to move out of his uncle dad's doublewide nah keeping the fascism job is a choice
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
So, you shit on the electric fence didn't ya
A boxed board game called "don't step in it" with mediocre box art of a blindfolded child about to step on a giant turd
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BBQ @iambbq.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Guy who invented the J-Way: "I'm not doing this an eleventh time, it's fine I'll just carry it"
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