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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 15h
I trust the free speech advocates in our nation's papers will be all over this.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 15h
this is inspired posting and you should feel bad
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Jonathan @hottaconinja.bsky.social · 17h
"First I have to acknowledge the wild fires occurring all across our country... NOW WHO WANTS MORE!?"
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RobMcInroy @mcinrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Scotstober @albertkirkjr.bsky.social has resurrected this, so here's my entry for day 1, taken from my latest WIP, Maggie Walls Wood, to be published later this year #baffies
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 30/09/2026
If I had a pound for every time Andy Burnham dangled a potential policy being contingent upon winning an election several years away, I'd have three pounds - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 30/09/2026
Stop, I can only get so hard. 🇪🇺 FBPE 🇪🇺
Headline: Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Burnham
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 30/09/2026
’Cause this is my Unites States of Whatever
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 30/09/2026
We are meant to believe that Iran, after blocking the Strait of Hormuz to shipments of crude oil for months, is now suspected of smuggling petrol in the UK.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 29/09/2026
it's funny because they wanted to get into power so desperately you could be forgiven for thinking they wanted to govern
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 29/09/2026
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 29/09/2026
We should significantly increase the state pension, and then (and only then) peg future changes to inflation.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 29/09/2026
Red diesel is legal to burn to heat homes, hospitals, and places of worship. As is charcoal! I'm sure their defence will be pointing this out.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 28/09/2026
actually good news! (unlike what The Professor normally delivers)
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Professor Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Alt: Professor Farnsworth from Futurama entering the room and exclaiming: Good news, everyone!
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 28/09/2026
looool
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Maggie Chapman (she/her) @maggiechapman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The PSNI's assessment was also that it did not expect the parade itself to result in major public disorder. So why was such a huge deployment of Scottish officers considered necessary? 5/8
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 28/09/2026
I shudder to think, if the suspects had been wearing high vis gear as opposed to masks, maybe the authorities would never have been tipped off.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 27/09/2026
Thank god the Robert Del Naja incident, of holding up a sign, was yesterday. Can you imagine how thinly stretched the counterterrorism police would otherwise have been?
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David Wearing @davidwearing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a genuine incomprehension amongst many journalists and politicians that anyone might care sincerely about Palestinians or seriously object to their indiscriminate slaughter. The natural human response to this genocide is something they simply cannot understand.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
gotta protect and serve!
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
good point! obviously his concerns are extremely legitimate
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
At least he didn't record himself on video apparently attempting to sink a boat with people on it, in an attempt to cause political change.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
This is misinformation. J.K Rowling does not have mold in her house. www.jkrowling.com/faqs/
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
What a hypocritical bastard. Wasn't he an arse when Peter Krykant died?
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Albert Kirk Jr @albertkirkjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A'm urnae seein ony signs o @drmdempster.bsky.social on ony socials this wather, sae A'm urnae shair gin wur gettin yer tradeetional #Scotstober in 2026 ☹️ YON DAESNAE MEAN WE CANNAE DAE IT WURSELS BUT! Daesnae say muckle for us gin we'r dependent on yin chiel. (Awtho gin ye'r oot thare Doc...
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sophieso @123snowpea.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
2 years on top of the usual 8 or are they included?
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
[Slightly altered quote from Marge Simpson from the episode A Tale of Two Springfields]

Jeez, you just have to remember five extra numbers. [In the original it was three extra numbers][The mascot Phony McRing-Ring from The Simpsons episode a Tale of Two Springfields. He is surrounded by a pile of numbers.]

Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
sweet!
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
I ask because ISTM that motion advocates for an incredibly specific position, rejecting anything else (even positions mainstream in the BDS and antizionist movements!) as zionism.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
Do these questions arise because of motion A3?
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
OTOH goal 2 of BDS is "Recognizing the fundamental rights of the Arab-Palestinian citizens of Israel to full equality", so BDS is certainly compatible with a one state reformed Israel-Palestine.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
I'm not sure that BDS specifically advocates for a one state or a two state solution? bdstoolkit.org/faqs (from Global Kairos, not BDS suggests such).
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BDS Toolkit
Non-violent economic tools against Israeli human rights abuses: Organize! Change always comes from the bottom, not the top.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
In a way I admire John Cleese’s consistency. Fawlty Towers was quite a problematic show.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
Anti discrimination campaigner Andy Burnham is going to lose it when he learns about other ongoing discrimination in this country. In fact, his own government...
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 23/09/2026
lol, but what a ridiculous show. "Hahah it's funny how much he hates his wife for no reason". Fucking 1990's TV humour.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some jobs are Real and Manly (fishing, oil, banking) . All other jobs are Woke and Gay (education, hospitality)
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Weirdest tech of my life man. One week it's going to kill us all and the next it's like oh yeah it's actually productivity-negative.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 22/09/2026
lib dems like to simultaneously race bait whilst passing explicitly pro trans policy. I don't know to what to make of them and I don't think they know either.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
you broadly make good points but your use of the m word is problematic. please reconsider.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
yikes! I've got no other words.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
they say fashion is cyclical but perhaps nothing is as cyclical as the rise and fall of Strathclyde
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
what
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
I would refuse to team up with David Blunkett and George Foulkes, but I am not Neil Kinnock.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
the beeb briefly criticising the Royal Family is actually quite far down my list of complaints
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the news org BBC. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
showoff
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Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed, ed! It's Jethro! Your cousin, Jethro Sheeran!
Marvin Berry from Back to the Future
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
if u know who wrote this pls let me know
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